- Can you paint with a vacuum cleaner?
- Let's talk about that.
(electronic music)
Good mythical morning.
- If one were to rank,
their home appliances in order of preference,
would you judge them?
- I would.
- Well then I feel judged because I've done it.
And barely edging out the sweater shaver
in my home, for the number one spot,
is the vacuum cleaner.
I have a special relationship with my vacuum cleaner.
- That you do.
- But I didn't mean it.
I just mean that I liked a vacuum.
- Okay, well. This episode may be traumatic for you
because we're about to get very weird with this thing
you have a very special relationship with.
It's time for putting things in things,
vacuum cleaner edition.
- The vacuum that we're gonna be using today
to suck up weird stuff is the Kalorik, with a K,
water filtration vacuum cleaner,
which we got for $100 at Nordstrom Rack.
Not a sponsor and-
- Fancy Nordstrom Rack.
- This is also not a sponsor.
- Y'all went to Nordstrom Rack to get a vacuum?
- Yeah they did.
I've never used this before. - Let's destroy it.
- Yeah, we chose it because...
- It's from Nordstrom Rack.
- No because it sucks up liquids and all types of stuff.
And it's clear so you can experience
what's happening in its innards.
- Alright, let's experience things.
I'm trying to figure out
how you have a special relationship with this.
That's the first thing on my mind.
- I enjoy it.
- Okay. Also, you know what,
one of the big reasons - Do you use it normally?
- that I hate vacuuming is because
I can't eat the stuff that my vacuum sucks up.
But what if we're gonna change all that?
We are gonna change all that.
- What if we were?
- We're gonna take
what would be the ingredients to loaded french fries,
and we're gonna load them into this vacuum.
- I recommend doing this before sucking up nasty- whoa!
It's blowing on me.
- Now I've got a theory
that you should start with the sour cream
cause then everything will get coated with it.
Wow! Bacon bits! - Hold on, hold on, hold on!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Go to the fries next, man.
No sour cream came out.
Oh look! You're right!
All the fries are being coated with sour cream.
- [Rhett] Look how they just go right in there.
- And look at how they're coming out.
They all have a smattering of sour cream.
- [Rhett] That's right!
- [Link] Jesus.
(both cheering)
- It's spattering on the front.
- Onion.
Jalapeno.
Look at it banging, it's banging on the-
- Look at the back of this, look at the back of this.
Look at the back of this.
- Get some, get some of that. Get some of that.
Alright, turn it around, turn it around.
- I think it banged off of that.
Oh yeah, get it, get it, get it.
Oh that's fun!
- [Rhett] Keep it shaking, it'll come.
Keep it shaking.
I want a little bit of that.
- Ow! My finger!
- Well it's not...
I thought you had a special relationship with this.
You shouldn't be afraid
to put your finger in there. - Look at that, look at that.
I'm going across.
I'm mixing it all up. Getting every last bit.
Alright, two more, one more.
Alright. And...
Stop!
- Alright let's unlatch
this sucker. - Wow. That was...
That was a lot of pleasure.
(crew laughing)
I mean. I got goosebumps.
Can you see that?
- Look at that.
- I freaking have goosebumps.
- Look at what's happening
on the inside of this vacuum cleaner.
- Oh my gosh. Now let's suck that up!
- No! - Oh.
- You coulda suckened up my face!
Look you just come in here and...
Oh man. It's all the way, it mixed so well.
(food crunching)
(laughs)
- [Link] Oh gosh.
- These are so loaded.
These fries are so..
Taste is a little something different.
- [Link] It's like a chopped salad.
I mean everything is mixed.
- You could set this thing out in the middle of a party.
And then, it's a little hint,
that, "Hey, guests. Before y'all leave,
y'all gotta clean up."
- Now let's express our artistic sides,
with this vacuum cleaner by painting
or letting it do the painting.
- Yes.
- So we've got some little white canvas cubes in here.
A one two three, four, and then a fifth one right on top.
- Well that's, I call that a squaranetic cube,
but I'm no geometrist.
- And then we got, it's a very thin cube.
- Right.
- We've got some paint balls.
Or really they're just balls that have been painted.
- They're like bouncy balls that have been dipped in paint.
- So we're gonna suck them into there,
you know what, hand it back and forth.
We're trying to get a smorgasbord.
- Yeah. Abstract man.
- Okay.
- You ready?
- Yeah!
Imma start with some blue
and Imma start yelling preemptively.
(vacuum whirls)
I just wanna get a few.
- Whoa ha ha! Whoa!
- Now where does that go?
- All around!
- Here's a yellow one.
(Link screaming)
- Let me try.
Yeah yeah yeah.
- Look in there.
(balls hitting the vacuum)
- [Link] Keep going, keep going, keep going with that.
(vacuum sucking)
- Hey, hey, hey don't get my balls.
- Every man handles his own balls in this town.
- [Link] Yeah!
- Oh no we got a bowl!
(both screaming)
- What's happening? Did you break it?
- No. - Okay.
- I just touched the bottom of the bowl.
Okay I'm gonna get the last of my red.
- [Link] And that's it. Okay.
- Oh golly. That was exciting.
- Oh man.
I thought I was... - Man likes some
Picassos up in here.
- pumped after the fries, but this is taking things
to another level, man.
We expressed ourselves all inside a...
I mean first of all, we've decorated
the actual vacuum canister. That's beautiful.
Look at that.
- Isn't that beautiful?
I call it-
- Do we have a sharpie?
We should sign it.
- I call it:
day at the park.
- Aw it's been stuck to it.
- Well you know what? Let's let it dry.
- [Both] And then we'll sign it.
- Look at that.
I call this one: a little later at the same park.
