- This feels weird.
This feels like it would be in
a very inappropriate-- - This feels inappropriate?
I don't know what you're talking about.
- What do you mean? - You are so beautiful.
(dramatic music)
- [Interviewer] Hello there.
- Hi. - Hi.
- Who are you guys? - I'm Kat,
I'm getting married.
- Who did you bring with you here today?
- I brought some of my brides people.
- Brides people,
will you please introduce yourselves?
- I'm Michelle,
I'm the Maid of Honor.
- Mercedes, bridesmaid.
- I'm Danica,
I'm also a bridesmaid.
- Quinn, I'm a brides dude.
- Yes.
- Why did you all decide to come
on Fear Pong? - Kat asked me to.
- Kat gets whatever she wants so.
- I do not,
that is a lie.
- You get whatever you want from your brides people, so.
- Because we love you.
- We love you do much.
- We do.
- Since Kat is a little outnumbered,
I'm gonna have
her shoot first. - Thank you.
- All right Kat let's go.
- You know I've never actually played this
on an actual ping pong table.
(girls cheering)
- Call up the bride's fiance and try and hit on him
for one minute.
(women laughing)
- It's ringing. - Hello?
- Hey sexy. - What up?
- How are you? - Ah good.
- So what are you wearing?
- [Dan] Jeans,
uh two socks.
- No shirt?
- [Dan] Yeah I'm wearing a short.
What the fuck is happening?
- You know I just.
I can't get you out of my mind,
you're just running through it all the time.
I know you're in love with Kat
but like Dan,
I'm so much better. - This is awkward.
(group laughing)
Am I on speaker?
- Yep bye.
(group laughing)
- [Interviewer] Kat where did you meet your special man?
- I met Daniel,
op, oh so close.
I met Daniel in middle school
in eighth grade math class
because he shot paper rockets
down my boobs and he texted me that he loved me.
And he was like I don't know,
this I just what people do.
(group cheering)
Ah bitch.
Let your bridesmaids give you
a make over using only their feet.
- Oh my God. - Dude I've had
a foot phobia forever,
like straight up phobia.
I fucking hate feet. - I'm gonna ask
for one of you to be elected
to be the makeup artists here.
- Quinn. - Quinn.
- Quinn.
- You want me to come up?
- Just keep your eyes closed.
- All right you know.
Oh ah.
(group laughing)
Don't do that.
- You got it.
- That's actually a really good color
on you. - You're doing
so good sweetie. - Okay, can you rub your lips
together for me.
There you go.
- Yes.
- Wedding look thank you.
I like can do it.
Ah.
(group yelling)
- Yes!
- I have to drink it.
- So was it surprising
to you all when you heard that Kat was getting married?
- No. - No.
- No.
I still remember when Kat was like Dan told my Dad
to ask for my hand in marriage.
And that was like
a year before he proposed.
- Oh my God yeah. - It was ridiculous.
- Every single opportunity before that,
I would make fun of him for not proposing.
That sounds bad.
- Yeah!
(group yelling)
- The secret is that Kat's really bad at beer pong.
- Let your bridesmaid's write the name of your fiance
onto your butt cheek in Sharpie.
- You have a great ass.
Like can we just.
- Can we just stop it.
(woman laughing)
- So we're go with this tattooed on you
after we leave, yeah?
- [Kat] We'll see how drunk I get.
(women laughing)
- Turn around.
- There you go nice.
You should get that tattooed.
- The tattoo parlor's down the street.
- Stop that. - Oh.
- Ah. - It's pay back time.
- Do you object to this holy matrimony?
Give an impassioned plea as to why
the bride should stay single
for one whole minute in song form.
♪ It's getting hot in here ♪
♪ So take off all your clothes ♪
♪ Oh wait you can't do that ♪
♪ 'Because you're getting married ♪
♪ Having guys buy you drinks ♪
♪ Take you to new places ♪
♪ Buy you nice cars ♪
♪ And show off how hot you are ♪
- When oh.
- You are not married yet,
don't get married yet.
That was really hard. - I feel like
the only reason we'd want you to be single was
so we can marry you.
- Once again I am first in line.
(group laughing)
- Okay but I'm second.
