the morning to you laddies my name is
jacksepticeye and welcome back to
half-life Alex exactly where we left off
rocketing through but I do something to
this how about you uh okay
okay I already forgot is that this one
you're damn come on okay what are you
doing oh that's not it what what is
happening I can't do anything okay
alright are you working properly no oh
oh can I not go across the red sphere in
the mid R or the red disc ah there's a
red disc in the middle of it that made
sure that I couldn't go into the
different hemispheres of this Wow
oh yeah that's so cool heinous ooh now
you also had ammo tonight Oh Oh what
nice I'm the greatest Oh your son's
Ian's grenades here oh hi you want this
it came for you in the mail I already
have one awesome that's pretty cool
thanks buddy I think one of these sorry
I know they're your children but you
just make lots more of them
oh my eat it dumb idiot no don't
actually eat it it'll kill you alright
oh you know I actually have to grab them
well that's a bunch of poopie don't fall
don't fall don't fall don't fall I'm not
gonna fall I'm amazing anybody else
around I don't know what else to do with
it oh there's a lot of exploding in
there okay okay okay this is I'm at a
weird angle
weird angle of matanga can I go through
here no art is a door in the way or a
chair in the door there's a door in the
way of my progress all right move that
there's a faint no let's see if we can
trickery this like vent entrance
veterans as I like to hold them um
I mean no biggie
I'm not too worried about it
you're making a lot of sound oh Jesus
almost phone died that's okay put that
over there Thanks anything else
anything else mm anything else that I'm
sensing all pot in the pan anybody want
those boxes come on I'll get you who
wants to go who is good ding ding all
right
it's probably stuff around but I just
want to go you know I also use it on you
drop stuff
you dropped the skull get out of here I
hunt at school I can't zoom that to me
ah my name is bonesy how are you okay go
talk Andy bonesy
a lot of cool sounds happening oh Jesus
okay
okay take out the take out the ammo okay
there you go what you're not dead Jesus
Christ but hey ho also didn't grab the
ammo when I needed it God
okay well I'm hurtin like a lot
this is Ken's ooh resin I do love me
some good resin all right there's the
ammo all back just [ __ ] pollutes me
with ammo that's a shotgun ammo as well
um thank you let's try to see if I can
shoot his leg off don't worry about me
weights now I have a hundred twenty
bullets in fine all right there we go
wait
I knew it I knew it ma
this one comes special delivery
they're so fun to use resin thank you
and I wonder if I could actually beat
something with an item in the game I
keep using bullets and [ __ ] to do it but
I don't know if it actually lets you use
environmental stuff very nice I did
anybody see a house in green [ __ ]
underneath this what does that do punk I
don't think these it actually works but
nope okay [ __ ] what do you want to do
nothing cool
okay I'm more health did you expect me
to get hit by that come on come on
seriously
come on really whatever and more Jesus
okay sure I didn't need it but whatever
no look I'm fully loaded
nice I want to check down here though
hope I know but a hope
Oh God it's another one
Russell maybe I shouldn't use the help
you look like you're taking this very
seriously [ __ ] socks
oh oh oh is he out there now oh that's
bad
well not so bad this is terrible well
actually not really okay more health Hey
look at that full health again who would
have known
Acme any resin around dude I'm sorry you
got caught up in that that's not that's
that's its fault I'm sorry I didn't even
want to kill you it's just I had to it's
the way the game works here you wanna
you wanna book it here I'll scoop you up
hey yo hey you just just put the book it
on your head
and I don't even worry about anything
it's very loud in there I know just you
block out all sound oh god where's that
look like for you guys if I go through
the wall cuz for me it's just everything
goes completely orange and I wonder if
it's the same for you guys okay ah the
way they laser goes through the smoke
and everything that's [ __ ] awesome oh
no oh no oh no no God no price time see
my laser
good god you're cool ah okay boom I
can't move I can't move okay okay let me
take this a bit more seriously are you
