- (in "English" accent) Peanut butter. - (laughs)
- (laughs) - This challenge is impossible!
- (React) You're actually not gonna watch a single video.
- What? - (React) Instead, you're gonna be
competing against each other in a series of physical challenges
that I have designed specifically to make you laugh.
- Oh, a laugh challenge. - Laugh challenge?
- With another person. - I know. With two people?
- I've never done one with another person.
- (React) Just like in any laugh challenge,
if you do laugh, you get an X and a point.
The person with the least amount of points will win.
For your first task, you must simply
stare into each other's eyes. And now, snort like pigs.
- (Zaria) Oh. - (snorts)
- (snorts and snickers) (buzzer)
No way! You're making us do this! - (snorts)
- (snorts) (buzzer)
(laughs) - Ah! Oh my god!
I laughed too. But I was laughing at him.
Goddammit. This is hard. - (snorts)
Like that? - (snorts)
I can't do it. - (React) What was that, Anna?
- You want me to do it again? - (React) Like a pig, Anna. No?
- Like (snorts) - (React) Anna, what is that?
- (laughs) Girl, I don't know! (buzzer)
- (React) Task number two, continue to look
into each other's eyes and aggressively but slowly
say the words "peanut butter" in a British accent.
- (in "French" accent) Peanut butter.
That was French. - (laughs)
- It's already like inching. - This is really difficult,
because I know it's gonna be terrible. - Oh my god. I can't.
- (in "British" accent) Peanut butter.
- (React wheezes and chuckles)
(buzzer) - (laughs) Oh my god!
- Peanu-- (laughs) (buzzer)
Are you serious? - (in "British" accent) Peanut butter.
- That was far better than my accent was.
I'll give you that. - Mm-hmm.
- (in deep voice) Peanut butter.
(sighs) - (in "British" accent) Peanut butter.
(buzzer)
- That was pretty good. - Sound like Matilda or somethin'.
Was she British? - (React) Yeah. Right?
Yeah, she's British. - (Matilda) I thought grownups
weren't afraid of anything. ♪ (patriotic music) ♪
- (React) Task number three, continue to hold eye contact.
Now, stick your tongue out and write your name with your tongue.
- (React laughs) - (laughs)
- (React) Oh, Emily! Oh, no! - So hard. (sighs)
- Oh my god! - (React) Emily, you're struggling.
How you doing? - Yeah, it's really hard.
It's really hard. - (React) What's so hard
about it, Emily? - Um...
Well, now that you're making me think about it, I'm starting
to laugh, so stop it. I'm trying not to think about it!
- (React) Oh, okay.
- Can I move my head? - (React) Yeah.
- (laughs) (buzzer)
- (chuckles) Goddammit. I laughed too.
I couldn't. I think she broke me.
I've never had to do this before. - This is so wrong!
It just feels so wrong. - Ah, that was hard.
- (React) You're so focused. - I feel like he's really good
at that. - It's silly, and you're writing
your name out with your tongue. And... oh, god.
You're making me break! (buzzer)
- (React) Oh, no! That's cheating. You cannot turn away.
- Okay, okay, okay. - (React) Task number four,
you will now read this dad joke to each other.
- A guy walks into a bar and he was disqualified
from the limbo contest.
No? (snickers) (buzzer)
Sorry! - How do you follow Will Smith
in the snow? You follow the fresh prints.
- Say that again. (buzzer)
Say that again. - She just smiled.
- No, I didn't.
- She just smiled. - (React) You absolutely did.
You absolutely did. Zaria! - In the bag.
- If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
- What? - Pilgrims.
Wait, I don't even get the joke. - (React laughs)
- Mayflower.
- ...No, the punchline. I don't get it.
- It's a boat that the pilgrims landed on.
♪ (dramatic chord) ♪
- Ohh. Well, that won't get me just 'cause I was confused.
- What do you call a fish wearing a bow tie?
- What? - SoFISHticated!
- I don't think I'm gonna laugh. I think I at least have
to get one point. - Okay.
- Girl, you're not gonna break me. - (React) Well done!
- That's pretty good. - How do you get a squirrel
to like you? - I don't know.
- All right. Ya act like a nut.
- Makes sense. - It does.
- Do you wanna box for your leftovers?
No, but I'll wrestle you for them.
I messed up the delivery on that! (buzzer)
I did not smile. - (React) You kinda did, though.
