let me ask you that what did you do last night well you know what last night was wednesday right
you know what i do wednesday night what it's poker night oh of course wednesday's your regular i
don't know if people know this or not and there's no reason that you should but every wednesday
since oh gosh since i was about 11 yeah i've been playing poker with the same group of guys well
sometimes it's uh it's uh one guy sometimes it's a whole bunch of guys uh and but the the real fun of
it is you get together i'm no card player i don't know really the first thing about poker i've been
playing it all my life i'm the worst card player to come along it's just a social thing exactly
getting together yes yes it's it's the kind of thing your wife would hate on a regular not a
regular place to go every year but last night uh last night oh man something really silly happened
gosh i was thinking about it earlier today wow i was playing poker and all of a sudden okay
uh i'm gonna i'm gonna hold him no no i'm gonna fold him no no i think i'll hold him i'm holding
you've got to know him to hold him and know him to hold him oh screw it i've had enough of this
should i should i walk away or just run away you got to know when to walk away and know when to run
what are you doing now i'm counting my money you never count your money
when you're sitting at the table well then when the hell am i gonna find time enough
for counting there'll be time enough for counting when the dealing's done
fluffy
all afternoon in rehearsal i was playing with kenny rogers face that's one of the real perks of
show business i'll tell you something that civil shepherd is cuter than homemade shoes ain't she
i didn't even know we interrupt this program for a special report
hear from cbs in new york is alan richardson good evening i'm alan richardson in new york
islands in the stream that is what we are no one in between how can we be wrong sail away with me
through another world we'll rely on each other uh-huh from one lover to another
oh life is very sweet i'm alan richardson in new york this has been a special report
you know what they're talking and doing down the road when dan and connie get
ready to retire yeah they're going to move kenny rogers and alan richardson in
two of them and they'll be doing the cbs evening yeah they are you tune that up at
6 30 every night or whenever they do bring you the evening news there's all right once again
ladies and gentlemen it's time for one of our favorite segments it's chair of mystery paul
now here to tell you how we play the chair of mystery paul shaffer paul right you are dave
in that chair over there is a major celebrity whose identity is completely unknown to you
right you have to guess who it is by asking him or her questions you get a maximum of
10 questions which i will be counting down over here and one more thing the person's voice will
be electronically disguised are you ready all right yes i am thank you dr demento here we go
um are you an actor yes i am one down nine to go uh sounds like a female in the chair of mystery um
have we ever met yes we have uh-huh two down eight to go okay
have you starred in um blockbuster motion pictures yes that's three down and a seven to go
ever nominated for an academy award two times oh more down oh pretty good
have you ever won an academy award no i haven't all right keep trying uh were you in the movie
when harry met sally no i wasn't i was six down reported were you in the movie pretty woman yes
oh really seven down three to go were you the star of my best friend's wedding yes i was oh i can't
believe it okay all right let me just make sure here uh were you briefly married to lyle lovett
yes i was nine down and one to go oh my god all right i'm ready to guess i'm ready to guess
our
are you kenny rogers
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