done
[Music]
holy [ __ ] I guess not jiminee weak point
Shawn yep where's it going he's going to
stop it stop it piece of piece of [ __ ]
[Music]
it went into a day yes yeah I had to
shoot both of them it was nuts Russell
it was it sounds nuts and it was no it's
Russell
it was [ __ ] crazy dude should have
seen it
I was awesome though oh yeah uh where am
i sticking this Jimmy Jam
whoa that's [ __ ] awesome that was
really cool
Oh in here and here
elevator powered up did I miss anything
let me just have a little once-over I
think we're good okay
oh we go
Wow alright thought this thing was gonna
open and come down on top of me this is
very slow I don't have any more chakra
demo doing
Wow we're great service thank you oh so
sometimes you actually have to grab
things yeah I was gonna say sometimes
you have to like grab things but other
things it just kind of goes around it
and you can oh wait never mind you still
have to grab
okay am I going that way or this way
this thing is massive I came from there
damn this is so cool
I probably down here first
all right easy
oh they move now
and then I have to do two of them ah its
upgrade I see oh yeah these are just
caches
whoa
I love that they like fog and cloud
could have hang over it
that's so cool to look at anyway video
games are awesome that's all I'm saying
I love videogames and I hope that they
like me too God so many of them okay
um wait Orange - orange goes underneath
I know how to do it I'm just getting my
bearings for a second here
okay I'm gonna forget all of these
immediately see I can't oh I can't if I
sort of cheat the system oh I I forget
where all of these are
ha I guess not I'm doing [ __ ]
amazingly for guessing Dan
nice okay so you must be this one oh
this is interesting
so you have to turn it I know this one
you have to turn it in such a way that
allows you to actually grab them this
isn't gonna work
oh it is nice
oh yeah God you got so many attempts for
that Oh neat
Oh neat yes grab it all right how much
resin does a boy have uh only one
oh my god Oh God
more uh what the [ __ ] is this whoa wow
that's some portal [ __ ] that's cool I
like that all right I don't think I'm
able to upgrade anything well in 41 yes
grenade launcher [ __ ] you know I had to
do it to him take all my resin take all
my pancakes so now I have the two
highest upgrades on the shotgun and the
pistol so after this should be easy to
fill out the rest of them let me let me
have my gun that the [ __ ] push handle
forward to ready grenade launcher or
fire to attack normally whoa
okay grab drew I didn't read any of that
press the launch grenade or grab grenade
to reset launcher ah that's a little
wonky and all about that this looks so
bizarre I thought it would get like an
under barrel thing like gunk how many
grenades do I have any shells for that
okay thank you
that was cool I want to use it on
something but I also just kinda want to
test it out but that would just waste my
ammo let's test it out on somebody later
anything nope
ah dude did you stay up all night
watching jacksepticeye again did you I
told you not to be watching that loud
Irish bastard alright all he does is
swear and I won't have that in my
[ __ ] house
alright now I'm going but you better get
some sleep
get off the computer okay you know what
there now it's broken what are you gonna
do now I'm sorry
you know what now's a good time as any
oh my god oh so then I have to attach a
grenade to it
weird
you get sucked onto the table
I could just leave you there yeah big
dum-dum who's the biggest dum-dum you
are you know I don't like the thought of
you living it really just works my guts
oh honey resins in here no what's the
[ __ ] point then break the glass god
this is a massive pane of glass really
Alex that's what you're concerned about
he's not wearing a face either see this
this is where a face normally goes there
supposed to be a nose there he doesn't
have money of it he looks like Voldemort
eat the path eat the back sorry
violence is never the answer except in
this game where violence is 100% the
answer no shotgun please thank you
sometimes she's a little walk I'm not
gonna lie so does that mean I upgraded
the [ __ ] shotgun with a grenade
launcher only for it to be able to hold
one grenade that blows don't get that
upgrade well it's still pretty cool but
I'm not gonna lie it feels a little
stinky all right where are we going mr.
