(dramatic music)
- Oh
my
god.
Are you?
(energetic techno music)
What were you thinking?
- [Narrator] On this episode of "How Far is Tattoo Far"
Darcy and her best friend Brad
are out to expose each other's secrets.
They may be BFFs, but they question
each other's life choices.
- Darcy, do you agree with his life,
and where he is right now?
- Honestly, no. He's been living a fake lifestyle.
I think he--
- Really? Okay!
- You keep up constantly with appearances, don't lie
Brad does everything to impress people.
He needs the perfect hair, the perfect tan.
He doesn't need it.
- [Narrator] Brad, on the other hand,
wants Darcy to upgrade her lifestyle.
- She has basically been a ho since maybe like 5th grade.
- Damn.
- I just think that she could hold herself
a little higher of a standard.
I want Darcy to find the one, I want her--
- The one? You're so young!
You don't need to find the one right now.
- That's what I said!
You can experience different types of love
without having to be in a relationship.
- [Nico] Absolutely.
- [Narrator] Not surprisingly,
they have different intentions for their tattoos.
- I'm giving Darcy this tattoo,
because I honestly just don't agree
with the life decisions that Darcy makes
with these guys.
It's just become overwhelming.
- What's your intention here?
- I was trying to give you a meaningful message
that you can grow and learn from.
- [Narrator] Well it's time for the tattoos.
Let's do it.
- (beep)
- Damn!
(screaming)
- [Darcy] I really hope that's Brad screaming right now.
That's making me feel better about it.
(screaming)
- [Brad] Oh my god!
(tense music)
- I'm absolutely petrified.
I hope it's something that I'm not completely
embarrassed of for the rest of my life.
- Hi babes. Oh my god.
- Is it really that bad Nico?
- Oh my god!
- She said it's the worst thing she's done.
You're gonna make me cry.
- [Narrator] The tattoos are done,
the friendship is intact, for now.
Let's see what these two put on each other, forever.
- Oh no!
- [Nico] We are not going to take these shades off
until I tell you its okay.
- Oh my god. I'm like sweating now.
- So Brad, Darcy told us that she's exposing you,
and now the whole world's gonna know.
- Brad, what does she know about you?
- I have no (beep) clue.
- Bitch is coming for you.
- I can't wait.
- Oh
my
god.
Are you?
What were you thinking?
- Because
- No! Nobody knows about this.
What don't you understand?
- You really think that everyone thinks
that tan is real?
- Yeah! Nobody has questioned me.
- Not to your face!
- You can tell you go tanning,
like you weren't born like that.
- You can tell?
- Yeah bitch I go tanning all the time.
- It's not just about the tanning.
It's that you tell everyone
you're living this bougie life, but that's a lie.
No one gives a (bleep) what you look like.
- Really? After all these years,
you could have kept this one secret for me?
- Secrets are toxic.
- Well so are yours.
Honestly, now I feel a lot better
about your tattoo.
No guilt.
- We might have been friends for 15 years,
but time doesn't mean anything
when there's no love behind a friendship,
and if you have sincerely (beep) me over,
there's not a drop of love behind your intentions
of this tattoo.
- There's a whole lot of (bleep) going on.
- She should write a book.
- We need her to write the script.
- [Nicole] Oh god.
- Oh my god.
Try, try (bleep)?
I can't even read.
- [Nicole] Do you want us to read it aloud?
- Please.
- [Nico] All right.
- Oh my god.
- 10 am, BJ Appointment.
12 pm, (bleep) the hottie next door.
3 pm, (bleep) appointment.
4 pm, Try (bleep).
You're free at 5.
- Oh my god.
- Free to (bleep) kill you.
I can't handle this.
- There's good reasoning behind it though.
- There's peach emojis next to try (beep).
- I need to know why the (bleep)
you put this on her.
- You have me schedule all of your
(beep) appointments.
- What do you mean?
- He's the (bleep) secretary.
- Yeah basically.
- It's being exaggerated.
- No it's enough that I'm fed up.
- It really isn't, that bad,
I'm just in college living my life.
- Yes. Preach girl.
- You're not really giving guys enough time
to even get to know you or respect you.
- There's nothing wrong with what I'm doing now
and now anyone who sees this just thinks
I clear my schedule to have sex
with random people all day.
It's like I'm just mind blown
that anyone would even think of this tattoo.
It's not right. I don't think it's right at all.
And, I'm quite upset actually.
- You should be giving her that hug honestly.
- [Darcy] I don't want him to come near me.
- I didn't know really how far it was going to go.
I wanted her to see the real value in herself.
Maybe it wasn't the right way to tell her.
It didn't need to be like this.
I'm sorry. - I regret trusting you,
and I don't regret giving you that.
Because that's not nearly half as bad as this is.
I don't know if I'll ever be able to forgive Brad for this.
I've got a lot of thinking to do.
- Good luck.
- [Narrator] Now that the time has passed,
let's see if Brad and Darcy have recovered.
- It took me a while to forgive Brad, but he is my family,
and I've never been one to hold a grudge.
- Thank goodness she forgave me,
but who wants to go down on somebody
that has the word "Fraud" written on them.
- With the tattoo comes a lot of assumptions,
but it's 2019 and I'm a very sex positive person,
I'm not going to let Brad judge me.