AHA
Oh my God
Is that all?
Oh my God
Wow! Wow!
Micheal Jackson?
*screaming*
Today I'm gonna figure out who the HELL I am
Yep.
That's exactly what's happening
WHOOOOO AM I? I KNOW
Do you guys remember that song?
from Tarzan II? Around the time Disney thought making sequels to old movies was a great idea?
*All I Want for Christmas is You by Mariah Carey plays* (Werk it, Mac)
So a company called 23andMe
contacted me a month ago and was like
Hey
You look ambiguous!
They didn't really say I look ambiguous, but I wanna feel like they think I do
'cause I just like feeling like I'm kind of a mystery.
Is he part Asian? or is he half hammerhead shark? We'll never know.
Was that offensive?
I didn't mean that towards, like, anybody, I'm just-
I'm just tryna..
I have a very wide head and my eyes are very far apart guys.
We already know that, that's a given.
People do say I look like Stitch. I could be part alien!
They contacted me and was like,
"Would you like to find out where the hell you come from?"
So, you know, when things accidentally get terrible in the United States I can just
zip on back. Hahahaha, no.
So a few weeks ago, they sent me their DNA ancestry test
which came with a test tube. Oooooh
where I literally had to spit in it for at least a good 5 minutes.
This is...my saliva. How disgusting is that?
I sent it back. A few weeks pass and I just got an email saying that my test results are in.
I feel like I'm in an episode of Maury right now. Am I the father?
Probably not. 'Cause there are quite a few reasons why...
So today I'm going to read them out for you guys
It's the first time I'm ever seeing them and I am excited
Hahahaha!
So this is NOT like an episode of Maury.
For the longest time, I always thought I was part French, but y'know...
I'm not really sure.
I just think I am because I've been told.
And you know it's not really safe to believe everything you've been told.
Look at the past campaign season, and what's happening now?
Hahaha...
I even went to France 2 years ago and I was like "I belong here."
Y'know, because I'm American and I always have to feel constantly entitled.
and this is supposed to be a baguette.
Hey guys, how are you? Great? That's awesome.
This is #UnboxingMe.
Ooooooh!
There's just ornaments in here.
Let's get started!
Okay, so here we are. The homepage.
Wabwawabwa!
Let me double check and make sure I don't have any inappropriate tabs open.
We're good.
Right off the bat, I already find out. I'm West African.
73.3% West African.
Okay. What?
Is the West, like, where it's poppin?
"West side!" like?
I'm too nervous. I don't wanna look. (x2) I'm not looking.
Guys, I can't look. HAHA
Right off the bat, 79.9% Sub-Saharan African. Surprise!
I'm black!
Haha! Who knew? Who knew, right?
A lot of people tend to say I...sound like a white person.
but...just in case you were questioning it too.
Central and South American
and then
3.8% Brodaly Sub-Saharan African
as in they have NO idea, huhuh
18.6% European
There is some white in me, I guess, guys. Surprise.
Give me privilege.
6.0% British and Irish
7.7% Broadly Northwestern European
My family got around, that's what they're tryna say.
I'm also .4% Liberian (you mean Iberian)
The name Liberian (you mean Iberian) makes me feel so mystic.
Like a library?
That was offensive.
Was that offensive? That was very offensive. :(
0.8 East Asian and Native American
Is that enough?
0.2% Southeast Asian
What is Southeast Asia?
Bermuda to Indonesia.
I can be from the Bermuda Triangle, guys!
I can be an alien! We already figured this out!
There we go! We're good.
That's it. Is that it? (That's it.)
I feel so weird knowing this about me now.
This is so weird. Oh my God. That first chromosome though!
Crump. I'm related to a last name Crump.
Welp, move over Trump. Here comes the Crump.
Machaizelli Crump.
Jackson? Micheal Jackson? Yes please.
Ow!
Okay. I think I'm good!
Wow! Wow!
Thank you guys so much for watching!
Comment down below. Where do you come from?
Maybe we're related. We're probably related.
Humans have been around for...thousands of years.
There is a probability that we are all at least...
some type of cousins, let's be honest.
Incest is real.
If you guys wanna try out 23AndMe, go ahead and do it.
I am Mac, and don't forget to like, comment, share and sub-screeb-ay [subscribe],
BWAAAAAAAAA
*outro music plays* Hi, I've just spent a good 2 hours of my life captioning this video.
(A different person)I spent a good hour of my life correcting a bunch of other Mac vids
I love you Mac! Pray for my sleep schedule because it's 4 AM!