man what's next
hello anybody home
it seemed like
oh my did that hurt you
Jesus Christ
okay just gotta make sure pop Jesus okay
that definitely hurt you then little
[ __ ] bags look okay in purse anyway but
I was just making sure
Oh grenades yes can I put one of those
grenades on my shotgun that would be
cool oh it's dark and spooky don't hear
I don't like that let's see
anything else gonna explode in here oh
yes baby okay that's pretty cool I like
that explodey explody
look at these r1g Layton nipples poke it
poke it stroking put your hand in it
touch it lick it I was even close to you
ROK's know what that [ __ ] all over me
I'm up here alright I'm getting used to
just moving with the analog stick like
this it might be annoying a little bit
to watch but it just makes me orient
myself a lot better and it makes me move
around and lets me stay in my sense of
place a bit more also lets me stay on
camera and stay in position okay whoa
who wants to go sleeping slumber party
oh I want to hit the window okay you go
there boo boo oh God
turns out I squeeze a lot more on my
left hand than I do on my right hand
whoops I were I was I would have been
totally convinced but if my my right
hand was good old squeezy but I guess
lest he's got a lot of power in him oh
good not so resin again wonder if I get
a new gun soon he did hint that I would
get the combine machine gun which is one
of the really standard weapons in
half-life 2 it's kind of one of your go
twos all the time so surely I'll get it
at some point I am serious and don't
call me Shirley
hey let me out let's just pretend I
broke that as I went through super
immersive VR oh god I should probably
not fall and break my legs huh oh
there's a storm rolling in that odd
that's [ __ ] rain right there that's
bait Oh God Oh second parts
a-hole God Kern we kinda wants to see if
I can land and shove that up my ass just
me thank God
[Music]
normally I'm terrified of heights but I
guess VR is hoping I think I'll just
stay out here okay this is our moment
hoping that it's not gonna stay open for
[ __ ] sake
highlights that's what I wanted to do
but that was clumsy as [ __ ]
Oh Cole you can just touch it to it nice
okay get him Jesus Christ wait just stay
open
oh you use the bathroom
sorry sorry you're the guy said I could
come in there's nothing the toilet
flushed Oh No
don't deal me in the shower oh man I
also hit myself in the face just now oh
nice
oh I'm low on health what the [ __ ] was
going on there was I being stupid I
think in the toilet get off get off okay
[Laughter]
all I wanted to do with Z was in the
toilet I didn't know I could break the
whole [ __ ] cistern that means a fight
if I grab one of your legs oh Jesus and
then grab the other leg just pull Oh
Lord oh Lord oh Lord
the game is tonight there
Jesus slides clean up after yourselves
will ya ah man the the door going
through them is kind of disappointing
what wait can I just get you to come
down here and you'll get stuck to that
is that what that works
no I don't know how that works but I'm
ready to [ __ ] him up afterwards just in
case come on there you go
good job good job for playing nope
he had a thingy he had a health on him
did you eat
hello me wanting why is this Tori okay
well that's just gone then great you
love to see it
I don't though I hate it either chairs
dumbass come on come on come on where
are you come on come on there you go
wait how am I going oh this door I do
like that that the doors wood handles
you know is the way that you're supposed
to be going cuz it's easy to kind of get
lost and confused and try all the doors
and that's one of my I hate that in
games
I hate when you're playing a game okay
come on I hate when you're playing a
game and it's like trying every door
just to figure out what one works oh
this looks bad
oh good grenade I do
okay I'm ready I'm ready
this looks [ __ ] awesome though
guys
where'd you go Oh God
[ __ ]
oh they're gone well okay I'll take the
resin as always
hello 901 yeah I'd like to report how
much [ __ ]
thank you
really nothing come on I'm running a bar
soap with me though you never know
what's going to be a weapon in the
apocalypse land it on the bed nice
Scot scrub scrub scrub you need to be
clean eat it either clean your insights
oh oh oh I didn't even realize come on
blow up or don't for one elevators nice
oh that's so creepy Jesus it's [ __ ]
scary okay okay there you go there you
go I don't wanna I don't want to waste a
grenade on you
oh no oh god I felt I didn't want to
