(suspenseful music)
- Get closer, get closer to that (bleep).
- What is this (bleep)?
It looks (bleep) huge.
What the (bleep) is this?
(laughs)
(hip hop music)
Bahiyud, really?
- [Host] On this episode of How Far is Tattoo Far,
cousins Bahiyud and Raven
are out for revenge.
In addition to being cousins, they're also best friends.
- Cousins live together,
work together.
- Together 24/7.
- We just like to have a good time.
- They're like us.
- A little bit!
- We just the mocha version of y'all.
- Alright.
- How is it living together?
- This one's cheap and irresponsible and you know.
- And this one can't stop running her (bleep) mouth
and making everybody always feel uncomfortable.
- Oh yeah, they've also been known
to get into fights.
So what's the worst fight that there's ever been?
- My car is a little damaged right now
because of someone being irresponsible
and having a little too much liquor.
Bahiyud ripped off my car door handle,
he's yet to get it fixed,
he won't pay up,
and I'm here to get my revenge.
- [Nico] And to top it off, they're
petty and proud of it.
- We're petty too.
Petty is as petty (bleep) does.
- So always it's like...
- Tit for tat.
- [Nico] Uh-oh.
Everyone buckle up.
It's tattoo time.
(hip hop music)
- [Raven] Be over already.
- [Nico] What up, Raven?
- Hey.
- Oh my God.
Girl!
He went as petty as you could go.
- Oh my God.
- [Nico] Finally, it's time to see how petty
these cousins got with each other.
- How you feeling, babe?
- I'm feeling like I'm ready to see what the (bleep)
is what's up.
- Well I'm ready when y'all are.
- Wooo!
I'm so scared.
- Raven.
- Lord have mercy.
- We're gonna stand right here.
- Oooh.
- Oh my God.
(laughs)
- Now, you're not gonna take these glasses off.
- [Raven] Get from around me Bahiyud.
- I would never do you wrong.
- Says the irresponsible one.
- I mean, you are...
- Nico, I didn't ask for your two cents.
- Raven, I wasn't even gonna talk to you.
- Shut your mouth sometimes.
- Make me, Bahiyud.
- [Nico] Melody!
- I'm like pissed at all y'all.
- You can't be mad at me!
(suspenseful music)
- Oh my God!
- Oh, you know that's right.
- That's awful.
- Oh yeah.
- What the (bleep) you oh yeah-ing for?
- I love it.
- [Melody] Well let me just get out of here.
(Melody laughs)
- [Nico] Alright,
are you ready for this?
(suspenseful music)
- Get closer, get closer to that (bleep).
- What is this (bleep)?
It looks huge.
What the (bleep) is this?
(laughs)
(suspenseful music)
Bahiyud, really?
Oh my God.
Bahiyud.
You couldn't think of anything else?
- Nope.
I'm tired of your big ass mouth.
- [Raven] You got a big ass (bleep) mouth, too.
- Mommy.
- That's what ya ass get.
- (bleep) really about to get real.
(laughs)
- Can you give us the story behind this whole tattoo?
- For all
that stuff that comes out of your mouth
they call words, that's
the (bleep).
- He's saying you're a (bleep) talker.
- You're gonna shut yours after this.
- Okay.
- I have no words for him anymore.
I'm just ready for him to see what
he's got.
- I think I did my job.
She has no words.
- Well you're next, bitch.
So just you wait.
- Why he's got all this (bleep) mouth.
You're next.
- You know the drill?
- Yes.
- Tiffany, can you come out, babe?
- Tiffany, my girl.
I know she wouldn't let me down.
(suspenseful music)
(gasps)
- Oh my God.
- Oh!
My
God!
- Wait, I didn't see the full result.
- Y'all better get this girl out my face (bleep).
- Girl, I would cut off my left titty.
- We are here today
because Bahiyud is has not paid me back
for my door handle so this is the revenge
he's gonna get.
- Let's see.
(suspenseful music)
Wait a minute.
(laughs)
Wait, wait.
Wait.
Nah.
Like really, your face?
And then your little pissy ass handle.
(bleep) that God damn handle.
(laughs)
- You can't take off your shirt anymore.
- I'm pissed the (bleep) off.
The fact that she put her own face on my body.
You always running this blood is thicker than water (bleep)
and this what the (bleep) you pull on me?
(bleep) your door handle,
(bleep) your car.
I'm done with that (bleep).
No, like (bleep) and y'all let her do this (bleep)
to me.
- I didn't see this until just now.
- (bleep)
Nicole.
- Bitch, I'm just the host.
- This (bleep) right here, no.
Nah, I'm not (bleep) with this.
- [Nico] Can we get the story behind this tattoo please?
- Run the (bleep) story.
- Bahiyud decides to get pissy ass drunk
and wants to fight
and he ripped off my door handle.
- And why did I wanna fight?
'Cause she's running her (bleep) mouth.
- He hasn't paid up,
he hasn't tried to pay up,
so (bleep) is what happens.
- I cannot believe she did this (bleep).
- I understand.
- Would your own family do this type of (bleep) to you?
- I mean, my family's a little crazy.
- I think I finally got the last word and I won this.
He shouldn't have (bleep) with me.
- He's pissed.
- Can we sit on this red couch for a second?
- [Bahiyud] I'd rather stand here.
- You can sit right here if you have to.
(suspenseful music)
- I have no (bleep) words for her right now.
- Yeah.
- Jesus.
- I love you.
- [Snooki] She said she loves you.
- Nicole.
- Clearly you both love each other.
- Can I get a hug, B?
- You'll get a stand up.
Petty is as petty does.
See ya (bleep) later.
- Ahh. - Ah.
- Yes!
- It's so beautiful.
- You're going too much.
(bleep) too much.
- How are these two going to live and work together
after this?
- I mean, they probably aren't, let's be honest.