- Hey, Waldorf! - Huh?
- What are we gonna see in here anyway?
- It's one of those 3D movies.
Put on your glasses, Statler.
- Yeah.
Hey, hey, hey, look!
Look at the guy in the Goofy mask.
- That's not a mask.
- Oh, sorry, lady!
(laughing)
(penguins quacking)
(orchestral music)
- Hey, look, an orchestra of penguins.
- Yeah, probably took the job for the halibut.
(laughing)
(The Muppet Show theme music)
(humming)
- Gonzo, Gonzo!
- What?
Oh! (laughs)
Sorry, boss.
- Hi ho, Kermit the Frog here,
and welcome to Muppet Vision 3D.
Now, let me show you around our research center.
See, here in this modern high tech facility.
(crashes)
- Hey, careful!
- Er, here in this modern high tech facility,
we have perfected Muppet Vision 3D,
a new film process which we're about to demonstrate to you.
(humming)
Now working the projector is an old friend of ours,
the Swedish Chef.
Chef, everything okay?
(speaking in foreign language)
Exactly!
And our demonstration includes
a little song from Miss Piggy.
(clears throat)
Hmm? - Little?
- Did I say little?
I meant to say it's huge showstopping major song
from Miss Piggy.
- That's more like it!
- Good.
And we've also got a big musical finale from Sam Eagle.
Sam, what's it about?
- It's called a salute to all nations,
but mostly America.
- Great!
So it's going to be a swell demonstration,
and at no time will we be stooping to any cheap 3D tricks.
- Did you say cheap 3D tricks?
- Er!
(horn blows)
- Ah!
Oh, oh, and here's something I wanted to spring on you.
(metal clinks)
Ah!
- Um. (chicken clucks)
(tin can clatters) - Oh, Waldorf,
it's that dumb bear again.
- Yeah!
Hey, bear, you're not even funny in 3D.
(laughing)
- Oh, not you guys!
How did you get here?
- We entered a contest.
- Yeah, we lost!
(laughing) - Oh, yeah?
Well my new 3DX is gonna shower you all with humor.
(water sprinkles)
Ah!
Waka-waka, ah!
- He's trying to drown us!
What kind of act is that?
- An act of mercy! (laughing)
- Ah, well listen, better luck next time, Fozzie, okay?
And now, if you'll come this way,
I can show you our secret laboratory.
You see, we invited distinguished scientists
from all over the world to come and work here.
Unfortunately, none of them showed up.
So instead, I'd like to introduce you to the guys
who invented Muppet Vision,
and they can show you some of their,
ah, whew, hmm!
Ah, right now I'd like to turn you over
to Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and his assistant, Beaker.
- Meep-meep.
- Well, thank you, Mr. Kermit.
Today, let's look at the advancements
we've been working on for Muppet Vision.
Beaker! - Meep!
- Would you turn on the machine?
(meeps)
(engine rumbles)
(engine revs) - Ooh!
Ooh!
(thuds) Ooh!
Ow! - We at Muppet Labs
have been able to grab hold of the future.
The wheels of progress turn swiftly here,
as we strike upon ways to bring science safely to you.
This user friendly machine
will now generate the first living 3D effect
just by flicking a simple switch.
(engine roars)
- Wee-hee!
I'm Waldo, the Spirit of 3D.
(fanfare blares)
- Thank you, Beaker. - Hi there, ah, ooh!
Cute outfit!
Watch this!
(pops)
Don't you just hate it when your nose runs?
Hee-hee.
You know, all these other people think I'm talking to them,
but I'm really just talking to you.
Hee-hee-he, ho, ho, ho!
- Well, I think that would be
just about enough of Waldo, Beaker.
You may deactivate him.
- What!
What do you-- (zaps)
Hey, watch it!
(meeps)
- Oh dear, he won't deactivate!
- Boing-boing-bing.
- Ladies and gentlemen, there's nothing to worry about,
but please keep your heads down.
- Zonk, ha-ha, boing!
I'm bouncing on peoples' heads!
- Beaker, Beaker, activate the inflate-o-matic!
- The what?
You, no!