fall I didn't want to fall ass [ __ ]
what's the shoot oh god [ __ ] what a shot
I should have wasted the grenade on him
I should have wallet that I could have
gone better
I did not want to fall no good hundred
thirty bullets I keep [ __ ] was just a
basically infinite owl at this point ice
I haven't used this either and I've had
it for ages
hmm bits yes okay I never know what to
use
okay what animal does this sake what
school um all right I feel like I've
missed some stuff back out here
oh wait wait here before huh yeah what
jesus [ __ ] christ vr is so immersive
okay you're doing that thing again
that's cool tonight oh yeah
oh y'all gonna get it now
I broke one toilet before I break
another god [ __ ] help now it's
starting to feel real janky
yeah nothing in that room here have a
butcher oh nice ah God Almighty oh is
this the way forward
how dare more of you show up that's not
allowed oh hey there you go
nice jump [ __ ] help nice right now
I'm just abusing my ammo give it to me
[ __ ] um alright hold on let me see
what's through here
oh wait can I even go with this way yes
I can yes I can no I can't no I can't
what there's the thingy what um um what
is happening I don't think these stop
coming okay okay
let's close the door close the door oh
[ __ ] right
nice um wait is this al for that gun oh
I didn't realize now I can probably move
it yeah okay I see right fellas hold on
woman you go nice I mean I hurt myself
but I think that's kind of worth it a
little bit of pain leads to a lot of
pleasure yeah Christ they were moving
bangs I'm tryin
[Music]
okay that was really quick nice okay I
want to test out how this weapon works
is this like they I got a big version of
this going in half-life 2 the one that
fires like the they alternate fires like
the big balls that bounce all over the
room it looks like a pin comes out and
hits this and it fires like energy well
now we have [ __ ] let's just check
yeah awesome hey tonight tonight okay I
can't in one of these is a power thing
there we go move
Oh Oh God
what why am I doing this why should I
have done that should I have done that I
don't know also this is really [ __ ]
her to aim with without any things on it
Oh oh god now I'm scared oh [ __ ]
no God Wow why'd you get me through the
window it's good it's cool reloading it
is easy to back out we go God you guys
take so many hits ok I'm not hurting
that much actually I thought I was
hurtin a lot more I caught me [ __ ]
microphone [ __ ]
I caught the microphone cable
goddamnit can even still hear me okay I
don't think I actually need to shoot you
oh this is really easy to reload oh yeah
this comes in handy now thanks
what do I turn off the power for big
cable go I probably should have followed
that
this environments so spooky Oh God you
fallen over the BR is getting to me
all right this is time oh okay
no go this way yeah are you are you
Achille okay the whole fun also that oh
maybe do something up the stairs that I
was supposed to see that I didn't
because I didn't go that far yet
[ __ ]
okay Ross let's just jump go go go go go
oh okay okay
nice and stay down there okay that pipe
went that way hey jump all the way oh I
needed that [ __ ] me
okay 120 am oh no oh these guys suck
animations are cool though I'd let
anything kill me if the animations are
pulled enough oh god she actually felt
like if it was gonna fall over
oh I was hoping you'd jump this way a
carpet oh wait he's dead
never mind then can I just reload this
at any time no choice
are you dead
you want more oh my god remember heart
attack Oh turn off this cool all right
well I don't need help well I guess a
teeny tiny bit will do oh come on
come here let's combine oh that means
one thing right anytime that happens it
usually means that there's a [ __ ]
thunder dog around okay nothing to
explore down here I bring a pot with me
you guys want some pot
[Music]
cool actually pool areas everything
grenades do I damn it I couldn't go into
the or they call Zeon grenades or
something from that other place from the
little creature and attached it to this
damn I forgot oh never mind this part is
gonna have a ton of [ __ ] in it okay
nice I was very far away nice yes
gimme gimme get gimme gimme gimme
[Music]
dammit we should just restart instead of
going away again I blocked it with my
hand I couldn't see okay give me this
ball where are we going what are we
doing when it gets all over the edge
there you need to keep twisting together
God what is wrong with me I can't do
this one there we go and then you have
