So, I used to own a custom clothier. One of the questions I would ask men is, Which
side do you dress on, the left the right? Basically, what we're asking is how does
your penis hang? To the left, to the right? The reason we ask this question is we just
didn't want surprises. We're about to go in and measure inseam for a custom pair
of trousers. Now, a lot of guys think that we ask that
question because, oh, they're going to make extra room in that side of the trousers for
me. Not true, although a lot of guys would like to believe it. But, it does beg that
question begs an answer, why do we hang one direction or the other, what are the stats
on this? I went out there, I did some research and
in today's video guys, I've got five theories on why we hang the way we do.
So, I'm going to break this video up into
three parts. First, we're going to discuss the problem. Second, we've got some pretty
cool facts for you. And third, I've got five theories. We went out there and we did
the research and I collected what I consider to be some of the better theories out there
and you guys will be able to let me know down in the comments which theory you think is
right. So, let's talk about the problem. Why even
have this video? Well, guys I've got two reasons why. Number one, nobody tells you
this is normal. When I was sixteen, I went to the doctor and I asked him why I am curving
the one direction. He just smiled and said that's perfectly normal. Don't worry about
it. Well, do we have to go to the doctor for someone to be able to tell us that this is
normal? Shouldn't the information be out there?
And that's point number two. Everyone seems to ask this question is made fun of. There
really isn't a good serious answer out there, so hence I'm creating this video and I'm
going to give you guys my theories. Now, let's hit some fun facts. Gentlemen,
75% of men hang to the left, 17% of men hang to the right, 8% of men well, they hang
straight. But what does that tell us? 92% of men either hang to left or to the right,
so to me that sounds perfectly normal. Now, what about this 8% of guys that are hanging
straight? To me it sounds a lot more comfortable to hang in one direction. Well, I looked at
some of the other stats provided by the World Health Organization and what we discovered
I think a lot of that has to do with penis length. So, let's talk a little bit about
penis length. Guys, I am going to broach this subject. Let me give you some quick stats.
3% of guys have a penis that's about 2.75 inches long. I think that a lot of these guys
are going to probably be the ones that hang straight. Basically, when you don't have
a large penis, it's not going to matter if it goes to the left or the right. But,
97% of men are going to have penises larger than that. So, we're talking 4% are at 4.72,
about 75% at about 5.9 inches, 15% at 7.08 +/-, and then 3% at 7.87 +/-.
The point being is that when you have a longer penis, you're definitely going to want to
go to the left or to the right. I can't imagine the way clothing is made that you're
going to be able to hang straight. Now, before I get into the five theories on
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it down the description. So, the million dollar question, gentlemen
why do we hang to the left why we do we hang to the right, what is the reasoning for this?
Okay, so I was not able to find a clear definitive answer. I checked out some medical journals,
I went through Reddit, I checked out forms. I didn't find any definitive answer, but
what I did find five pretty good theories. And I'm going to put these theories out
there. I want to hear from you guys down the comments
below which theories do you think is right; number one, number two, number three, number
four, or number five. Let me know down the description and I'm going to go ahead and
lay them out. So, theory number one. One possible explanation
is that the left testicle hangs lower, this may result in more room for the penis to bend
to that side without resistance. Theory number two. When right-dominant men
break into a run, jump or even sit, the right leg generally makes the most movement and
moving around, the more the necessary isn't too comfortable for those parts. If one is
wearing tight clothing, that tightens the penis to one's leg or the other it's by
far more comfortable to keep it to the left. Theory number three. Right hand operates the
mouse, left hand operates the penis. All right, that's theory number three.
Theory number four. Penises are magnetic. Most men keep change in their left pocket,
therefore their penis hangs to the left. Sounds legit.
Theory number five. Your penis hangs in the direction that you normally tuck it. After
a few years, you developed a curve. All right, gentlemen. Now's it's your
turn. Let me know down in the comments which of the theories you think is right. And if
you feel we mess this up, if you've got insider information or you've got the answer
as to why we hang one direction or the other, let me know in the comments. I love learning
from you guys. And if you want to say, hey, I'm a leftie
I'm a rightie, we will go through calculate that information once they I'm going
to update the description of the video, so I'll put those numbers right in there. And
we can actually test is it really 75%, 17% and 8%? I'm curious if the World Health
Organization actually has the right numbers. And, if you want to see more interesting facts,
go check out the support article. The support article, I'm going to have cool more interesting
facts about, you know, different parts of a guy and everything I'll also link to the
research and where we got some of these information, if you're curious.
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