On The White Lotus, the sexual experience carousel has unofficially spun out of control.
At this pace, someone is going to be harmed.
After a wild night, Cameron rushes Lucia and Mia out of his room as Sunday's episode begins.
He doesn't even have enough money to tip them; instead, he makes a commitment to leave the
remaining money at the front desk for them to pick up later.
When Harper contacts Ethan, she immediately detects a problem: "You sound odd."
Portia apologises to Albie for leaving him the previous night as Dom leaves to buy a
lovely present for his separated wife.
She explains that after Tanya is gone, she can spend the rest of the day hanging around.
While this is going on, Tanya becomes friends with a homosexual Englishman named Quentin
(Tom Hollander), who calls her sense of style "very stylish" and asks her to join him and
his buddies for a beverage at the beach club.
And why not, now that Greg is gone?
Mia kind of loved it, but Lucia is worn out and beginning to feel bad about her line of
work ("All prostitutes are punished in the end," she says).
They sneak up to Bert's room to take a short shower when they see Bert and Albie by the
pool.
Using the "Bro code," Cameron pledges to keep what happened last night a secret from Ethan,
and Daphne does the same to Harper when she hears her talking about Cameron's unfaithful
tendencies.
However, she believes she can trust Harper: "Plus, you don't know anyone."
Bert returns to his room and interrupts Lucia and Mia as they are leaving, catching Mia
topless.
Tanya pulls Portia to the beach club to see Quentin, who is there with other colourful
friends as well as his "naughty nephew" Jack, who is also the attractive man Portia was
eye-flirting with by the pool.
Interesting!
As a straight man spending the day around homosexual men, Jack is charming and merely
thrilled to meet a girl.
Albie is saving Portia a seat near the lake, despite his pledge to show her a wonderful
time.
and catches her making love to Jack while looking up.
Albie refuses to let Lucia and Mia sit next to him, saying he's saving that spot for someone
else.
Tanya can cry to Quentin about Greg, and he encourages her to tell him the entire narrative
from start to finish.
Well, I was born in San Francisco (to which she replied).
When Harper returns to the hotel room, she informs Ethan that Daphne and Cameron's marriage
is a fraud and that he constantly cheats on her, saying, "Compared to them, we are perfect."
Harper finds a condom wrapper in the cushions of the couch while Ethan is still vomiting
up from last night.
Uh-oh.
Tanya receives reassurance from Quentin that "You're too brilliant to be this unhappy,"
while Albie rushes up and interrupts Portia's conversation with Jack.
Albie has to eat lunch with Dom and Bert since Portia promises to catch up with him later
while claiming she needs to take care of Tanya.
Albie scoffs at Dom when he shows him the jewellery he gave his wife, saying, "You can't
simply buy people off, Dad."
Harper is furious in silence over lunch with Ethan, Cameron, and Daphne as Mia thinks she
"should simply f-k the piano player" to advance her career.
Harper is still thinking about the condom wrapper.
Though Lucia attempts to stop her, she becomes motivated.
Lucia then returns to Albie's beach lounger where she starts chatting with the lonesome
boy.
Giuseppe, a pianist, eagerly accepts Mia's invitation, and the two of them hurry off
to a nearby abandoned church to carry out the act, but he is unable to play the piano.
Mia then sets out to get Lucia's Viagra, but she is unsure of which pill is which.
Lucia is swimming with Albie as she attempts to ask her a question.
So Mia just gives Giuseppe two of the odd pills she has in her possession.
Have we not previously said, "uh-oh"?
When Harper questions Ethan about what actually occurred last night, he replies that they
just became extremely inebriated and chatted with random patrons at the pub.
When Tanya and Portia arrive to join Quentin and his pals for dinner, Jack offers to later
have Portia try on his brand-new underpants.
Giuseppe is battling as the medication begins to work.
as he falls to the ground.
Yes, Viagra most likely wasn't that.
Mia offers to sing in Giuseppe's place as the ambulance approaches to take him away,
but Valentina begs her to go away.
(She also presents Isabella, a female employee, with a starfish pin, which she suggestively
pins on Isabella's jacket.
Hmmm.)
While Portia and Jack drink at the opposite end of the bar, Albie purchases drinks for
Lucia and Mia, which is a touch uncomfortable.
As Jack and Portia begin to kiss, the situation worsens; as a result, Lucia kisses Albie and
whispers, "Don't let her win."
Harper questions Ethan one last time before purposefully leaving the condom wrapper on
the bathroom counter.
Jack poses in his underwear for Portia before sliding into bed with her.
Dom retires early to his room to view porn on his laptop.
Lucia returns to Albie's room and, uh, expresses her gratitude for spending the day with her.