Ooh!
Wow!
- Hurry, Beaker, hurry!
(explosion booms)
- Great, now I can start my own football team.
(Waldos laughing)
- Beaker, we'll have to try the Vacuum Muppet.
(meeping)
Yes!
(machine whirring)
Ladies and gentlemen, for your own safety,
please grasp your armrests firmly!
- Ooh!
- Oh no!
- Ugh!
Hey-hey, I'm free, ho, ho, ho, ho!
(whistles) Taxi!
(engine revving)
All right, now I'm getting out of this place.
(laughing) (tires screeching)
(car horn honks) Woo hoo!
- Ah, this way, folks!
I'm sorry, but, Muppet Labs seems
to have been temporarily sucked up,
but, uh, woo!
Now what is that?
- Hey, Kermit, see it's my new remote control
Banana Cream Pie, huh, huh!
- Yeah, hmm!
- Hey, hey, hey, Kermit!
Watch this!
- What?
(engine beeping)
- Uh-oh.
(splats)
- Fozzie, that's terrible.
- Yeah, you're right, needs more sugar.
Hee hee hee!
- And now, ladies and gentlemen,
for the first musical portion of our demonstration,
we have Miss Piggy in a wonderful 3D number.
Um, er,
that's you, penguins.
- Oh!
(penguins quacks)
(playful music)
- Oh, doesn't it look beautiful?
- Yeah, too bad they're gonna spoil it with a pig.
(laughing)
- Shush! - Ah!
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪
Ah!
♪ Sun shining bright above you ♪
♪ Soft breezes seem to whisper "I love you" ♪
♪ Birds singing in the sycamore tree ♪
♪ Dream a little dream of me ♪
(thuds) - Ouch!
(water splashes)
(clears throat)
♪ Look in my eyes and kiss me ♪
♪ Just hold me tight and tell me you'll miss me ♪
♪ While I'm alone and blue as can be ♪
♪ Dream a little dream of me ♪
(whacks)
(Bean Bunny groans)
♪ No troubles as life bubbles on, dear ♪
♪ Still craving your kiss ♪
All right, that's it!
Knock it off, penguin!
- Oh, but it was going so well.
- I will not work with that, that, that rabbit!
- But I was just doing 3D.
Guess I won't be needing this.
- What's that?
- It was for the big water skiing finale.
- What? (whip cracks)
(water splashes) (Miss Piggy screams)
(laughing)
- Bean Bunny, what are you doing?
- What do you mean?
- You are ruining this film.
- I was just trying to help. - Get out, get out!
- I didn't mean anything.
- Go away!
- Ugh! - Go away!
(tires screeching)
- Does anybody know the way out of this film?
(horn honks)
Hey, you got a map down there?
- Well, you can come with me if you like,
I just got fired and I'm running away.
- Terrific!
Let's go!
- Okay! - Hey, Bean, what's up?
- I'm going away, forever!
- Oh, great, can you get me a sandwich?
Would any of you people like anything,
I mean, since he's going out he could, forever?
Bean?
Oh, Kermit!
Kermit!
(ball thumping) ♪ La, la, la ♪
♪ La, la, la, la ♪
- Hey, sweetums, that's a great effect!
- Yeah! - Hey, Fozzie, Kermit!
- What is it? - Bean Bunny ran away!
- Oh no!
- Yes! - Good riddance!
- Hey, hey, hey, we've gotta find him!
- I know. - All right, everybody
spread out and look for Bean.
- Right! - I'll go this way.
- Ladies and gentlemen,
we'll continue the show in just a moment,
but in the meantime, if you see a rabbit, holler.
- Bean! - Bean!
- Oh, Bean! - Bunny, oh, Bunny!
- Bean! - Where are ya?
- Bean, Bean? - Bunny!
- [Kermit] Where are you, Bean?
- [Sweetums] Bunny!
- [Group] Bean!
- [Kermit] Oh, Bean?
- Bunny! - Rabbit!
- Hey, what's all the commotion about?
- [Sweetums] Bunny ran away?
- Well you know what that makes him?
- Smarter than us! - Smarter than us!
