-I'll be asking both of you animal trivia questions.
If you answer them correctly, you will win
a golden retriever puppy.
If you answer incorrectly,
your opponent will receive the puppy.
Most puppies at the end of the game is the Pup Quiz champion.
♪♪
Tracy, you're our guest, so we shall commence with you.
The first question is...
Is it, "A," green anaconda;
"B," king cobra,
or "C," reticulated python?
What do you think, Tracy? -I think you would know this
'cause you probably have a snake.
-You have snakes. You love snakes.
[ Clock ticking ] -Reticulated.
-Reticulated python, "C"?
-Yes.
-Let's see what the answer is.
You are correct! Reticulated python!
[ Cheers and applause ] -Gimme.
-You get Gary Frick Jr. -Yes, baby. Yes, baby.
[ Laughter, dog barking ]
-Next question is to you, Jimmy. -Yeah.
-Which of these birds is native
to the island of New Guinea?
-What?!
-Is it, "A" -- -He got "longest snake"!
-"A," the singing bushlark.
-That sounds fake.
-"B," painted berrypecker. [ Laughter ]
I didn't know Barry was into that. Or "C" --
-That's the longest species of snake, by the way.
[ Laughter ] -You ever met Barry before?
-Never.
Buff-rumped warbler.
So, is it "A," "B," or "C"?
Singing bushlark... -Alright, buff-rumped war--
Well, it couldn't be "C" and "C."
That's the way I did my SATs.
I would just switch to different things.
-And how'd you do on those? -I got a...
610. So, that's pretty good.
I'm gonna say, uh...
Gosh.
S--
Singing bushlark, "A."
-"A"? Ooh, no. [ Buzzer sounds ]
It was painted berrypecker. [ Laughter ]
-You're the worst, man.
-So, Jimmy, Tracy gets our adorable puppy, Mary Kennedy.
-Aww! Mary Kennedy!
[ Dog barking, applause ]
-Yes.
-The score is 2 pups to 0. [ Dog barking ]
Oh! That sounds means it's time for Double Puppardy.
-Okay. [ Laughter ]
-Questions are now worth two puppies.
-Yes!
-And the next question is for you, Tracy.
-I'm not even comfortable in this seat.
-You look very comfortable.
-Ask him what's the -- what's the biggest snake.
-This is a hard one.
And I don't meant the answer to the last question.
-What type of animal does mohair come from?
"A," chinchilla;
"B," a goat;
or "C," sheep.
-What kind of hair? -Mohair.
-Mohair? -Mm-hmm.
[ Clock ticking ]
"A," chinchilla; "B", goat;
or "C," sheep?
-The one puppy's winking at me.
-I'm gonna go "B."
-"B," goat. You are correct! [ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Tracy receives Kyle McAdams and Lisa Armstrong.
Come on out, puppies! -This is unbelievable.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-They're my babies.
[ Laughter ]
-Okay.
Alright, Jimmy, next question goes to you.
That's a calendar picture, right there.
-Yeah.
-The golden retriever, Jimmy. -Oh, yeah.
-Golden retriever -- -That's me, I have that.
-...was first bred in the mid-1800s
by Lord Tweedmouth -- -What?
-...in what country?
Tweed. Tweedmouth.
-Yes, tweed. -Lord Tweedmouth.
-Okay, yeah. -Is it "A," Scotland;
"B," Canada; or "C," New Zealand?
-Tweed -- I'm gonna say "A," Scotland.
-Yes, it is! Correct! [ Bell dings ]
Roger Blain and Ted Mooney go straight to Jimmy!
-Oh, no, no! [ Cheers and applause ]
-Get that puppy. Get that puppy. -Wait.
-You have it? -Yeah.
[ Groans ] Come here, buddy. -Thank you very much.
Hey, how are you? -Ohh, come here.
Got Gary Frick? That's Gary Frick, Jr.
-Let's go back to Tracy. -Hi, guys.
-Sorry, that one got away. Sorry, Tracy.
-There you go. -We got too excited.
-I just need a pocketful of Kibble 'n Bits.
-There we go. [ Laughter ]
-Alright, here we go. [ Dog barking ]
-Oh, that sound means it's time for Final Puppardy.
[ Laughter ]
-This is where all of your puppies
and all of your opponent's -- whoever gets this question
gets all of the puppies.
-Yes. -Pick up the boards.
Pick up your markers to write down the answer to this.
The Final Puppardy question.
[ Laughing ] And the answer, for all of the puppies.
[ Laughter ]
How many quills does the average porcupine have on its body?
You have 10 seconds, starting now.
[ Clock ticking ] Average porcupine.
Not a super quilly porcupine. Average.
Not a bald porcupine. Regular, everyday --
[ Buzzer sounds ] Oh! Alrighty.
Jimmy, what did you write down?
-10,000? [ Laughter ]
-10,000! Alright, Tracy.
What was your answer to the question, how many quills?
-2 mill. -2 mill!
The answer is 30,000.
Jimmy, you are the Pup Quiz winner!
[ Cheers and applause ] -I can't take it.
I can't take it. I gotta give this one to my man.
Tracy Morgan. I gotta give it to Tracy.
You're the real Pup Quiz champ, my friend.
-Yes, Jim!
-My thanks to Tracy Morgan and all these adorable puppies.
-I'll be asking both of you animal trivia questions.
And if you answer them correctly,
you win a golden retriever puppy.
