Hey guys, ok so before this vlog starks,
Uh starks, Tony Starks?
IRON MANNNN!?
I'm recording this on the same day that you are watching the vlog.
This is a buffer or like a shield in response to Jake's in response to Jake's apology video; which you may have or may not have seen.
But, basically he backtracked everything and all the sh*t he talked in his song
The only problem is I haven't released my roast track yet Jake!
You punched me in the face, and I'm on the ground and then you say sorry.
You didn't even give me a chance to get back up!
What are you doing bro?!
You're crazy enough to insult me in the first place.
You're crazy enough to insult the #Logang in the first place.
and now! You put me in this weird position where if I release my full roast track I'm going to look like such a bully!
Like bro, congratulations you hurt my feelings!
Like I saw red when I watched that video my mind was- I couldn't believe what I was seeing!
Oh my god. This whole vlog, which you're about to watch, was of us shooting the music video for the song.
And like some other dope stuff cause like #LogangForLife ayyyeeeeee.
#SubscribeLikeComment #AlwaysPlug
I hate to do this. Like I don't wanna do this.
Anyways the video is going to be out in a little bit I say it a hundred times in this vlog.
The link will be in the description.
I still wanna get it done though. Sorry to start the day at such a weird note guys!
Anyways, enjoy the vlog ahhhhhhhh!
(Logan got stuck dabbing)
Aye yo good morning Logang what's popping!
Yo come on. What? I'm not- I'm doing my intro bro
Can you just give me one sec- oh my god.
So I'm gonna start this vlog by saying how I feel
Which is focused, yo determined, unmerciful because as you guys know today is the day we are shooting the music video in retaliation to my brother's diss track!
Not only muahenea whaaaaaat?! Puberty WHATATTTTT!
Not only against me, but us the entire #Logang!
What is he thinking?!
Is he crazy?!
He's gotta be cause everyone knows you don't mess with us
Literally, I have one goal during this whole vlog
And that's to prepare you and get you to go watch the diss track that I'm doing against Jake
posted on this channel slightly after this vlog is live
I want the logang to smash the like button on that video
SO MANY LIKES
The link for that will be in the description
About the go into the uber to a mansion,
Which is kind of ironic, but yo,
There's a fidget spinner in the back, that's a good sign
Is it ???
(She sat on it) You didn't even acknowledge it?!
(Sorry I sat on it)
It's a sign!
Did it fall into your butthole? 'Cause I hate when that happens
Jesus Aylia(?), are you blind?
ooooooh, ooohh, Ok i can see why this is left in here
Yeah, this is trash
Ok guys we are on location here and this is uh, woah
This looks like...
(This looks like the same house that Jake used)
That Jake used right?
Wait what?! We got the same house that Jake used
Yeah, Jake it's not that hard bro
(We just walked in)
We literally just walked in, you make one phone call and you get here
Danm! i will say this is a big house
And Aylia(?) you just look super tiny next to it
Like really tiny
Ooooh god, Jake did a good job of choosing this house to shoot his music video at
(Not that hard to get though)
Not that hard to get
Yeah... this is a really cool spot
Infinity pool, red couch thing, views on(?), views on, views on, wait , wait, wait
Actually, the white dome-y(?) house is uhhh,
Oh! its right up there. That'f funny, that's the boy's house
And they will actually be here shortly but let's keep exploring
Glass window panes, this place is frickin beautiful
oh wait what, wait who what is this? Who do we got?
What!? YEEET
This mah booi
Guys this is Sebastian(?) we are co-directing this music video today
My friend, you've just joined.. the war
(We're in it!)
We're in it bro, welcome to the logang
You know Jake shot in this same house, did you know that?
(This same one?!)
like the same house, I wanted to flex on him and be like yo
you're not that cool bro, like
shot a music video in one day and errr..yeah we dont really care
(Shouldn't be that hard bro)
???
That's what we're all saying, expect what i'm realizing is
logang if you watch Jake's stuff, which you shouldn't be doing, cause you're in the logang
But if you do, you've probably already seen the tour of this place
Whatchu got Kong, whatchu got? yo, this is his playground
Kong, if you hit a million followers on Instagram tomorrow I'll buy this house for us
I call him the savage if you wanna follow him there
He's the star baby! ooooooo that's ma booi
You've heard the song? (I've heard the song, the song is lit)
The hardest disstrack of 2017
(but where's my part? I thought i was) You should come in and just go
(Hi my name is Jeff)
(Jeff meme)
YA YEEEEEET
It's the first shot of the day, I got the maverick flag
Yall already know its about to go ???
I will say, its hot and you guys know this i sweat easy so imma keep it chill
for a little bit, AND THEN GO HARD AS F*CK
Shot number 2 ma booi J alvarez playin his G wagon
The man, the myth, the legend
This mah booi, this mah boi right here
(Keys are in the car, and heres ???)
Oh, wow look at that
Also here's another thing, in Jake's video, he had
He had a white rolls and a white lambo
I decided to get the same-literally the same white rolls and the same white lambo
Its the exact same car,
He made a big deal about making stuff in one day,
Its not hard dude,
Oh my god! Look at this car, this is so sexy
Twelve seconds later,
The cars are now all ready
We got the lambo,
We got J alvarez's G wagon,
We got the rolls royce!
