Patrick, you gotta come over to Krab's place.
Someone's trying to break in!
[Patrick mumbling]
Uh, SquarePants. [Patrick mumbling]
SpongeBob SquarePants. [Patrick mumbling]
No, you're Patrick!
Please hurry.
See anything yet, Patrick?
I need my glasses.
Hmm.
Don't be intimidated, Squidward.
Try to imagine him in his underwear.
Oh, no, he's hot!
They can't be making a movie about us.
But they are and they're using... actors.
[gasping]
Just focus on me, huh?
Alright, alright.
Okay. I got her up and running again.
Now, can you please sit with your hands folded
for awhile, SpongeBob?
Roger that. Folding hands.
Now, get ready for lunar module se--
What ya think, Sandy?
So, what do ya think, boy?
SpongeBob? SpongeBob?
Yes. Please.
♪ I'm glad you asked I'll make it perfectly clear ♪
♪ I'm the guy you made smile From ear to ear ♪
[chiming]
[wind blowing] Uh.
If my friend, SpongeBob doesn't get his free lunch,
things are gonna get crazy!
Oh, thank goodness you're okay.
No! Stay away!
I'm a monster! A monster.
Wow! I always wanted to be an officer of the law.
Check it out. I'm a fuzz.
I mean, not at first. I-I mean, uh... honeybunch.
Uh-oh.
I wish I was steamed
and served with a side of melted butter.
[laughing]
Mr. Krabs! No!
Well, where's your magic now?
Oh, where am I?
What's going on here?
Mr. Krabs, how long have you been in there?
[grunting]
I think I'm done.
Would you mind rubbing a little butter on me?
Larry, my man,
you are looking good enough to eat.
Mm. Oh, yeah, baby.
[music playing]
...doing?
[laughing] Whoo.
Uh-oh.
Ahem, mama's evil little genius needs a diaper!
I can't believe I've forgotten how to tie my own shoes.
They've been tied for as long as I can remember.
[chiming]
Well, I'll remember after a good night's sleep.
You have to guess.
- This tent? - No.
- This guy? - No.
Oh.
This paramecium?
[laughing] Nope.
Well, I don't know nothing about Alaska, but lookie here.
Back in Texas, I wrangled bulls and I wrangled worms.
Did someone order a Krabby Patty?
Oh. Eh. Yuck.
[laughing]
Uh, Medieval Sandy, you don't look so good.
My great Aunt Rosie Cheeks
was the first squirrel to discover oil
at Spindletop, Texas.
She's ready to blow!
♪ I miss those wide open skys ♪
♪ I miss my 20 acres ♪
♪ Barbecues and pecan pies Oh, why ♪
Maybe...
Maybe, it's her fur.
[chattering]
[everyone] Yeah!
You must be SpongeBob FancyPants.
Clothes really do make the man.
Sandy didn't recognize me either.
These pants are more powerful than I thought.
Course, it was just Sandy
and Neptune knows what goes on inside a squirrel's head.
[chattering, banjo playing]
Eh.
Why ya here anyways?
To help save you from this... rodeo thing!
I don't need to be saved!
[gasping] Watch out!
That ol' bullfrog's got a flea on it's flanks
and he's coming right at ya!
[screaming]
[piano playing]
[frog croaking]
Did we save Sandy?
No, Patrick, we didn't.
[music box playing]
Uh, I don't want to disappoint you, SpongeBob,
but you won't see any progress lifting those.
Oh, really?
That is if you want arms like these.
Uh.
[dinging]
There we go.
Uh-huh, perfect temperature.
[dinging]
No, silly. You get the sponge treatment.
Oh, Hans!
[music playing]
Whoo! Yeah! Whoo!
[laughing] This tickles.
I can smell again!
Whoo! Yeah! Yeah-heh! Whoo! Yeah!
You will face me in... the ultimate cook-off!
I will accept your challenge.
The gloves are off now.
It's booger time.
Hey, doc. I got the suds too.
Oh yes, Dr. Patrick. We have a special treatment for you.
[chuckles]
Hey! Hey, wait! Wha-ouch! That hurts!
Wait, uh, this doesn't seem right!
[laughing]
Now, that's what I'm talking about.
Of course I have a nose, Squidward.
Why it's as plain as the nose on my...
face?
Oh, yeah?
[groaning]
[gasping]
Oh, dear Neptune.
Thanks, pal. You're a lifesaver.
That's a pretty good thing I-I thought of. Huh?
- I'll call you... Donnie. - Well...
[meowing]
Now, go in the cooler and get some fresh patties.
You want me to go in... there?
[spooky laughing]
[screaming]
Hey, that tickles. [laughing]
Well... my shift's over.
[dinging]
Time for work, SpongeBob.
[Santa laughing]
[laughing] Merry Christmas!
And whoa-oa-oa!
Sorry! I haven't worked out all the kinks yet!
[squeaking]
I'm very Sandy. Hi-yah!
Oh, I get it. She's sandy.
That's her name and she's also covered in- Yes.
[screaming]
Yes!
[laughing]
Make it last.
Thanks, Mr. Krabs.
Okay... here I go!
[panting]
Hey! This isn't so bad.
Uh. Yum, yum. Yum, yum, yum. Yum, yum!
[music playing]
[dolphin chattering]
Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop! Ta! Boo! Whoop!
Whoop! Yaw!
Whee, whee, whee, whee, whee.
[burping]
Whoo, whoo, whoo!
How high's he gonna go?
All the way, Patrick, up to the great beyond.
Goodbye, friend!
Happy trails!
[mumbling]
[everyone] You're welcome!
He's on the other side now.
Yeah. He's in a better place.
[whimpering]
Okay, let's do it.
