>> James: OH, WELCOME BACK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NOW SINCE
MOVING TO AMERICA I HAVE NOTICED THAT A LOT OF BIG COMPANIES USE
ACRONYMS FOR THEIR NAMES LIKE FOR EXAMPLE GEICO, THEIR NAME
ACTUALLY STANDS FOR.
>> HEY, CORDEN, OVER HERE.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> James: SORRY, NEIL, WHAT.
>> I'M SORRY?
>> James: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
THE TALK SEGMENT IS NOT UNTIL AFTER THE COMMERCIAL.
I'M ABOUT TO START DOING A BRILLIANT BIT OF COMEDY ABOUT
ACRONYMS, SO.
>> YOUR SILLY JOKES CAN WAIT, CORDEN.
WE HAVE A SCORE TO SETTLE.
AND IT'S ABOUT BROADWAY.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: SO WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, NEIL?
>> WHAT ARE YOU-- I SEE YOU GOING AROUND HOSTING THE TONYS.
ACTING LIKE YOU ARE THE ONLY TV STAR WHO CAN SING BROADWAY SHOW
TUNES.
SOME OF US, DUDE, HAVE ACTUALLY WON A TONY.
>> James: RIGHT, YES, SOME OF US HAVE.
I HAVE ALSO WON A TONY AWARD MYSELF, SO.
>> YEAH, FOR A NONSINGING ROLE, BURN.
>> James: RIGHT, SO WHAT DO YOU WANT, NEIL.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO, JAMES CORDEN.
>> James: HANG ON, IF I'M READING BETWEEN THE LINES
CORRECTLY IT SEEMS TO ME LIKE WHAT YOU WANT IS A BROADWAY
MUSICAL RIFFOFF S THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANT.
>> James: STOP IT WE CAN'T.
>> WHY.
>> James: WE CANNOT HAVE A PROPER RIPOFF.
>> WHY.
>> James: BECAUSE THE FILHARMONIC AN HERE TO SING THE
BACK UP FOR US.
SO I'M SORRY, WE WILL HAVE TO GO BACK.
>> U M, AREN'T THEY THOUGH?
>> James: HEY, FELLAS.
>> HEY.
>> James: DIDN'T THING YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT YOU WOULD BE
COMING DOWN TO THE SHOW.
>> NO.
>> James: WELL, YOU HAVE ALL WORN THE SAME OUTFIT TONIGHT SO
THAT'S EMBARRASSING.
ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS, HARRIS?
>> YEAH.
>> James: PATRICK HARRIS.
>> YEAH.
>> James: NEIL PATRICK HARRIS.
>> YEAH, JAMES PATRICK CORDEN.
>> James: WELL, MY MIDDLE NAME ISN'T PATRICK IT'S KIMBERLY SO
YOU LOOK STUPID.
(LAUGHTER) ALL RIGHT.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE READY FOR
THIS.
>> YEAH, I'M SURE I'M READY FOR THIS.
>> James: THEN LET'S.
>> GOOD COMEBACK.
ONE, TWO,.
♪ FOR THE PEOPLE ALL SAID SIT DOWN.
♪ SIT DOWN YOU'RE ROCKIN' THE BOAT.
♪ THE DEVIL WILL DRAG YOU UNDER.
♪ BY THE SHARP LAPEL OF YOUR CHECK ERRED COAT.
♪ SIT DOWN SIT DOWN SIT DOWN YOU'RE ROCKIN' THE BOAT.
♪ THE PEOPLE FOR THE PEOPLE ARE DEAD SIT DOWN YOU'RE ROCKING THE
BOAT.
♪ YOU'LL BE SWELL.
♪ YOU'LL BE GREAT.
♪ GONNA HAVE THE WHOLE WORLD ON A PLATE.
♪ STARTING HERE.
♪ STARTING NOW.
♪ HON CORDEN EVERYTHING'S COMING UP ROSES FOR ME NOT FOR YOU.
♪ >> James: OKAY, WELL, CLEARLY
WE CAN BOTH SING THE CLASSICS.
>> YEAH.
ONE OF US CAN BROADWAY AIN'T NOTHING UNLESS YOU CAN BELT OUT
A HEARTBREAKING BALANCE ADD, OKAY, OKAY.
>> A HEARTBREAKING BALANCE ADD, REALLY.
>> James: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
>> GET READY TO SHED A TEAR OR THREE.
>> James: I'M READY.
>> ♪ SOMEBODY HOLD ME TOO CLOSE.
♪ SOMEBODY HURT ME TOO DEEP.
♪ SOMEBODY SIT IN MY CHAIR.
♪ AND RUIN MY SLEEP.
