(laughing)
- This is hard because I keep needing to burp.
- I love pineapple.
(burping)
- Zesty Zeta.
- Okay, basic, but alright.
(laughs)
- Should we mix them all together now?
- today we're doing something very exciting.
We're going to be ranking vodka cruisers.
- Yum yum yum.
- So we're gonna use a system of three tiers.
God, OK, and Meh.
- And whichever flavor gets the most God votes will win.
- I love a sweet cocktail.
Not a fan of the cocktails that taste bad
so I like stuff that tastes good.
- That's generally the rule.
- Oh, good quezzy.
- Yeah, good quezzy.
- I don't know if I want to out myself.
- Yeah, I don't know if I wanna be like
"Yeah, I'm a heavy drinker."
- Ooh, Juicy Watermelon.
- Juicy Watermelon. Do you like watermelon flavored stuff?
Cause I do not.
- I think I do, don't think I mind it.
- Uh I'm so strong.
(bottle hisses)
- Also I'm so hungry.
So I'm going to have three sips of this and be like, Ooh.
- it smells like super sweet fake watermelon flavor.
- Ooh
- Oh, that's pretty strong but.
- Ooh, It tastes better than it smells.
- It tastes so different to how it smells.
- Yeah
- Oh, this is really good. This is a really nice.
- Also the way I've had half of this,
you can honestly drink these in about four sips.
- This is my favorite so far to be honest,
this is really nice.
- Favorite so far, it's the first one we've had Tom.
- Yeah, that's 'cause-
- That's a high bar to set.
- Yeah, it's all a joke, it's all, sort of, you know...
(laughs)
- I'm gonna just-
(burps)
- I'm going God. Easy-peasy.
- It's the first one. I'm not gonna send it.
It's just gonna go OK.
- I'm gonna go OK.
- Because the color is so pretty,
It like wins it for me. So I'm gonna go God.
- Oh my god, Okay, So we've got a red thing.
Okay. Strawberry, Ripe Strawberry.
- This is where it's at.
- Absolute classic. It makes me think of Nikki Webster.
- Oh really?
Oh with "Strawberry Kisses"? - ♪ I've been missin' ♪
♪ your strawberry cruisers ♪
- This is literally neon in color.
- I love this.
- Okay. Wow. - Ooh that is delightful.
- That literally tastes like a strawberry.
- I'm getting a bit carbonated right now.
(burps)
- I'm just gonna burp this entire video.
- Yeah I know.
- So I'm getting just red, red sugar flavor.
- Notes of red and-
- If I put the other one in God,
I got to put this one in God
- See that's the mistake.
- It's not doing anything for me.
This one. It's just, it's just flavor.
It's just, it's just red redness.
So I'm going to go Meh, like seriously.
- Yeah, its, its. Wow.
- Yeah, I'm doing it.
- You're cold Scott.
- This is going in God.
- I'm going God, I just I just feel like
I'm biased towards pink beveragino's.
- Yeah, that's true, and most of them are pink.
- I'm gonna go OK, it's still amazing but
I just, I have got to believe that there's like,
God tier ones out there and
I don't know if this is one of them.
- Okay basic, But all right.
(laughs)
- [Sohan] Ooh, bold Berry.
- What is a Bold Berry? Or is it a mix of berries.
- I love, like, blueberry. Like the fruit berries.
I don't like berry flavored- (laughs)
- I feel like I need to be burped.
- I love that smell. - Oh fuck, that's berry.
Oh you know what that is, Tom, that's bold.
- She's bold. - Bold.
- Well, let's try it.
- Let's give it a bloody go.
- Oh, that's good.
- This is watermelony.
This is like a watermelony one actually.
- No! No, it's berry. - Its like a deeper watermelon
- Tom, how can your hair be so good but your
opinions be so wrong. I don't understand.
- Oh, it's yummy I'm putting this in God as well.
- It's not amazing, but, you know what,
I kind of dig it a little bit.
So I'm gonna go OK.