to like let go and regrab and sometimes
it regrab sand you're not trying to all
that for that Jesus let me in here on
touch today what
oh I have to drop in up here got it come
on in there nope shotgun please there's
two of them okay are we smart about this
[Music]
okay
i'ma stand on this chair this is my
throne
come at me also I need that help cuz I
sort of hurt myself with that there's a
lot of sounds going on and I don't know
what's enemies and Oh God don't ever go
ahead that's fine come on go in man it
feels real janky now come on because my
fingers hold onto it and if one fingers
holding onto it then it won't go in oh
god did you go in someone stop going in
people
yeah
[ __ ]
[Music]
now ow ow ow ow ow ow this hurts move
[Music]
keep moving you'll be fine smacking your
[ __ ] oh okay
give me this okay do I have any more I'm
gonna do this
get out of them the power of Christ
compels you grab a know what's happening
I don't have a left hand where's my left
hand hello Oh God games broke it shows
up here uh okay let's just save there we
go
Jesus Christ okay sooner or later
they're gonna be dazed we're nearly
I got this I got this I don't think I
can actually do anything unless they
have the weak point showing keep moving
keep moving keep grooving holy [ __ ] are
you faking that body
hey one down come on come on come out
come out I'm ready for you not dead now
he is yeah all right fine
okay what did that do all right that
went that way and then I killed the
other one out here oh man that was
really stressful especially since my
[ __ ] left hand disappeared they
couldn't get my ammo out what I mean is
that sometimes like the very tip of my
hand can touch the controller and then
that counts as grabbing so if I try and
let go of ammo behind my head sometimes
it keeps holding on to it because my
fingers back there or see it just pull
ammo out what's even trying to do that
let me see if I missed anything
yeah that's what I'm looking for baby
give me all that has in I need it for
stuff and things okay both of you are
powered up now right yes
okay so don't come through the door I go
this way through the door I don't go
through the door I go through the door
and these powers oh oh wait
that's cool ooh explore D boy maybe not
wait we need both of them
ah whoops I see how it works
and then that goes where exactly
that cable Oh you supposed to go in
there [ __ ] did I mess it up go in I
think it's supposed to be one in here
and then one up there so I need to take
this one back I can do it stop walking
into everything Alex yeah but that's how
it gets you because you see that one
first
nice oh my god these are some big-ass
cables you know what guys let's get
crazy internet speed Wow sever them all
[ __ ] it all destroy the system ruin it
for everybody
oh man that was that was really intense
Mike on me juices flowing I was so
focused all right dad I need health oh
yeah I do
is this the first time I've gotten to
one of these and it hasn't given me the
health care what we actually finally get
to use my health care ah I enjoyed you
have you with me for so long little
buddy I'm sorry to see you go but also I
need the health so cookie over time for
my clumsy ass man hands to go to work
again
rabbit no [ __ ]
Oh God 3c sometimes I just want to keep
going like this because if I stop and
let go and then grab it again I'll have
wasted time and then the the red things
can catch up with me there you go
Wow we're gettin higher so this thing is
the Big Blue Beam coming out of it
there's another one over there
that just means the Colossus was
defeated here I also saw a blue beam
over there somewhere when I was down on
the ground
[Music]
or does he'd fire again though in this
position yeah there's one
epic it's so cool
there's one they are there throw all
these cables doing I guess this isn't
gonna be as easy as a round
I think it's gonna be pretty easy
honestly three loud in here anyway it is
connect the cables in here I don't think
so I think we got to do something with
this or not
but they pull it out now
right nothing happens with that
Oh
I don't want that did that's doing
something
[Music]
okay
right shoot this
[Music]
that works holy crap
that's awesome looking okay
go wait I didn't do them all
right
[Music]
[ __ ] yeah that's so awesome
everything's so big and massive and
scale they're big and massive in scale
that means the same thing whatever okay
one now touch everything so Jerry grab
everything not really sure what you want
me to do with these Oh