- Roll the tape! (audio rewinding)
...you for them. I messed up the-- (in slow-mo) I messed up--
(slower) I messed up--
- (React) Task number five, take these chopsticks
and stick them into your mouth. And now, impersonate a walrus.
- No way! - Arf, arf. (laughs)
Goddamn. I can't. It's so-- (buzzer)
Ah. That's stuck in my mouth too. All right, you got a point. Well done.
- He did it! He did it! I didn't do it!
- (Daniel) All right. Now it's your turn.
- Oh. - (React) Ohhh.
- Don't know what that was. - (Daniel) All right. It's your turn.
- (croaks) - (groans)
- (groans) - (groans)
(laughs) (buzzer)
They twisted and I don't know why, I just started laughing.
- Arr, arr! Arr, arr, arr, arr, arr.
- (React chuckles)
(buzzer) - Oh, that's a laugh.
- (both) Arr, arr. - Arr!
- Arr! - (rolls R)
- Walruses can roll their Rs?
- (React) You both did well. Good job.
- It's poking my gums. (buzzer)
- (React) Oh, James, you're smiling!
- Oh, I forgot!
- (React) Task number six. I have for you here a 2008 delicacy.
You will each read an excerpt from this Twilight book
in Kristen Stewart's voice.
- (as Bella) "He's suffocating! The placenta must have detached."
- The placenta? - (as Bella) Placenta.
"The placenta must have detached. Get him out!
He can't breathe!" - Is she talking about
a baby right now? - Uh-huh.
She's giving birth. - She's giving birth?
- Yes. - And you chose to read the passage
about her giving birth to me? - I quit.
- He shuddered... (in deep voice) the tiniest bit
at my warm touch. - (laughs)
- (in deep voice) His breath came rougher now.
- "Get him out," she screamed. "He can't breathe! Do it now!"
I saw the red spots-- - Good narrator.
- Her scream broke the blood vessels in her eyes.
"The morphine," Edward growled. "No! Now!"
- (in high pitch) It was more like he was being careful
not to hurt my feelings. He was completely and maddeningly
in control of himself. Gently, he pulled me away
after a moment and cradled me against his chest.
"You are so human, Bella. Ruled by your hormones," he chuckled.
"That's the whole point, Edward. (whispers) I like this part
of being human." - (React laughs quietly)
- (in high pitch) "I don't want to get up yet."
- Pffft. (buzzer)
- She's sputtering. All right. Mission accomplished.
- (breathy) "It seems that I have more to apologize for.
I didn't dream that you would construe the way I feel
about what I did to you to mean that last night wasn't,"
dot, dot, dot. - (in high pitch) He struggled
and shook his head, refusing to be deflected.
"Bella! How did you do it? Run away!"
I held my breath. "But how did you stop hunting?"
- You're like the Gingerbread Man. - (Gingerbread Man) Do you know
the Muffin Man? - (React) All right.
And for our grand finale, you will now draw a portrait
of the other person in 30 seconds. Three, two, one.
- (Dark Helmet) Ludicrous speed! Go! ♪ (dramatic music) ♪
- So... - (React wheezes and chuckles)
- Do you know what I look like? The balloon from Phineas
and Ferb, y'all. - Oh, I do look like a strawberry.
Oh, boy. My hair is 99% face. (record scratch)
Face what? I said that backwards. My face was 99% hair. Oh, boy.
(buzzer) - You just got me with that.
- You just smiled. - (React) Zaria.
- This challenge is impossible! - Damn, you got a lot done.
- Picasso. - Wait, this is mine.
- (React laughs)
- I'm looking an-gry! - It's not that bad, actually.
It's just you didn't draw the pupils. And it looked--
- Yeah, I know. I was gonna finish that.
- (React) All right, Carlos, take a look.
- (laughs) I hate you! (buzzer)
That's actually pretty good!
- (laughs) (buzzer)
I look like the girl from The Ring.
- Is he really the winner?
Is he really the winner? - I won with this!
This is what I won with. - No, I didn't smile.
- Yeah. "I didn't smile." (laughs)
- I laugh at everything! I'm just a giddy [censored].
I just love laughing. I'm very positive. I can't help it.
- The eyebrows are smaller. The lip-- I wasn't trying
to make this, like-- this was supposed
to be teeth at first.