- Nope, this is going in Meh.
- Wow!
- Yep.
- I can't just keep calling stuff OK.
That makes me sound like
a really wishy washy shit person.
- Yeah well, that's...
- But is it God tier.
- But, maybe that's you.
- God, That alcohol has made you cruel.
I'm going to be controversial, I'm gonna say God tier.
- Don't, no no no no, its not,
Don't say that just 'cause
you're doing everything OK.
Say we, if you think it's OK, Say it's OK.
- All right fine, it's OK, it's OK.
- Yeah.
(laughs)
- [Zeta] Lush Guava.
- It's Lush Guava.
- Lush, Lush. - Lush.
- We haven't even tasted them yet but
I'm going to call it. Guava is the
best Vodka Cruiser flavor in the entire World.
- I love-
- Yummy.
- I love Lush Guava.
- I've heard a lot of hype about this.
- Oh. Wait, can I make this God and
move all of my other votes down to OK?
- Look, I really talked it up a lot.
- Yeah. I mean, honestly, like, it's
like very similar to the rest.
Like my first thoughts is like,
it's like the other ones,
but different a little bit.
- This is definitely God.
- This is super God. - This is so good.
- This? Super God.
I don't know. I remember it being
like earth shatteringly good.
- I feel sick now.
- If not just for nostalgia, and for the
refreshment qualities it has. I have to say God.
- It's very, like, bitter or sour.
I don't know the difference between those two flavors.
I'm just gonna go OK. Fuck it, I'm going OK.
- Yeah, I'm doing it.
- [zeta] We have Raspberry.
- She's wild, she's not tame.
- She's not tame. - She's not tame.
- Yeah, I'm not really feeling raspberry,
but I guess we'll see-
- It's Wild Raspberry.
Does that make a difference? Or no.
- No.
- Oh, that smell is-
(laughs)
Sorry. Are we ruining your Instagram story here?
- Sorry mate, yeah fuckin' finish your Instagram story
We'll fuckin' wait for you.
(laughs)
- I wonder what they have to put in it
to make it this color.
I would love to see my wee after this.
- My wee is going to be fluoro.
(gasps)
- That is just average isn't it.
- Wow. Strawberry 2.0 much.
- Mm
- No.
- Oh, it's like medicine. It's like, um...
(coughs)
- I just literally coughed on you, I'm sorry.
- It's such a nostalgic flavor.
- Mm
- Like it reminds me of my childhood.
It reminds me of lollies.
Like I think it actually tastes like a red frog.
- I'm not feeling this one at all.
- But look, I actually like some
medicine kind of drink, sometimes.
- Did we rank the last one?
- Did we just talk about Guava for a really long time?
(burps)
(laughs)
- It's gone.
- Okay so Cruisers-
- my professionalism is gone.
- It's out the window.
So cruise is fully warp with your sense of time.
- This is a Meh for me.
- This is Meh. - Yeah.
- This is going straight to Meh.
- Of course she's putting it in Meh.
- I'm putting this in OK.
- [Zeta] Okay! Guys! Woo!
Yeah! Next Cruiser!
- Oh my god
Pure Pineapple.
- Pineapple is the king of Fruits.
- Yeah
- And you know why Tom, it's because;
it has armor on it, it has a cool hairstyle,
and who live in a pineapple under the sea?
- SpongeBob SquarePants. She was asking me.
- What is it when you have asparagus,
does your pee turn fluoro?
- (laughs) no.
- Did I make that up?
- It starts smelling.
- Remember that ad where she was like
(bottle hisses)
- No.
- It was like, how did she open it? Nevermind okay.
- Oh yes I remember that, yeah.
- I love pineapple.
- This tastes like, um...
Like yellow snakes.
- I thought I wouldn't like it, but it's actually,
it kind of tastes like pineapple juice.
- Pineapple is coming through with the goods.
- Would you put this on pizza?
- I a hundred percent. I'd pour the fuck
out of this all over my pizza.
- Like legit pineapple juice.
