VIEWERS I'M IN A BIT OF PAIN.
GENUINELY, I'VE GOT A PROBLEM IN MY EYE.
YOU KNOW THIS, YOU KNOW I HAVE THIS PROBLEM WITH MY EYE, I HAVE
HAD IT FOR THE LAST FEW YEARS.
AND YESTERDAY IT FLAIRED UP SO BAD.
I COULDN'T SEE.
LIKE OUT OF THE EYE, EVEN IF I DO THAT, ARE YOU ALL A BLUR,
IT'S TERRIBLE.
SO I WAS LIKE I GOT TO BEGUNKED AND SEE A DOCTOR.
I WENT TO SEE THIS DOCTOR, 8 A.M. THIS MORNING.
AND I WAS GENUINELY WORRIED.
I THOUGHT I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO DOT SHOW.
I GO TO SEE THIS DOCTOR, LOVELY GUY.
I GET THERE.
AND I SIT IN THIS LITTLE ROOM, YOU PUT YOUR CHIN IN THE THING
AND DO YOU THIS THING.
AND HE GOES TO ME, HE GOES OH, I TELL YOU WHAT, YOU HAVE CAUSED
QUITE A STIR OUT IN THE OLD RECEPTION.
WE'RE ALL HUGE FANS AND I GO OH, THANKS VERY MUCH, THAT IS REALLY
KIND.
AND HE GOES NO, NO, WE REALLY ARE, REALLY BIG FANS, I GO
THANKS, CAN WE LOOK AT THE EYE.
AND HE LOOKS AT MY EYE AND HE TELLS ME WHAT IS WRONG WITH IT,
I IT IS PRETTY GROSS, I WON'T TELL YOU.
AND THEN HE GOES, HE GOES THE THING YOU REALLY HAVE TO AVOID
IS READING AND BRIGHT LIGHTS.
(LAUGHTER).
>> Reggie: OH, WOW.
WOW.
VZ AND I WAS LIKE RIGHT.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DO FOR A JOB?
AND HE WENT I DO NOT.
>> Reggie: OH.
>> James: BUT THEY'RE ALL REALLY EXCITED.
HE WAS LIKE SOMETHING ABOUT A CAR.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: BUT BECAUSE OF MY EYE IT WENT I COULDN'T GO TO THE
CRITIC'S CHOICE AWARDS, THEY WERE HERE IN LOS ANGELES LAST
NIGHT, WE WERE NOMINATED AND I COULDN'T GO ALONG IT IS IN SANLT
MONICA, I GET A TEXT ON MY PHONE, GUESS WHAT, GANG, WE WON
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> Reggie: WHAT?
>> Jes: CRAZY?
EVEN MORE EXCITING, WE DIDN'T WIN THIS JUST ON OUR OWN.
THE VOTE WAS A TIE.
IT WAS TIED, IT WAS BETWEEN-- WE TIED WITH SETH MEYERS WHO IS ON,
DON'T TURN OVER, HE'S ON TV RIGHT NOW, BASICALLY WHAT IT
TURNS OUT, CRITICS LOVE 12:PA A.M. NETWORK PROGRAMMING.
OKAY, YOU CAN TURN OVER QUICKLY AND SEE IF HE IS TALKING ABOUT
IT.
I WILL GIVE YOU A MINUTE.
SO THERE YOU GO, THERE, YOU ARE BACK, THERE YOU ARE, LOOK.
THERE.
(APPLAUSE) SO WE WON.
AND LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS WON, WE ARE SO THRILLED.
WHAT SHOULD-- WE FEEL LIKE WE SHOULD SEND LATE NIGHT WITH SETH
MEYERS, WE SHOULD SEND THEM HALF OF SOMETHING.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
WHAT SHOULD WE SEND, HALF OF WHAT?
WHAT DO YOU RECKON, REG.
>> Reggie: KILT KIT KAT?
>> RN WE SEND THEM, SEND THEM A HUNDRED HALF OF A KIT KATS.
>> THAT WOULD BE AMAZING, YEAH.
>> James: YOU KNOW, BUT YOU CAN BUY JUST TWO FINGERS.
>> Reggie: THAT IS THE PROBLEM.
>> James: GOT TO BE HONEST, I AM GLAD YOU BROUGHT THIS UP, I
AM ALWAYS DISAPPOINTED BY A TWO FINGER KIT KAT BECAUSE I DON'T
WANT TWO FINGERS.
I WANT A MINI FOUR.
YES, THANK YOU, MADAME.
WE COULD SEND THEM HALF AN EDIBLE ARRANGEMENT.
>> Reggie: NICE.
>> James: JUST THE STICKS IN A HUGE MELON.
>> Reggie: YEP, HALF A TAXIDERMIED ANIMAL?
>> James: IT HAS TAKEN A TURN.
WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE ON THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" RIGHT AFTER
THIS.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)