- [Kim] You're not gonna die if you fall in.
By the way.
(laughter)
- [Penn As Narrator] Previously on The Holderness.
(dramatic music)
- Bears smell you.
- [Penn As Narrator] We packed everything we had
on our backs,
- No!
- [Penn As Narrator] headed straight up a steep hill
- They're making us earn it!
- [Penn As Narrator] and into paradise.
- We're there!
- This is something out of an REI catalog.
- [Penn As Narrator] Amazing view,
fly fishing in crystal clear water.
- You did it!
- [Penn As Narrator] Sleeping in a tent
the size of a double-bed.
- [Kim] Four people or one tent?
- [Penn As Narrator] But that's where the real drama starts.
- I'm very relaxed and now terrified
that I might actually need to have a bowel movement soon.
(dramatic music)
- Does Kim actually do it?
We're about to find out!
- You've got this.
(playful music)
(children's laughter)
- It is a wonderful morning for one of us.
(laughter)
'Cause guess what just happened?
- Oh my gosh. Penn.
- [Penn] What?
- Penn, tell us.
- [Penn] I just went poop in the woods.
So here's why Kim's scratching her neck
because she has a certain feeling right now.
What's that feeling, honey?
(laughter)
- It's go time?
- It's go time.
But you have to show me how to do this.
- [Penn] I'm coming with you.
- Okay, I mean you're not gonna stay for the process.
- [Penn] So I found a better spot for you.
- Okay.
- [Penn] It's farther away.
- Okay. But hit stop real quick.
- [Penn] Oh okay. It's stopped.
(whispering) I didn't hit stop.
Remember, you can only use one square.
- Oh, I might go two.
- [Penn] I'm joking. - Okay.
- [Penn] You can use as many as you want.
Shovel's over here.
- Okay.
- [Penn] This is good. This is private.
Now you wanna find a place where you can dig a hole.
- What about, like, here?
- [Penn] Can you dig a hole there?
- I don't know.
- [Penn] This may be where I pooped, actually, right here.
- [Kim] Oh my God. Are you serious?
I don't wanna be near your poop.
- [Penn] This isn't where I pooped, sorry.
Oh, here's where I pooped! See, I pooped right there.
- Oh my God.
- [Penn] That's it right ... No, this is a good spot!
Like you wanna be ... Where you going?
- I don't want to be pooping near your poop.
- [Penn] Okay, but I'm telling you, like, this is,
we're in a good area.
There is nobody out here.
- Okay, hold on.
- [Penn] Panoramic.
- [Kim] Yeah, this is very soft, hold on.
I feel like somebody's probably pooped here before.
- [Penn] Well, you'll find out soon.
- Oh my God.
Help me.
(laughter)
- Okay, I got it.
- True love is helping your wife dig a potty hole.
- (as the minister from The Princess Bride)
Pooping is what brings us together today.
- [Kim] (as the minister from The Princess Bride) Marriage.
- Alright, you gotta aim a little bit.
- [Kim] Okay.
- So you're ...
This is, here. Let me get this out of the way.
You're gonna go
like this.
(laughter)
That's your best angle.
You got it?
(laughter) - [Kim] Okay.
- [Penn] You want me to leave?
- Yes, please leave. - [Penn] Okay.
- I'm having stage fright.
- [Penn] Okay, bye. Good luck. I love you.
- Love you too.
- [Penn] You're gonna do great.
Is this far away enough?
- [Kim] No, go!
- [Penn] Farther?
- [Kim] Honey. Go back to camp.
- [Penn] Okay.
Guess what's going on back there?
Yep.
(sighing)
My wife's pooping in the woods.
(dramatic music)
Oh! Oh! Here she comes!
Everybody, here comes Kim.
(cheering and clapping)
- [Woman] We're so happy for you.
- [Penn] Wait a minute.
- [Kim] Why are we clapping?
- [Penn] Thumbs up or thumbs down?
- [Kim] Thumbs up.
(victorious music)
- The entire state of Colorado does not
need to know what just happened.
- [Penn] Honey, I'm actually kind of blown away
knowing your general
- Anxiety?
- [Penn] preferences and anxiety.
- It takes a very special place but yeah.
- [Penn] How'd everything go?
- Yeah. That's ... That was an experience.
- [Penn] Yeah? - Yeah.
Now I know if, like, we need to live in the woods,
I could actually poop there.
Oh, I should've put it, like, to mark it,
like, "Don't go here."
- [Penn] Or "Here Lies."
- "Here Lies."
(dramatic music)