Do you know, I like the letter C?
But D is my favorite letter.
You know why?
D is the first letter in the word
Dubbya.
(audience laughing)
That's right.
So anyway, I've been taking guitar
lessons from my friend, Willie
Nelson.
Hey, he's legal in 14 states.
(audience laughing)
And I actually brought my guitar.
Would y'all want to hear a song?
Sure.
(audience cheering)
All right.
Now, I'm not very good at it.
I've only had a couple of lessons.
But I'm an old painter
and an old president.
But I'm a new singer.
Yep.
My new moniker--
The Singing Bush.
(audience laughing)
You've got to be courageous and try
new things.
See?
Right here, I've got $0.20.
But if I throw it over there,
it becomes a pair-a-dime shift.
(audience laughing)
Did you like that?
You can use it in your show.
(audience laughing)
OK, here we go.
Let's see.
Oh, yeah.
The left hand doesn't know what
the right hand is doing.
(audience laughing)
Here we go.
All right, here we go.
(strumming guitar)
[audience member] - Whoo!
- Thank you.
(sighing)
(guitar playing)
♫ Well, I'm the free world leader. ♫
♫ Freedom's rolling out to you. ♫
♫ Oh, let it roll. ♫
♫ Well, I'm the ♫
♫ free world leader now, ♫
♫ Mama. ♫
♫ Freedom's rolling out to you. ♫
(audience clapping)
♫ Well, I'm a good news instigator, ♫
♫ compassionate conversator. ♫
♫ This freedom is ♫
♫ rocking and rolling ♫
♫ on out to you. ♫
(audience clapping)
♫ Got me a nuclear, buster. ♫
♫ Protecting freedom, ♫
♫ that's what I do. ♫
(audience clapping)
♫ Oh, you know it's true. ♫
♫ Got me a daisy cluster protecting ♫
♫ the red, white, and blue. ♫
(audience clapping)
♫ Well, you best not mess with US, ♫
♫ baby.♫
♫ Or US sure will mess with you. ♫
♫ Yeah, let's hear it the red, white, ♫
♫ and blue. ♫
(audience cheering)
♫ Well, I'm a Laura lover. ♫
♫ Oh, that lovely lady stays ♫
♫ on my mind. ♫
♫ Whoa, she's so fine. ♫
♫ Well, I'm a Laura lover. ♫
♫ Mm, that lovely lady stays ♫
♫ on my mind. ♫
♫ That was the president doing ♫
♫ the King. ♫
♫ Well, I'm so glad I got her love ♫
♫ for my own now. ♫
♫ Sweet child, there will be No Child ♫
♫ Left Behind. ♫
♫ Seems I lately baby and got ♫
♫ a bad case of ♫
♫ red, white, and blue. ♫
(audience cheering)
♫ Oh, yeah! ♫
(audience cheering)