Well, ladies and gentlemen,
one thing that I've learned from The Slow Mo Guys
is that I thoroughly enjoy watching Dan get hit
in the face with stuff.
Dan, How do you feel about that?
I really enjoy it.
Yeah.
I actually like it so much,
it makes me want to celebrate every time that it happens.
So I thought today kill two birds with one stone,
and injure Dan and celebrate in the same go.
Now, one thing I'm worried about is this cork is gonna fire
out of this at a high speed.
High speed.
And what I'm worried about is the cork might bounce
off your head and hit me in the eyes. So...
That would be terrible.
What I'm gonna do is wear some safety goggles
to protect my eyes from this.
Do I get any?
You want some as well?
Yeah.
Fair one.
There you go.
Cheers.
Let's get on with it.
Sweet.
Oh!
Oh no!
Whoa!
Oh no.
Oh!
Oh
Oh!
That's really distracting by side of my face.
Oh!
Ah!
Geez.
Did I do the face?
Oh!
The side of the jawbone.
Ah!
Now upon review,
it appears that the cork hit right here
Ah!
On the side of the goggles so...
Does that mean we have to do it again?
It does.
Thankfully we do have backups.
I'm gonna-
Yep, carry on.
And you might want to kill some of the pain with that.
So this one I'm gonna try and aim a bit lower.
Right in your chops.
Cheers.
Here we go.
The tension is definitely, I like it.
Oh crap.
Oh, he's shaking it.
Oh God.
Ah!
Oh!
Ah!
Oh!
Right on the cheek hole.
Ah.
How do you get it on my bone every time?
I like to do everything in threes.
So we did get a third.
I know I already nailed his cheek right there.
But let's go for another one, why not?
Ah!
Stop, it's so bloody tense!
Oh, come on.
Come on.
Oh!
Ah!
How was that then?
Yeah really nice, liked it.
So on these Tasty.
Could you like re-shake them to get a bit of?
Oh!
Fuck!
Still tastes good.
Horrible.
Cheers for that.