All right, if you could go camping
with anybody in the world,
who would it be?
My mom, 'cause she makes me say that.
Let's pretend your mom's never gonna hear this.
Who would you wanna go camping with?
I don't know, my dad?
You can say the actor Dax Shepard.
I'm not gonna say you.
Why?
I barely know you.
All right.
Hey, guys.
Dax here, and I want you and your family to join me
for a hike to support the National Park Foundation.
It's all part of the Summer of a Million Miles Challenge,
where Nature Valley is challenging families
to hike a collective million miles.
No matter where your family is in that journey,
I wanna tag along.
And to make sure it's an awesome time,
I've decided to get some advice
from some of the world's foremost outdoor enthusiasts.
Ladies, gentleman.
I brought you here today
because I wanna become an expert
in camping and outdoorsmanship.
Where would you definitely not want to go camping?
I wouldn't want to go camping at my house
'cause that's not really exciting.
Okay, so you don't like your house.
No, that's not...
So you're saying you dislike your house and you hate it.
- Dax: Just jotting that down. - Kid: No, I'm not saying that.
So you think it's the worst house on the block.
No, I don't!
If you could go camping with anybody in the world,
who would it be?
Probably my dad,
because he can protect us from bears.
So your father could defeat a bear?
Yeah.
Dax: Does he have any martial arts training?
No, he doesn't.
Okay, so he would just be beating this bear
with pure heart?
Yeah.
Dax: Okay.
And have you ever communicated with a wild animal?
I mean, a wolf.
You spoke with a wolf?
I randomly howled in a restaurant,
and I heard another wolf howl.
What was this restaurant?
'Cause I wanna avoid it.
Now listen, guys,
you can really work up an appetite while you're hiking.
How many Nature Valley bars should I bring with me?
Four.
And when should I eat them?
Right now.
All four at once?
Sometimes you can share them,
'cause there's four of us.
Oh, I think that's the nicest thing you could do
is share your Nature Valley bars.
Okay, guys. What's your favorite creepy campfire story?
Dax: How about you Esai?
Count Dracula.
Count Dracula?
Hey, it's a 1933 classic Universal movie.
Oh, it is?
Wow.
You're a bit of a film historian?
Little bit?
You just dabble in film history?
Have you ever been attacked by a Dracula?
No, but sometimes I feel like I am.
Yeah. Me, too.
But you were about to tell me
your favorite scary campfire story.
What is that?
First, when little children walk in the woods
with their family,
a bear jumps out and hunts them
and eats just the children.
Okay, okay.
So that is a very scary story.
And then a fox comes and eats the family.
Eats the remaining family members?
Okay, great.
That's great.
Those are very scary stories,
and I hope to never hear them again.
Is there anything else you wanna advise me
not to do or to do?
Don't disturb any animals there.
They would be attacking you.
They will be attacking me?
Okay, what should I do if I come across a cougar?
Stop and freeze and then run and then hide.
Stop, freeze, run, hide.
Like a porcupine.
Carry a porcupine with me...
What?
And then when I see a cougar throw the porcupine
at the cougar.
You're gonna need some gloves for that.
That's a hiking hack.
Guys, this is great.
Thank you so much.
You've been very helpful.
So there you have it.
Now that I have everything I need
to start my Summer of a Million Miles on the right foot,
it's your turn.
Click the link, or go to omaze.com/naturevalley
and enter for the chance to join me on the trail.
Best part is every donation benefits
the National Park Foundation
and their mission to protect America's special places,
connect people to nature
and inspire the next generation of park stewards.
So, let's do this together.
Go to omaze.com/naturevalley and donate right now.
You bring your family,
I'll bring the Nature Valley bars and everything else.
Wait a second.
Hey, guys?
What do I actually have to bring on this trip?