I need a box around my head! Do you have a box around your head? Yes! Here's the
news from Mompseltown. Where do I have a head? I can just recommend it because German
and Swiss chocolate is the best in the world. This isn't from Switzerland, is it?
That's German. And then ... And then some ...
I've been so extremely sweet for 30 years that today I'm getting a huge reward.
For more than 30 years, not a single outburst of anger, not a
bad word, nothing. What are you talking about? About me, Kirsten. But you're not silent, are you? I'm
an angel
What's happening? I thought you were talking?
Come on film me. I just filmed you.
I cook and you take a shower. No. You can start peeling the potatoes, uh, the carrots, uh, the
things. Oh! Go! We forgot to buy something. What? Shallots. I bought spring onions.
For the tomatoes? Yes, it still tastes good. Ugh!
We just came out of the house and as..Did you just belch? No.
The rooms are so airy - yeah - and let, ah, let,...
It's absolutely stunning. Unbelievable! Take your time and - yeah - just soak up the atmosphere of
the rooms. Soak up? Yes or ... again.
That's not exactly elegant. Jörg, I don't know if you can see that but his
cheeks are all red.
Tell me something nice because I'm frustrated with the weather. Oh! The weather is
not bad! That's just rain! This is England! People don't expect anything else.
Believe me! That's what people think of England.
I can not! Jörg, I can't! You are a clown, aren't you? No. But? No,
I am completely normal. Sure! Absolutely. You can always do a minute. No, it's too long.
Come over here. Yes, we, one more time and then we'll see which one I take. Yes!
Come here. Crap! Are the teeth good? Uh yeah. Stop dreaming. I'm not.
So we came home with .. Kirsten, you have to do that again, I just made
a grimace. Because, I think today is August 18th and ... no, I
don't want to say that. No, that's not how it works. Look, I don't see myself now. I
see myself.
No, even on the screen, some have to move. Yes, I can see that. So
and then the sound picks up. What do you think? Good morning, you're on the morning
show. Good Morning. What do you have to say today? Oh, I had a good coffee for
breakfast. Okay, now you’ll grow a Pinocchio nose. Pinocchio. You haven't had
coffee. Yes, but it doesn't matter, if I get it across convincingly,
I will become a politician.
Move over! Or are you a walrus now? Yes. I don't fit in here.
We are the anchors. Yes. Can there be two anchors in a show? On a TV show? Well, well
, well - there is always an anchor and a subanchor. Okay, then I'm the subanchor. Yes, I
am a submarine.
I am dizzy. It's because of my beauty. No, my vibes. Because I haven't eaten anything yet.
Yes, then eat something first, eat a little for your blood sugar
and then it will be better. Good? That's the anchor and that's the submarine. Yes and
together we are U-Boot TV.
Same problem as always.
Oh I think, I believe that my head will be cut off, my head will be cut off.
I think it's too far away. What do you think? Ah, then you have to move it a little closer.
I can't see anything, I'm half blind. Yes, blind as a fish. I'm
serious being right now. Look, that's why I chose products that are quiet. They
just crackled. That's how it is. And you chose loud products. Yes, I
am a 'noise machine'. So. Is that thing working now? It's lopsided. Wow Jörg, I don't
feel like it anymore. I can see that this is lopsided. This morning it takes us hours to
adjust the camera. To be honest that's just annoying. So,
you have a box. I don't have one. Nah, you have a box. I'm missing
something else. This morning I'm missing - the drive - tea - the drive, the vigor. Come
on. I think I'm going to faint. That looks good now. Do you think I get dizzy because of
you? Yes always.
So now I'm fine. I'm not. See. No, learn forward, always learn forward.
I just have to be careful when I'm like this. Yes? Now you've turned on
the Spot Focus again. No, I haven't. I think I'll have something else on
my mind, nothing more. May I be honest?
I would just, the camera. If I move like that,
my head may be out of the picture frame. I'll ckeck, I'll check it again. Kirsten!
Stay calm. I wanna be a man Ah, I don't think so. At least a man
doesn't have to put on make-up. I don't have a box around my head. You have a box that is only
slightly gray. Oh yes, just like me.
I'm tired. You do the talking. Look in there. I am. Hello from.. Do you want to
start all over again? Do it from the beginning. Good. Hello from England! Hello! As you can see, we're back - yes -
in our kitchen. Yeah, we returned from Germany. Yes and, well, we couldn't
help ...
And I don't usually drink alcohol. Hello from England! Hello! Once again. Yes! Too
long.
So what do you want to do now?
So now we both toast. It's, hang on, it's 9:37 a.m. Wow, early in the morning.
Without breakfast. Yes! Without breakfast. You had one, breakfast, a little.
Here! A pretzel. Oh, can I do that, if I do that, I have to film it first. I have to do
it first - why, if one is missing, then one is missing. For real? Ah yes, that's not
bad. OK! Well, then take it. Bottoms up! This is really stuffy packaging. Hmm, I was tempted to say that this is what we in Germany call very
old fashioned.
It is astonishing to me that this is still being sold, that they are still selling at all. Yes!
So come on, let's do the following now. We have to take a picture. We need to a) take
a picture and b). Well, let's take the picture now.