One, two, three. Yahoo!
This is so coral! Ow!
Huh? [gasping]
Three, two, one. Well, tan my fur, they made it.
Better go congratulate 'em.
SpongeBob? Patrick?
Hmm. Where'd those critters get to?
[screaming]
Maybe this one.
Um-hmm.
Are y'all ready to go nuts for some hokey hoo-ha?
[cheering]
[screaming]
Third time's a charm?
[grunting]
[screaming]
Old people are the greatest.
They're full of wisdom and experience.
[music playing]
[squeaking]
[music playing]
[squeaking]
What could be worse than that?
Gift shops.
[gasping]
And all that running is good for your buns and thighs, right?
Yeah, buns and thighs.
[music playing]
And I mean where does it all go? Huh? You know what I mean?
[crickets chirping]
Mrs. Puff? Ah, she's married.
Oh, no, Mr. Krabs, she's single.
Then what happen to Mr. Puff?
She doesn't like to talk about it.
[buzzing]
[screaming]
Is it any wonder he's so popular?
Just imagine... if I were a lifeguard.
[music playing]
That would be so cool.
[distant chattering]
Such beauty.
There are two kinds of people.
There are people that are normal.
And then there's you.
Not bad, SpongeBob, not bad.
I dream of a town
with the perfect blend of commerce and irrigation.
Not to mention the breath taking views.
[music playing]
Here, have the last of my patty.
Wait! No! No!
What? Oh, pellets.
My leg.
My leg!
[music playing]
[meowing] Gary!
[chuckles] I-I was just looking
for the sports channel, Gary.
A serene and exotic location where nature and beauty abound.
And hundreds of fighting styles collide in a wave
of non-stop pulsating no holds bar and action!
For centuries, the world's top karate artists
have journeyed to this land to be crowned King of Karate.
King of Karate?
Ah!
In my mouth is on TV!
Ah!
[Plankton] Karen.
[music playing]
Now what?
Could you come here for a moment?
[groaning]
Plah!
That smack was for Plankton.
Now, bring back Ray Ray.
Oh, what am I going to do, Karen?
How am I gonna fool grandma tomorrow?
Professor of Art,
what a marvelous opportunity for the people of Bikini Bottom.
Bring me your huddled masses of bored housewives
and I will shape them in my image.
Ah.
Uh, can't see.
Oh!
[laughing]
[screaming]
Your eyes are a little odd too.
Looks like your whole face could use some work.
There. There we go.
See? Looking normal already. [screaming]
[music playing]
[mumbling]
[music playing]
[groaning]
[chuckles] Oh! This place is a nightmare!
Sharks.
- Pods. - Sharks.
- Pods! - Sharks!
[grunting]
[laughing]
[groaning]
Why would Flats want to kick my butt?
I haven't said two words to the guy.
Hi, I'm SpongeBob.
One, two... [gasping]
Oh, no, that's three! What am I gonna do?
What's that? Someone's coming!
They're getting closer. I just gotta act natural.
Well, that's real nice.
I'm getting to the point
where I could eat just about anything.
Mm. Sponge KaBob.
Come and get it.
You're all going to like this.
[screaming]
[music playing]
[SpongeBob] Think about it.
[quacking]
Wow.
Now, listen to me! I'm not dumb! I have a brain!
See? Here's a picture of it.
That must be actual size. [laughing]
It means another whole year of boating school!
[crashing]
[groaning]
What happen?
Oh, nothing, SpongeBob.
You just struck another pedestrian.
I got nothing to worry about.
And now to get a good night's sleep.
[snoring]
[screaming]
I thought this was Spanish class.
See ya, SpongeBob.
See ya, Big Fat Meanie.
[chirping]
Hey, what'd I miss?
What's a gorilla doing under water
in the first place?
[grunting]
Uh. Well, it- that's funny you should-
I mean, you see that-
George, they're onto us!
[neighing]
Let's get outta here.
[neighing]
[squeaking]
Wa!
[screaming]
[clucking]
I think he'll remember this for a long time.
- The pants! - I know I will.
- The underwear!
[Squidward, Mr Krabs laughing, SpongeBob crying]
[Squidward, Mr. Krabs laughing]
[Patrick] Hello?
[Patrick] Does somebody have a can opener?
♪ This Christmas feels Like the very first Christmas ♪
♪ The first Christmas Is the best Christmas ♪
♪ 'Cause it feels Like the first Christmas ♪
And Gary and Larry are real different than Jerry.
[grunting]
[cheering]
Fish sticks! Get your fish sticks here!
[chattering]
[screaming]
[belching]
Will you turn me into a jar of mayonnaise
so I can eat myself?
[chuckles] Sure, buddy.
Patrick-a mayonnaise-ica!
Oh, don't pretend you don't love it.
[sighing]
Just look at that concentration!
Oh, a little shaky on that entry!
But just look at that form!
Why not?
Because a hungry pod of whales
just showed up for its early feeding.
[screaming]
[whales singing]
[screaming]
[chattering]
[whale singing]
- Hi, Pearl. - Hey, girl.
No!
A desert sandwich has tomatoes and bread and- and mayo!
No worries, I used to work in an evil deli. Tada!
[babbling]
[grunting]
Oh.
Well, looks like the hook is on the other fin now. Huh?
[mumbling]
Hiyah! Identify myself!
[groaning] Patrick.
If you see anybody suspicious,
you give 'em the old stink eye.
Hmm.
Hehe. Hehe.
[siren blaring] Huh?
[grunting]
[groaning]
Now, you try.
[grunting]
[siren blaring]
Oh, he's-- [screaming]
[grunting]
Mm. Ooh. Delicious. [chuckles]