Previously on Pretty Little Liars Spoof.
I told you, your trapped for... (knock).
Were you together the whole night?
Y-yes.
Liar, liar, pants on tires.
That would be great if you...
I love you Emily.
Dammit, Paige!
Listen, you worry about your deal and move the product.
Give me the package or you'll be sorry, Ali.
This investigation is getting ridiculous.
The questions keep getting harder and harder.
What did Tanner ask you this time?
My brother's name.
She's playing hardball.
Guys, we can't let her get to us.
We've got to stand together.
You're right.
'Cause snitches get stitches. We need to band together if we're...
I was Mickey Mouse in that, bitch.
Hannah, we're supposed to stick together.
At least I'm not keeping secrets like somebody...
What's that supposed to mean?
Emily knows exactly what I mean.
Wait, was this in the previously part? I always skip that.
Hannah, can I talk to you somewhere a little more private?
What the (beep) was that?
Mike!
What?
That's my brother's name, Mike.
Crap, I told her it was Jimmy.
We're going to prision.
Probably...
You have no idea of what you've gotten yourself into.
Excuse me?
Charles is going to get you all killed.
Charles is dead.
The girls you've running with are no good, especially Emily.
Emily is harmless.
She wasn't harmless the day she almost killed me.
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about the day those bitches escaped.
(Knock)
Ahhh!
I was lucky I survived.
They never said that happened.
Then don't think we don't know about this deal you and Emily have going.
We?
I'm not the only one who knows your secret.
And I'll never tell you who else knows it either.
You won't.
Nope.
So you won't say that it's...
Mona? Nope. I'll never say it.
So it's Mona.
Sh... (beep).
Do you mind telling me what the hell that was all about?
You're hiding something from us.
No, I'm not.
Who where you on the phone with the other day?
My mom.
What's the package of?
Peanuts.
Peanuts?
Yeah.
I know for a fact that you don't touch anything involved in nuts.
Why don't you mind your own business?
Because the last thing we need are secrets and lies between us.
What's going on, Em?
A couple of years ago I've became desperate for some cash.
Why didn't you ask for help? I've would have helped you.
I did! You were the first person I called.
Really?
Yeah! You said "Bitch, do I look like an ATM?" and hung up.
Oh yeah.
Anyways... At first this clinic came to me and asked if I could give them my eggs.
Your what?
My eggs.
What?
My eggs!
Your...
Eggs.
Are you saying eggs?
That's what I said, my eggs.
Eggs? Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs.
F... (beep) it. Continue your story.
So I asked the clinic if they wanted them fried or over easy.
And then they kicked me out for some reason.
So what did you do for money?
I've-I've been selling...
No, Em, please tell me you didn't...
Girl's scout cookies.
Oh God, Em, I had no idea.
Look, I'm not proud of it okay?
I needed the cash since they wouldn't take my eggs.
Stop saying that.
It's been hard. Paige is a runner...
That's what the bitches best does.
And I'd even gotten Ali tied up in this now too.
Wait, Ali's dealing?
Yeah...
Who is running this whole thing?
Well, our main boss is-
Not another word, Emily.
Unless you both want to die.
I have to go up against our own traps. (Ahh!)
This might be a problem.
Then you're not gonna get your own (...)
I bet you on the next one I'll get it, no problem.