what does the Morrigan guys people you
wanted me to save them hi I thought
didn't good died you're free now it's
okay
your friend sent me Oh what are they
doing to you here what they do to us all
what's going on uh what are you doing
there Boyd
[Music]
what are you sensing what is it boy
oh we have to stop them from killing
your friends the vortigaunt will expect
ourselves and exact our own vengeance
you must go to the weapon what I can't
get into the vault
if the substations are still online do
not worry Alex
they will not be you're so cool
there is no distance between us
[Music]
Thanks good luck whoa Oh where'd he go
yeah that was cool going anywhere we'll
be standing there with no mouth to break
into surrounded by common rust trusting
him in here he'll do this
yeah you're right don't be hard we're
all going to be fine don't worry Russ no
need to freak out over things it's just
a matter of life and death
and that's not so bad
[Music]
oh god oh god oh god okay this is bad um
I've no Renee Don this [ __ ] okay
[ __ ] Oh God okay run faster [ __ ] doesn't
want to get that close okay thank you
for the help help if I use this no I did
I can't run any faster this helps
I need you in the face [ __ ] I'm gonna
[ __ ] die oh now sake I don't have any
grenades
okay as long as as long as those guys
are down I feel better
okay
I do remember there's a grenade in here
[Music]
hold the [ __ ] box okay it doesn't
matter who I thought it was a grenade in
here earlier did I pick it up and leave
it Wow
great this is more for that grenade go
[ __ ] [ __ ] gun gun gun
Oh goddamn so I got that
right buddy where are you buddy shut him
in the ass okay that is not the end of
it do you have anything
nice I keep I keep being like mo oh wait
no that was really intense
okay I'm gonna leave this episode here
whoo that was that was way more intense
than any of the other ones it got a
little finicky with their index
controllers like grabbing stuff and not
being able to grab it properly that my
left hand disappearing was obviously
just a flaw in the sensors and stuff I
am curious how it plays with like a rift
s because that there's no sensors on the
outside tracking you it's all done with
the camera it's inside out tracking so I
wonder if it would maintain your
tracking a bit better from my experience
it tracks it a bit better or a little at
least a little more consistently this
one it does track is a lot more accurate
and it's it's a lot smoother with the
headset and everything I had to do this
just to show you what was going on
but for this just use some parent like
the fatty parts of your hand when it
grabs the side of the controller
sometimes the game things like oh you're
grabbing something and then that kind of
[ __ ] up your your ability to grab
things going around and then in the
middle of fights and everything it just
gets a little clumsy but you could see
second time around in that fight I was a
lot better at knowing where I'm supposed
to be in taking out different weapons
and everything so it's just a case of it
hasn't ramped up that quickly before so
that being the first fight really that
you get into that's really intense with
guys across the way you have to find
cover and stuff a lot more really just
makes it kind of teaches you to get a
little bit faster at it which I'm not
yet it's a lot of stuff I've been doing
so far it's like oh head crabs in the
distance like make sure you're making
your shots count and things like that
and try to figure out what items I need
and how many of them I have and stuff
and you can see sometimes I'm trying to
like grab a box and pull it to war
me and it's not pulling so it's not
perfect it's a little wonky sometimes
and that in when you're wandering around
you're exploring not pulling a box is
one thing but here in the middle of a
battle and you're really trying to pull
it hard
at god this this joke writes itself when
you're trying to move stuff around and
it's not happening then in there like in
the heat of battle that gets a little
annoying but not enough to sully the
experience still absolutely love this
the atmosphere is amazing the spectacle
and the scale of everything is
incredible the characters are really fun
the story so far is really good I'm
excited too I'm excited to see where
it's going and I'm saying to play more
of it but until next time I'm going to
have to leave it here so I'll see you
then
[Music]
I actually almost forgot to record this
outro because I turned everything off
immediately after pulling off the
headset