We got Jmarie(?)
Bet Jake didn't know J was in the logang,
And you guys know me, I got a secret weapon in the form of Kong!!!
(Playful music)
What's up guys
(What's up!)(They love you!)
YA YEET (so many times its so great..)
Lunch break!
Yo, life is good right now, (Life is good) Like look around,
Its amazing, eating breakfast burritos, roastin Jake Paul
Lookin' good with that logang tang
(And the burrito?)
(I don't ???) Yo, and the burrito, next to a mansion?
(Its better) It does give better ???
On to scene number 3, as you guys saw scene number 2 was fire,
Yo the boys are here, (ayyyyy, yoooo)
(Yo, Jake is not ready for this)
(???)
(You don't mess with ???)
Yo, we're shooting over there, just pause real quick,
Yo what happened? (He's giving a massage with his tougue)
(He's getting a massage)
Huh, they're singing the kong song
(You are the savage~)
Its true he's a savage
(Music starts) (Love~)
(Why don't we just,)
(Love~)
(Why don't we~ forget about all of the drama)
Jona(?) tell me the good news bro,
Yo, we're number 1 on-on the itunes pop charts right now
They just dropped their new ep, its called Why Don't We Just
And they are number 1 on the itunes pop charts (We've been number 1 all day)
Jake Paul maybe you're near number 1, we pin number 1
(Laughter and approval)
*whispering* Big news for the boys, big news for the boys
They wanna go with something different first,
Its going on the radio
They've just got them ready *cut off by screaming*
(OHHHHHHHHHH)
WHAT??
*freak out noises* (I know, dude, we all freaked out.)
LOCATION NUMBER TWOOO
We are actually at uh the white window(?) house yeah!
WADDUP BOIS!
(hey)
What? wait how did she get in?
(I don't know who let her in) (That's a good question)
(Dude you guys put me with the band, don't act like I'm not with the band)
Yo, if anyone's gonna be with the band, its me
Guys, look at Jona(?) right now, he looks like the kid who just lost a punt at derby
Ok logang its right after some creative decision making,
We have decided uh, I don't think we're actually gonna shoot here,
Because we're just chillin' bro, we've had some downtime and now we're just relaxing
Making a music video where its just like performance shots is not that hard,
Like with help me help you, there's a story involved and everything,
Thank you Brad(?) i appreciate that,
Oh.. that was awkward
*sad music*
For help me help you, there was a storyline right,
There was like certain beats we had to hit so the jokes work,
Here, we get to like dance and sing and look cool,
Except its-its not as easy for-uh me to look cool as the wideawayboyz
But I'm tryin bro, I'm tryin,
Also, on the way home I ran into some logangsters,
And, uh this happened,
*funny transition*
*excited chatter*
{They all sing Help Me Help You Ft. Why Don't We}
Go ahead and sing Jake's song,
(Oooooohhh!)
*OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!*
Where you at Jake? Number's don't lie,
You said it, not me bro whaaa?
We're on to location I think Its probably 2 and a half now,
What's up Jay, (Do you need a light?) Light me up bro,
*Lights*
OH MY, FUUUUC-
Ok thanks bro, ok guys we have to be kinda quiet,
Cause we're going on top of a helipad and we're sneaking in the back way,
This is how you do it on low budget music videos
(Trust me we know)
We would know, its what we do man, we're grinders, we're hustlers, we make it happen
(Yo this shi-*Squeaky noise* gonna do dumb millions man)
Dumb millions bro, hey logang how many views do you think this video's gonna get?
Gimme a number (12 million)
Gimme a number (beat gangnam style)
Ha-ho-ho, do you know that has like 2 point something billion views?
Logang help me help you get this video to 7 billion views
This is what I'm saying bro, we're doing this, we out here, we in a parking garage, we sneakin
7 billion views, go give the video a thumbs up, link in the description
Get yo maverick merch, always plug, follow me on instagra- oh ok I'm done.
We in an elevator, I guess you could say we're uh, on our way up
*Sarcastic laugh*
Yo, you see that R, you see that R? bro?
I'm talking rooftop,
Yo, this is dope, look at this bro, yo, do you guys remember this area?
This is where I shot my 2016 recap video, oh hi dog, I have one of you,
Kay talk to you later,
Yo, this place is lit!!!
Secret door, *knocks* hello?
I'm really excited for this video guys, I *stammers* I'll say it, Jake you are crazy,
It is just- It is just I told them this already I haven't been this creatively excited in SO long..
(sexy voice) oh ya yeet
Is it a fact that we're out here?
Well, uh, this is a problem the helipad is RIGHT there we are SO close THE DOOR IS LOCKED OHHHHH
Where's my guy I know he's up there somewhere come on now
Honestly, where's casanario Imma have to climb and jump over this right here I'm a MAVERICK you guys know this nothing keeps me down YA YEEEEEET
change of plans..
we just have to open the door- that might be harder than ?
*chatter*
This is Kevin by the way; he's the guy hooking it up
Your just gonna wanna push your fingers
I got big forearms that's the issue
oh wait why can't I just hop over..?
you sure..? It's kind of dangerous..
oh, that's the only thing were worried about? I'm going.
You sure about this bro? Don't try this at home guys