Oh excuse me.
- I fucking hate myself right now.
God damn.
- Oh!
Choose one bridesmaid to take a shot from
the bride's garter belt out of an alcohol gun.
Can I be the one to do it please?
- What alcohol would you like?
- Tequila, always. - Okay.
- All right we good?
- Ah huh.
- Okay.
Three, two, one.
I just wanted to psych you out.
- Fuck you.
(group laughing)
- Oh. - Oh my God.
(woman laughing)
- That did not make it in her mouth.
- My shin is sanitized now.
- [Interviewer] Danica.
how did that feel?
- It burned like a mother fucker.
That was in my eyes but it was delicious
so I'm okay with it.
Oh! - Oh.
- Lift the bride's veil as she does
a champagne spit take directly into your face.
Time to kiss the bride.
(group laughing)
- Oh my God.
You're so fucking creepy right now.
(woman sputtering)
I definitely consumed some of that champagne as well.
- Was it good? - Yeah.
- Wonderful. - It was very good.
(women chattering)
Oh!
- Take off your bra without taking off any of the rest
of your clothes.
Wear it around your neck like a scarf for the rest
of the game.
- Are you wearing a bra?
- No sorry I can't do this.
- I have a bra.
Do you want to wear a bra?
- Bra. - Bra.
- Bra, bra, bra.
- Bra. - Bra.
- [Interviewer] So,
I've decided that instead of a scarf,
I'd like you to wear that as
a surgical mask. - Use the hair pins.
- You look like ah mortal combat character.
(woman singing)
- Oh I won.
(slow bright music)
Ah, ah.
- The bride's coming back.
- Oh she coming back,
she coming,
she coming.
A Ninja turtle.
- Don't do it.
(group yelling)
- That counts,
that counts.
- Ah wo. - Oh this is
a long one oh boy.
Put on a bunch of penis necklaces and swing them
around your neck like a helicopter
while describing the size and shape of your fiance's P.
Daniel's penis is large,
I'm can't get 'em to swing in a circle,
it's not gonna happen,
they keep getting tangled.
It's large and pendulous
and it gets the people going.
And leans slightly to his right yep.
(group laughing)
Nope.
(group yelling)
- Time for a group photo.
Fill your shoes with pudding and then jump
at the same time for super cute photo op.
- Have a good time.
- Fuck. - Ah.
- It's like you stepped in dog poop.
But like in your shoes. - No.
- One two three.
- Wah!
(group yelling)
- I can smell the chocolate from here
and I kind of want chocolate pudding.
- Would you like to lick my foot?
- No.
- Get it.
- Don't go back.
(group yelling)
- Holy shit why are you so good at this?
- Bullshit. - Yeah!
(group yelling)
(group clapping)
- Let your bridesmaids smear your entire body
with cake to practice for the big day.
- I'm Dan now.
(group yelling)
- Yeah! - Hi Dan.
- Hi I love you too. - I love you.
- Ah ah.
- This feels weird.
This feels like it would be in
a very inappropriate.
- This feels inappropriate?
I don't know what you're talking about.
- My boots are sticking to my dress.
- I have pudding
in my shoes. - I have so much pudding
in my shoes.
- [Interviewer] Is there anyone other
than Dan that you think you could Kat with
or is Dan truly like?
- Me. - Yeah.
Hello it's me your friendly pansexual.
- [Interviewer] If it wasn't Dan,
Michelle's next in line?
- Pretty much yeah.
- [Interviewer] Michelle is there a part of you
that's sad she's marrying Dan?
- Not at all,
I love Dan and her very much
and they're like perfect for each other.
But if for some reason Dan was like ah bye,
I'd be like hello.
Let's get married now.
(group yelling)
- Drink Bitch.
Chug, chug, chug, chug.
(group yelling)
- Still got a dare.
- Come on guys,
I still have one beer yep.
- Come on.
(group yelling)
(woman laughing)
- Way to go! (group clapping)
- Did not expect this!
(group yelling)
Yes.
- Yes. - Yes.
(group yelling)
- This has to happen at our bachelorette party.
- [Interviewer] Congratulations Kat.
(group yelling)