I'm not good Tom, I'm not 100%. I mean, I think I've hit the brick wall, I dunno why
I'm not getting work. I've got great headshots, got a wicked agent, got more talent than that
Natalie Cassidy.
Natalie Cassidy?
You know Sonya from Eastenders...
Right, yeah. Well what I think you need is just a change of attitude.
What's that?
So whilst your confidence is great, you've got that. I think it's stifling your proactivity
a little bit
mmm yeah. So what do you think I should do?
Well why don't I set you some goals. Both practical goals and internal attitude changes.
That's a good idea. And I could do one for you, one for me... let's do it.
Okay so what I think-
(interrupting) So first thing you need to do Tom is shave your head completely. Get
a Nike tick put in one side, and then the other side, I'd say put an earring.
That's not my casting though is it?
And that's it for you: casting complete. If you think about it, "Hello Hollywood! I'm
ready!"
Okay, umm, so Freya let's have a look at your headshots
I love my headshots. That one with the apple, that's my favourite, my agent loves that one.
Really?
He uses it for everything
Okay well, take this one for example. It doesn't really scream "Freya Onofriou: professional
actress". It says "Woman riddled with desperation... and a possible STI"
I do not have an STI
I'm just being honest with you
So you think I need new headshots? Well I think for you, the best thing would
be, just to get more confidence. Be more confident, coz you're too shy. And let's be honest, at
the end of the day what casting person is gunna choose you?!
I'm not shy though
You're really shy
I'm really not shy
You are very shy
shy? I'm really not shy
Everyone says you're shy
No they don't, YOU say I'm shy
No you're VERY shy
I'm not shy, I'M NOT SHY
Shy
NOT SHY
You're shy
I'M NOT SHY
Look do you want my help or not?
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ME HELPING YOU! Okay look, you need to be more proactive, because
you're talented Freya but you're lazy when it comes to finding your own work.
I'm not lazy.
Yes you are.
Well you need to clear up your skin. You need to sort them spots out. Get antibiotics, drink
more water, do whatever you can. Because that skin can't be onscreen.
Yeah well maybe you should try wearing a bit less makeup, you know stop looking so FAKE
and look a bit more natural.
Babe, I am 100% natural. Everything you see here is natural. Except these.
You're jealous of me.
Jealous? You think I'm jealous of you?!
100% jealous of me, ever since I was cast in Doctors you have been bitter and unsupportatative
of my career.
Yeah, I am jealous of you Freya, I really really wanted that role of 'Dead Corpse Number
2'. It was a great part.
I might have been dead, but I had a big impact on that scene. And when I was on the tele,
I got 23 new Twitter followers, my phone was going crazy, got a Facebook fan page
Yeah which YOU made.
You started it Tom
No I didn't
You said I've got an STI
I said you LOOK like you've got an STI
That's even worse. At least I'm not a Zac Efron wannabe.
Well at least I'm not a Greek slut. You could be the next Tulisa.
Oh babe I LOVE Tulisa. She's my hero. She is NOT a slut, she is a celeb.
Oh no. It's one of my fans.
Oh my God. I am so sorry to interrupt, but I am your biggest fan! You were in Doctors,
'Dead Body Number 2' right?
That was me, yeah!
Oh my God I just love... You were brilliant. Like, I watched it and I just recorded it
and I just keep watching it over and over again, like, you are my role model. Sorry,
I'm getting so emotional. Um, can I get an autograph.
Of course hunny. Pen? Pen!
Freya O. Kiss.
I'm never gunna wash it! I'm so happy that I met you, like you are just my idol and you
are just gunna be such a big celeb.
Thank you so much hunny.
Could you take a photo of us?
Yeah sure.
Thanks,
That's alright hunny, take care, God bless.
I was just wondering if you would like, follow me on Twitter?
Maybe hunny.
Oh my God, okay! Bye!!
Second time that's happened.