- No, not legit pineapple juice.
(laughs)
- It's the first one, the watermelon.
I loved it because it's the first one I had.
(laughs)
- If this was the first one,
I reckon I'd rate it higher.
- This is what I'm saying, it all just
melds into one beautiful Vodka Cruiser.
- Did you just see that?
- I'm gonna Chuck a God on this
I'm just gonna chuck a God on this.
- Yeah I'm gonna do the same.
- For no reason at all.
- Lets just do it.
We're going, we're going off. - Just 'cause I feel like it.
We're going off book here, Scott.
- Yeah we're going off book.
- I don't mind it, but it's not as good as guava.
So it's going in OK.
- Yep, I'm the same.
I don't, like, its not my favorite, but its not the worst,
so I'm putting it in OK.
I love Fanta.
(laughs)
It looks like Fanta!
- (laughs) I can't look at you.
- [Tom] Oh my god, okay.
- [Coops] Orange Passion Fruit.
- sounds like a summer-
(laughs)
Vibe.
(laughs)
- Oranges, passion fruits, - This is the one we're trying
- Two amazing fruits.
- Two great fruits.
- Summer vibe.
- Doesn't it?
- The vibe of summer.
Sunny Orange Passion Fruit. - It matches my outfit.
- Oh it does! - It matches the background.
- Wow. I love the smell, very orangy.
- Oh, that's delicious.
(burps)
- That's really good. That's God tier for me.
- That literally tastes like Fanta.
- This tastes like a Berocca.
- I'm just ranking everything compared to Guava.
- Yeah, no this-
- Because Guava is like (high pitched vocals)
And then everything else is like, huh.
So it's like
- (high pitched vocals) - (high pitched vocals)
- (middle pitched vocals) - (middle pitched vocals)
- (low pitched vocals) - (low pitched vocals)
(laughs)
- Oh uh ooh - Nope
what is that? What is going on there?
- That's not for me dog.
- Wow this has really descended in to chaos.
- Okay.
- This is going OK for me.
- God for me.
- That's Meh if ever I drank it.
- This one hurts me the most.
- Why?
- Yeah I'm going to Meh as well.
- Do you feel betrayed by the flavor combination?
- Betrayed by the label, you know?
Betrayed by the label - The amount of potential.
- Zesty
- Lemon Lime. Zesty.
- This is for the person who is trying
way too hard at the party
And they wear a turtleneck
and they read CAFCA and they walk around
the party being annoying to everyone else.
- Okay. - Zesty Zeta.
- Zesty Zeta.
- Is going to be drinking a zesty Cruiser.
- Ohh God tier,
yes yes yes yes yes. - Yeah that's litty.
That's actually really yum. - That tastes so good.
- It lives up to the name.
There's a lot of lemon and a lot of lime in this.
- This tastes like the most adult,
like, drink. - It does, it does.
Like, if you want to drink a cruiser,
but you want to be like, an adult or whatever. Boring.
Drink the Zesty Lemon Lime.
- This is going to be Meh from me as well.
- So my ranking of this,
is God.
- Me too, God.
- I'm giving it OK. I'm gonna go it.
I'm gonna go OK.
- Just gonna do it, all right, all right, all right.
- Yeah, fuck it.
- Should we mix them all together now?
- Wow, we're scientists! - Whoa
oh, that's not open. - Ooh!
- It looks like it would just cure your hangover.
- All right. Cheers. - Cheers.
- Let's give it a go.
- That's delicious.
- Ooh, That's really good.
Guys Just buy them all and mix them together.
- Mix them together.
Like a punch situation. - For a cocktail.
- Yes.
That's what you should do for your next party.
- Oh my God, tell us the winner.
- Hell yeah.
- Guava! - Yeah bitch!
That's what we want to see.
- Tell us what you want us to rank next.
- Shots. Do you want us to rank shots guys?
Did you say want us to rank shots.
- (laughs) You want us to rank shots.
- They said they want us to rank shots.
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