♪ AND MAKE ME AWARE.
♪ OF BEING ALIVE.
♪ BEING ALIVE.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> James: OH MY OWN.
♪ PRETENDING HE'S BESIDE ME.
♪ ALL ALONE.
♪ I WALK WITH HIM TILL MORNING.
♪ WITHOUT ME.
♪ HIS WORLD WILL GO ON TURNING.
♪ A WORLD THAT'S FULL OF HAPPINESS THAT I HAVE NEVER
KNOWN.
♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
ON MY OWN.
♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> ALL RIGHT, THAT WAS PRETTY.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, BEING A BROADWAY STAR ISN'T ALL ABOUT
BEING PRETTY, IS IT.
IT'S ALSO ABOUT BEING SEXY.
>> James: SEXY?
>> OH YEAH.
>> James: SEXY, YOU WANT TO SEE, YOU WANT TO SEE SEXY.
>> I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU TRY.
>> James: THIS-- THE [BLEEP] DID YOU JUST SAY?
>> I THINK WE ALL HEARD THAT.
>> James: OKAY, YOU WANT TO SEE SEXY, I'LL GIVE YOU SEXY
RIGHT NOW.
HIT IT BOYS.
>> James: COME ON BABE WHY DON'T WE PAINT THE TOWN.
♪ AND ALL THAT JAZZ.
♪ START THE CAR I KNOW A WHOOPEE SPOT.
♪ WHERE THE GIN IS COLD AND THE PIANO'S HOT.
♪ IT'S JUST A NOISY HALL WHERE THERE'S A NIGHTLY BRAWL.
♪ AND ALL THAT.
♪ JAZZ.
♪.
>> I'VE GOT A SWEET TOOTH.
♪ FOR LICORICE DROPS AND JELLY ROLL.
♪ HEY SUGAR DADDY.
♪ HANSEL NEEDS SOME SUGAR IN HIS BOWL.
♪ I'LL LAY OUT FINE CHINA.
♪ ON THE LINEN AND POLISH UP THE CHROME.
♪ AND FUF'S GOT SOME SUGAR FOR ME.
♪ SUGAR DADDY BRING IT HOME.
♪ COME ON SUGAR DAD CORDEN BRING ME HOME.
♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
OKAY, WOW, YOU'VE DONE IT YOU'VE BEAT ME.
WHAT AM I EVEN-- WHAT AM I EVEN DOING.
YOU GOT ME THINKING MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GIVE UP ON MUSICAL
THEATER ENTIRELY.
>> JAMES, WAIT.
WAIT, YOU CAN'T.
>> James: NO, I'M A COMPLETE FRAUD.
>> YOU'RE NOT.
>> James: NO, I AM.
AS LONG AS YOU'RE AROUND, I SHOULD JUST STOP SINGING SHOW
TUNES.
(LAUGHTER) >> LOOK AT US ALL.
ACTING REALLY HARD RIGHT HERE.
(LAUGHTER) WHAT IF, WHAT IF WE DID A SONG
TOGETHER?
TOGETHER.
COME ON.
COME ON, YOU CAN'T THROW IN THE TOWEL.
YOU CAN'T THROW AWAY YOUR SHOT.
>> James: I'M NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT I AM NOT THROWING
AWAY MY SHOT.
>> I'M JUST LIKE MY COUNTRY I'M YOUNG SCAPE AND HUNGRY AND I'M
NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOTD.
>> I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT, NO, I AM NOT THROWING AWAY
MY SHOTD.
HEY QULO I'M JUST LIKE MY COUNTRY I'M YOUNG, SCRAPPY AND
HUNGRY AND I'M NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT I AM PAST PATIENTLY
WAITIN, I'M PASSIONATELY SMASHIN EVERY EXPECTATION, EVERY
ACTION'S AN AK OF CREATION.
>> I'M LAUGHING IN THE FACE OF CAB ULTS AND SOR ROW, FOR THE
FIRST TIME I'M THINKING PAST TOMORROWS.
>> AND I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT, I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY
SHOT, HEYIO I'M VUS LIKE MY COUNTRY I'M YOUNG SCRAPPY AND
HUNGRY I'M NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT.
>> WE'RE GOING RISEUP.
>> TIME TO TAKE A SHOT.
>> WE'RE GONNA RISE UP, RIGHT UP.
>> TIME TO TAKE A SHOT.
♪ TIME TO TAKE A SHOT, TIME TO TAKE A SHOT.
♪ AND I'M NOT THROWING A AWAY MY, NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT.
♪ NEIL PATRICK HARRIS AND THE FILHARMONIC.
COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY.
♪