If you answer them incorrectly,
your opponent gets the pup. -Mm-hmm.
-Jared, you're up first.
-Here we go.
-What -- This is a tough one.
Is he "A," American foxhound terrier?
-What? -"B," Jack Russell terrier.
Or "C," beagle.
[ Clock ticking, audience shouting answers ]
-Hmmm.
-No help from the audience, please.
[ Ticking continues ]
American foxhound... -"C."
-Yes, of course it's "C." Yes. [ Bell dings ]
-This is an easy question.
-There you go.
Mr. Gary Frick Jr. -Aww!
[ Speaking gibberish ]
-I love you, man. [ Laughter ]
Don't talk down to him, Jared. Yeah. Alright.
-Alright, next question is for you, Jimmy.
-I hope it's as easy as "what dog was Snoopy."
-Well, it's not. [ Laughter ]
-Which one of these crustaceans is known --
-What?! [ Laughter ]
I got to name a crustacean. -Yes.
-Which one of these crustaceans
is known for its brightly colored, striped shell?
-Is it "A," the shame-faced crab?
-This is insane.
-"B," the fleshy prawn. [ Laughter ]
Or "C," the elegant squat lobster.
[ Laughter ]
This is for Mary Kennedy the puppy.
-The elegant squat lobster? -Yes.
-I don't know about that. -♪ Squat lobster ♪
-Fleshy Prawn was my Juggalo name.
-Yes. And your nickname. [ Laughter ]
-Shame-faced crab. -Shame-faced crab?
-What else are you but shame-faced?
-I'm gonna say it's "B," fleshy prawn.
-Ooh! Wrong. [ Buzzer sounds ]
-What?!
-It is the elegant squat lobster.
Elegant squat lobster?! -Jared gets our next puppy,
adorable Mary Kennedy! -Of course.
-Wait, you knew that one? You knew that one?
[ Laughter ]
-Aww! -You knew elegant squat lobster?
-Of course! Who doesn't know that?
[ Laughter ] -Oh, my God.
Elegant squat lobster. -Oh!
-Aww. [ Speaking gibberish ] [ Dog barking ]
-Did you hear that sound? -Yes.
-That means it's time for Double Puppardy.
-What's that mean?
-These questions are worth two puppies.
Next question is for you, Jared. -Aww.
-What? Are you kidding me?! [ Laughter ]
This is totally insane. I'll take this one.
-Are they white with black stripes?
-What? This is so silly! -Black with white stripes.
Or tan with black and white stripes?
-This better be a trick question or something.
[ Clock ticking ] This is absolutely insane.
What color is a zebra? -"C"!
-"A"?
No! -What?
-They are black with white stripes.
So, Jimmy, you get Kyle McAdams and Lisa Armstrong!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Alright. -That was a barn burner!
-Hi! Hi! -Aww!
-Aww, I was just trying to fake Jared out.
Of course everyone knows
that zebras are black with white stripes.
[ Laughter ]
-By the way, you guys were no help.
[ Laughter ] At all.
-Okay, next question goes to Jimmy.
-Hi, buddy. Yeah. -[ Speaking gibberish ]
-Okay, Jimmy. -Yeah.
-In 1997 -- remember that year? -Oh, my God.
-Which one of these animals was elected mayor
of an Alaska town?
Is it "A," Stubbs the Cat;
"B," Buzzwinkle the Moose... -That sounds fake.
-or "C," Zero the Mountain Goat.
-In Alaska? -Yes, for two puppies.
Roger Blain and Ted Mooney. -Stubbs the Cat.
-Stubbs the Cat? Yes! [ Bell dings ]
Jimmy, meet Roger Blain and Ted Mooney!
-Thank you. These guys didn't want to hear any cat...
They didn't want to hear any cat trivia.
Oh, hi, guys. -Aww!
-Aww! -That's what I'm talking about.
Well, I'm in -- [ Dog barking ]
-Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
That sound means it's time for Final Puppardy.
[ Laughter ]
-This one is for all of your opponents' puppies
and the game. -Alright.
-Okay, pick up the boards and the markers next to you.
-Guys, you got to help me out on this one, okay?
-Write down your answers to this question.
Whoever's closer to the correct answer...
[ Audience "aww"s ]
...is the Pup Quiz winner.
-[ Giggles ] -Alright, you guys ready?
-Yeah. [ Laughs ]
-Roughly -- Roughly how many flowers --
-Pun intended. [ Laughter ]
Ruff-ly.
[ Barks ] How many flowers does a beehive have to harvest
to make one pound of honey?
You have 10 seconds, starting now.
One pound of honey. -Oh, my goodness.
-How many flowers does a bee-- -One pound?
-One pound of honey.
[ Buzzer sounds ]
Okay.
Jimmy, what did you write down?
Are you still writing?
Okay, you said 305 flowers.
[ Laughter ] -305.
-305. -That's how many bees --
That's how many -- to get one pound of honey,
you think bees have to go to 305 flowers?
Okay, great. Jared, what do you say?
-Oh, no.
-10,000? -10 million!
He's saying 10 million flowers. -10 million flowers?
So, actually, Jimmy, you win,
because it's 2 million.
-Yeah! [ Bell dinging ]
-Yeah! Yeah!
Jimmy is the Pup Quiz winner!
-No, Jared can be the Pup Quiz winner.
Why don't you bring these over to Jared,
introduce him to these.
Our thanks to Jared Leto and all these adorable puppies.