(laughing) - D'oh!
Anybody seen a bunny?
- [Child] I see one!
- [Sweetums] I don't see a bunny.
- Turn around. - Where?
- There! - Where?
- Up there. - It's right behind you!
- [Sweetums] Oh, nothing up there but a bunny.
A bunny!
Bean!
- Hi, Sweetums. Hey, Kermit, look!
- What, huh?
Bean, what are you doing out there?
- I'm running away.
Nobody would let me help in the movie.
(sobs) - Oh!
- This is a very moving moment.
- Yeah, I wish they'd move it to Pittsburgh.
- Hey, Bean, what are we doing sticking around here,
let's burn rubber.
(tires screeching)
- Who's that?
- He's Waldo, my 3D friend,
and we're both leaving the movie.
- Right! - But, but, Bean, if you leave
you'll miss all the fireworks.
- Right, yeah!
- Fireworks!
- Okay, I'll stay, but I wanna help.
- Ah, gee, is there anything Bean can do
in the final number? - Hmm!
- Gosh, maybe, maybe Bean could set off the fireworks.
- That sounds great! - Oh, that's cool.
- Yeah, and I'll stay and help!
Ho, ho, ho, ho, I love fireworks!
Ho, ho, ho, ho, hey, hey, hey, hey!
- Er, well, okay.
- Yeah, oh, boy!
- Sam, are you about ready?
- [Sam] Yes, it's a glorious three-hour finale.
- You got a minute and a half!
(Sam gasps)
Okay, everybody, get ready.
- All right, here we go!
- Ladies and gentlemen, the Muppets proudly present
the final demonstration of Muppet Vision 3D.
(lively music)
(footsteps clomping)
(clatters) - Uh oh!
- [Tuba Player] Where am I?
(clangs)
Coming through?
- What are you doing?
Get back into place.
- Pardon me.
(cannon blasts)
Where's the tuba section?
(gun shots)
Oh boy!
(cannon blasts) Wow!
Is it over yet?
Can we start again?
(metals clattering)
Sorry.
- Bean, the fireworks!
- Rockets away.
(fireworks whistling)
- Hey, hey, hey! (fireworks exploding)
- Wow!
- Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Wee!
- Ooh!
Ah!
Oh!
- Enjoying the fireworks?
- No, your chairs on my foot!
- Sorry.
(metal clangs)
- Ha, ha, ha, watch this!
Woo!
(Miss Piggy screams) (Waldo laughs)
- Stop the movie!
Stop the movie, Chef!
- What are you looking at? - Hey, Chef,
can't you hear me?
Stop the projector!
- You'll hear from my lawyer!
- [Sweetums] I'll save you penguin!
(water splashes) (Miss Piggy screams)
Take it easy, I'm sorry!
Oh, no wait!
Don't shoot!
Duck everybody, duck!
(penguin quacks)
No, not you!
- Oh! - Them!
Look out!
(cannon blasts)
(speaking in foreign language)
(gun shots)
- At last, I'm out of that silly film.
(gun shots)
Hey, what are you shooting at me for?
It was the penguins.
Hey, watch it will you?
(speaking in foreign language)
Nah, na, nah, na, nah, nah!
You couldn't hit me with a--
(zapping) Cannon?
Hey, everybody, he's got a cannon!
(cannon blasts)
(explodes)
- [Sweetums] Wow!
Everyone okay in here?
- [All] We surrender, we surrender!
(bell ringing) - What an explosion!
- Ah, Well, ladies and gentlemen,
I'd like to apologize for our slight technical difficulties,
but I do wish to assure you that no one was hurt,
and this theater suffered only minor damage.
So, thank you very much for coming to see this demonstration
of Muppet Vision technology,
and enjoy the rest of your stay,
and come see us again some time.
(laughing)
- They'll never recognize me now!
Forward, huh!
(machine whirring) Oh!
Ouch!
- Huh, what a cute ending.
(laughing)
(playful music)
- Well, what do you think?
- We have time to go to the bathroom before the next show?
- We can't, you old fool, we're bolted to the seats!
- Oh! (laughing)