(TurboPunch Logo Intro)
(Group in-unison) Happy birthday dear Mike! Happy birthday to you!
(Cheering)
Haha! Now Mike, we all know you LOVE cake. So, we got you a real special one this year.
Haha! YEAAAH!!
(Horror Dramatic Sting)
(Shocked reaction)
Hey, I'm Suzi. What's your name?
M-m-mike...
Ooooh... Happy birthday... Mike.
(Super sexy dance party music)
Mike... What's wrong?
It's just... Not what I wanted...
(Screams in pain)
(Stomach gargling)
(Dramatic music)
(Burst)
Yaaay! Cake!
(Super rad non-copyright music)