Item #: SCP-ES-234
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Due to the nature of SCP-ES-234, containment protocol
is focused on voluntary housing of the instance in Site-34 facilities. It has been provided
with a modified humanoid containment cell equipped for housing a small feline
Although the cell has a sandbox the instance has shown a preference for using the toilet
present in the chamber.
The instance should receive standard small cat food three times a day, plus snacks as
a reward for collaboration in interviews and experimental procedures. Additionally, a maximum
of 30 grams per week of dehydrated Nepeta cataria, having to distribute its use in a
minimum period of 5 days per week, not being authorized under any circumstance the delivery
of additional quantities.
Also known as catnip or catmint will be provided.
SCP-ES-234 must interact with personnel participating in the project at least once a day, and must
receive veterinary evaluation once every two months. All interactions must be recorded
by video or audio recorders.
In order to limit its exposure to the outside world, it will be allowed to travel through
certain sections of Site-34, and this travel must be discreetly supervised by personnel
participating in the project, in order to prevent it from accessing restricted areas
or areas that pose a danger to its own physical, psychological or ontological integrity or
that of staff members.
In the event of a Callejero incident, the level of surveillance in the media and on
the Internet will be increased in order to search for mentions of uncontrolled Noir events,
and response teams will be sent to recover SCP-ES-234 and distribute amnestics to the
witnesses, disseminating the corresponding cover stories.
At present, the aim is to reduce uncontrolled Noir events through the application of the
Maltese Falcon protocol. For further details see Addendum ES-234-01.
Efforts continue to be made to establish the origin of the information obtained and mentioned
by SCP-ES-234, as well as possible uses for it.
Description: SCP-ES-234 corresponds to a conceptual ontogenetic gestalt entity of variable appearance,
which is currently perceived as a specimen of a male adult domestic cat (Felis silvestris
catus) of approximately 5 years of age.
A gestalt entity is an entity whose observable characteristics are partially the result of
the perception and consciousness of the observer.
The most notable anomalous characteristics observed in this entity correspond to its
capacity for bipedal locomotion and speech.
The examinations carried out at the time have not allowed us to find any notable anatomical
differences in relation to non-abnormal specimens of Felis silvestris catus, which could explain
these capacities.
The use of human clothing (typically a raincoat and a dark grey hat) has also been observed.
According to testimonies obtained from subjects who have interacted with SCP-ES-234, the entity
would be able to obtain information related to its interlocutor, either of a personal
nature or in relation to problems that affect them in other areas, information that they
make known during the conversation, on many occasions outside a clear context. The mechanism
through which SCP-ES-234 would obtain the information has not yet been identified.
When asked how it obtains information, SCP-ES-234 simply says that "it is thanks to his detective
skills"(sic) and "that a good investigator never betrays his sources" (sic)
A secondary property associated with the entity is a phenomenon with onto-kinetic characteristics
called a Noir event. During this event an area of 10 m2 around the entity is affected,
registering a notorious chromatic alteration in the objects and people present in the place,
being their characteristic colors replaced by different tonalities of white, black and
gray, registering also a decrease in the level of luminosity present in the place. In addition,
alterations in the clothing, language and mannerisms of the subjects have been observed
inside the area affected by the phenomenon, becoming anachronistic and consistent with
those used by SCP-ES-234 during this event, which will revert to normal characteristics
once the phenomenon is over.
They are similar in style to those used in films of the 1940s and in American-made television
series of the 1950s and 1960s.
SCP-ES-234 has repeatedly stated that it does not know the cause of this phenomenon or the
reasons that trigger it.
Addendum 1: Callejero Incidents and the establishment of Protocol Maltese Falcon
The Foundation learned about SCP-ES-234 after a series of reports about the presence of
the entity in barracks and scenes of police investigations in the city of ████████████. After
the initial contact was established, it was contained, and the cover story was spread
that the events observed corresponding to the recording of a television series ("The
Cat Detective"), and amnestics were distributed among the subjects directly involved.
Although SCP-ES-234 had voluntarily agreed to stay at the Foundation's facilities, security
personnel reported in the weeks following their entry successive breaches of containment
by the entity, returning to the facilities after a period of 1 to 3 days attending ██ Noir
events outside the facilities of the Foundation, breaches that were called Callejero Events.