(crew laughing)
- Ow!
(crew laughs)
It's like a rubber band sticking that thing.
What do you call that one?
- I call this one:
I disappointed my dad.
- I call this one:
why's your dad disappointed in me? We're not even related.
- I call this one:
party at Darryl's.
- [Link] Party at Darryl's.
- [Rhett] Yeah.
- So we're gonna sign all of these
and we're gonna give them away to random members
of the Mythical Society.
If you wanna join now, you'll be in the running.
- Yeah. Www.mythicalsociety.com go do that.
- Boing! Self promotion.
- These are pretty!
You know what? These actually look like
something you'd see on an aisle on Nordstrom Rack.
(all laughing)
You know, that is the really weird ironic thing about this.
It's like you go all the sudden, and you're like,
"Whoa! Grandma look at that.
We should just put these all over my dorm room."
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Get this puppy.
I just dropped some of the, a hose.
- It's okay.
- Okay, let's get into it.
- If you're like us, when you looked at this vacuum cleaner,
all you saw was the potential for a snow globe.
So we have a diorama scene.
We've got houses, we've got trees,
we've got a snow covered field.
But we got to make it snow inside this snow globe.
So I'm gonna turn this puppy on.
- Okay, do it.
(vacuum whirls)
Ready?
- Wow it's a blizzard!
(both screaming)
It's covering that house right up.
- [Link] Look at that blizzard.
Whoop!
That is clean. Cut it!
(vacuum powers down)
Oh man, we have got quite a drift back here.
This entire house is under. - [Rhett] This is not
your problem.
- [Link] Hey you got one.
- Hold on, hold on. I just realized
we forgot to put the people in.
I got a plate full of people over here
and they gotta in town. We gotta send them home.
- Suck em in.
- Turn it on Neal!
- Three two one.
- Y'all ready for a little trip?
- Oh my goodness!
That is violent!
Add more snow. And you know what?
- More snow?
- Yeah add more snow, and Imma turn it on and off
to make it fall a little bit.
- Ah, oh nice, I like that.
I'm pumping, you pumping?
- Doesn't really...
It kinda gives a sensation of a blustery drift.
- [Rhett] Did you cover all the people yet?
- [Link] Oh yeah they're buried.
- [Rhett] Alright.
Okay, but here's the thing.
Is that, you know the snowy seasons
are getting shorter and shorter.
There's a lot more rain in the world.
(laughs)
- Plus snow globes, are usually full of water,
or some sort of liquid. - That's true.
So, just add water to your snow globe.
- Oh, everything's starting to melt.
Oh my goodness! There it is!
It's really gushing!
- The house is floating.
The house is floating!
- Everything is floating! That's nice.
Look at that.
It's coming out. I'm getting a little shower.
Glad I've got on my cloak.
Look at this.
- Well that is a happy little snow globe.
- I don't think anyone who lived in those
houses is happy.
- Hey we're, you know, just tryna demonstrate
the reality of living on Earth.
It's not always easy.
- I spent a summer as a ride operator
at the Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk and
I remember one day this one kid...
I could tell he was getting sick
on the spinny ride that I was operating.
And I couldn't stop it in time
and he barfed over the whole thing.
He had eaten a number of hotdogs,
which I had to hose down off of the ride.
I wish I woulda had one of these
- Yeah.
- to suck up his wiener refuse.
How much wiener can it suck?
- Yeah, we wanna know just how big of a wiener
this thing can take.
And, so we're starting with little smokies
and going all the way to kielbasa.
- Alright you wanna place some bets here?
I don't think it's gonna get, I mean,
it's not gonna get past a Hoffy Premium Beef Frank XXL.
- I think it will. I think it's gonna stop
on the signatures so like Jumbo Beef Franks.
- Alright.
- So second to last. Alright fire it up, Neal.
Hello, smokie. Oh this is easy.
- Oh there it goes!
- Smokie's down. - I got one in the middle.
I got one in the middle!
- Yeah, they're bouncing everywhere.
Hit it, hit it.
Oh oh! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
- Okay. I'm moving onto Hebrew National.
You know what?
I think I understand your special relationship now.
- I like to clean.
Oh there it is!
- No problem with these. - Yeah look at that.
- No problem. Moving on to coffee.
- That's easy.
- There's a lot of pull on it.
I mean it's really really really really
sucking on this thing.
- Yeah.
- Alright moving on. - Let me try.
- I think that's gonna be no problem.
XXL.
(both laughing)
Right in there!
- You see it wiggling?
You see how the whole cables like (imitates vacuum).
- It's so fast!
You got one in the middle.
I mean, I didn't think these were gonna make it,
but I think it's gonna have no problem with these.
Look at the size of that wiener.
It takes one second to get through.
- Look at that!
- Can I do one? Can I do one?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I mean even if I really kink it up.
- It grabs the wiener-
- It's getting real kinky with it.
- It grabs the wiener right out of your hand.
- It goes right through the kink.
- Oh it can't take that.
It can't take that. Can it take that?
It can't take it.
- There's no way man.
- I mean there's no way.
You can do it!
(both screaming)
- Hey you wanna do it?
- Yeah I wanna do it so bad!
- Here.
- Look at this thing!
Oh, look! - Look at that!
- Dude, could you, I mean can you believe it? Look.
That's the same wiener. That's not a trick wiener.
That's the same wiener that went in.
- No jump cuts.
- No camera tricks on this show.
If we put a wiener in a vacuum,
it gets in there.
- I'm so proud of us.
We've reach new heights.
- And we came up with a new game.
Because look, if you count those as two points,
the ones that went in the middle,
you got two, four, six, two little smokies,
we got ten points. We got ten points wieners.
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