Luke: Hello you sexy fans!
Kevin: Just a real quick announcement
as you guys know we've been selling SMG4 Tour Ultimate merch in a limited quantity
just for the fans that couldn't make it to the tour. They are almost selling out.
We are on our last batch of all the merch.
Luke: We have the SMG4 for crowd merch everybody is here
We are the SMG4 versus shirt. Me and Kevin are fighting each other.
Kevin: You got your Fox Tari badge,
Boopkin Pikachu badge,
SMG4 badge
and you have the Kevin as link badge.
Luke: Make sure to complete your collection over at
They're gonna sell up very quickly.
Kevin: And without further ado Luke,
Luke: IT'S THE MEME TIME EVERYBODY!
Both: WWOOOOOOOO--
Glitch Productions
You are now watching SMG4.
Mario: Hmm?
Mario: Oh Hohoho!
*italian gibberish* Oh yeah! Let's-a go!
Ohhhhh Yeeeaaahhhh...
Deja vu
Whoop!
WYUUP!!!
Mario: Hey stinky! pingis. *Grunts* Where's my burrito?
Pilot: I don't care! Piss off big head!!! >:(
Mario: Oooooh~ Big mistake-y~
(RIP pilo-
let me rephrase that...
RIP Yoshi for committing tax fraud. Again.)
Yeah.
Let that be a lesson to you.
Dipsh*t.
[In memory of the passengers and crew of that flight except that dumass italian]
*BOOM*
Mario: That was-a lotsa fun!
Hmm... OHoohooho! Oh no!
Hmm...
Let's-a go!
Yipee! Wohoohooho!
*Boing*
NOPE
N O P E
Mama mia! C'mon! Mama mia...
*Boing*
hmm...
*Shitty grunt*
Okay. Let's do this thing.
*Weird boat engine sound effects*
*Underwater Ambiance*
*Dialing*
c'mon... c'mooooon...
Pizza Guy: Hello! This is PizzaHut!
Mario: Hello! I'm very hungry!
Pizza Guy: I'm sorry sir, but we don't deliver to your location.
Mario: ASS!
Okie dokie! Haha!
Here we go!
*drunk chicken gibberish*
Mario: Plz don't hurt meh!
Chicken: Ooohhhh
Thaaannnnk yoooouuu
b*tch!
Mario: Mama Mia!
*Thunder*
Mario: Hmm?
*More thunder*
*Raining*
(that's not good)
Mario: Okie dokie! Here we go!
*Epic music plays in the background*
Ooooooh...
OHoohooho... let's go~
Ya!
Let's do this.
*Building intensifies*
That's-a so nice!
Piece of SHIET!
Heh...It's alright...
YYYYYYIPPEEEE
Come here, fire!
*ding*I got it!
UNGH!
Tadaaaaaa...
Oh, you've got to be f*cking with me!
What do I do?
*Ding*
I got it!
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Mario: God Damnit!
Kiddo you do just like Mario
*Super maga Oooooof in*
5
4
3
2
1
Mario: Come here fishy fishy~
*Oooooof*
That's-a so nice!
This is fine.
I am okay with the events that are unfolding currently.
Mario's gonna die.
Looks like it's time to go fishing again!
I'mma fishing for-
Whoa! Look at this!
I'mma fishing for-
HOLY Pingers!
Hell yeh!
Delicious.
What was that noise?
Whoa!
EAT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Grandpa Mario: You're adopted.
Alright, let's DO THIS!
YEET!
Ow, my sack...
Pig: You can't hit what ya can't see, ya piece of sh*t!
Say what?
HOLY S#*T
I call upon the hoes,
and the bitches!
All the THOTs and the MILFs on this planet! Please,
GIVE ME YOUR NUDES!
ded
Let's a go!
MOTHER FU-
*rabid plumber noises*
Cheep Cheep: That's where I draw the line!
EAT MY HOT ITALIAN SAUSAGE!
Quick maths!
Aw crap!
Send nudes.
WAT?!
Good lord! What is happening in there?
Mission Control, we have a belligerent dumbass here.
It's...I don't know...it's acting sporadic and it's like...I don't even know what it is...
Here we go, thank you so much. Hey. Hey, let's go Mamma Mia
Sweet merciful crap! Oh my god!
Oh boy....Finally!
Hey stinky!
Pilot: Dude. Seriously, Shut up!
Mario: Oooooh~ Big mistake-y~