Apparently these breaches are not due to an abnormal capacity but simply to the small
size and dexterity of the entity
When the entity was interviewed about the reason for these escapes and, consequently,
non-compliance with the agreement established by the Foundation, SCP-ES-234 limited itself
to mentioning that "I cannot fail to comply with my detective duties, crime never rests
and neither can I" (sic), further mentioning that "I was not born to be a pencil pusher,
it was in the streets and not behind a desk where clues were obtained and crimes were
solved." (sic)
In response to these events, the Maltese Falcon protocol was established in collaboration
with the Disinformation Department. SCP-ES-234 was informed that as of ██/██/██ it
would work in collaboration with the research agency S, P & C, Associates. For the execution
of this protocol, personnel from the Foundation in collaboration with external agents carry
out representations of police cases, allowing the entity to participate in the investigative
processes. Thanks to the establishment of this protocol, the incidence of uncontrolled
Noir events was reduced by 80%.
Addendum 2: Interview with SCP-ES-234
Interviewee: SCP-ES-234
Investigator: Dr. Borja Dowell, member of the Regional Ethics Committee
Preamble: This record corresponds to the transcript of one of the interviews conducted at SCP-ES-234
in the context of searching for information about the source of its anomalous properties.
It can be highlighted that during the development of the interview a Noir event occurred.
Dr. Dowell: Good morning SCP-ES-234, I am Borja Dowell, I have come to interview you
as part of a process of general evaluation of abnormal subjects housed in this place.
SCP-ES-234: Morning, Dowell. Not worried about talking to a talking cat? (Dowell denies it)
Seems not. You must know others like me. What was I called in for today? A new job from
S, P & C? I could really use it, I've been so bored these last few days.
SCP-ES-234 (raising its front right paw): You've come here for information? Seems like
that's all they need me for these days. If it's about that file you've been looking for
since last week, file ES-162/05-01 is in the possession of researcher Mondragón, who requested
it a couple of months ago from your assistant Pérez, who was transferred a month ago, after
which he forgot to inform you.
Dr. Dowell (nodding): Thanks, I guess, I'll check back with you later. Since you mentioned
it, tell me, how did you know?
SCP-ES-234: It is simple logic my dear Dowell, since from what I have been able to find out
the last few months, you, as members of every respectable research group, never allow your
folders to leave the place, consequently and associating the area of work with which that
file is related, Mondragon was the most likely candidate to have it in his possession, not
to mention that you changed your assistant in the last month, so it is very likely that
your new assistant had no knowledge about that loan.
Dr. Dowell: On another subject, SCP-ES-234, do you have any idea how long you've had these
capabilities?
SCP-ES-234: Are you referring to my detective skills, or being a talking cat? Since I remember
it has always been like that, in the litter we were five, three males and two females,
we talked among ourselves and with our mother, a beautiful calico. We lived happily until
that day…
Dr. Dowell: What happened on that day?
SCP-ES-234: That's when I lost two of my brothers, they were kidnapped and we never heard from
them again. It was after that day, without heeding my mother's pleas, that I took to
the streets, first in search of them and then seeking to prevent the same thing from happening
to others. I always get sad when I tell this, now with your permission, I need a cigarette;
I know they are a bad habit but they help me to relax and concentrate.
(SCP-ES-234 pulls out a small silver cigarette case from the inside pocket of its jacket
and takes out a cigarette, lighting it with a small golden lighter.)
These cigarettes are composed of Nepeta. Authorities have expressed the entity possesses a "strong
dependence" on their consumption and fear of the consequences of quitting, it has been
allowed to continue with their use.
(SCP-ES-234 lights another cigarette. Dowell takes out a pack of Malboro cigars from his
raincoat and starts smoking.
Borja Dowell has expressed himself as a non-smoker. After the event it was not possible to find
the remaining cigarettes in his possession.
They both remain smoking in silence for one minute after which SCP-ES-234 starts talking
again.)
SCP-ES-234: Hey, Dowell, I have something to ask you. What happened to the ruski? I
was hoping to see him today.
Dismissive way of referring to the Russians during the 1950s and 60s.
Dr. Dowell: What ruski? Russian? You mean Antonov? I think even though his last name
sounds Russian he's actually of Polish or Ukrainian descent…
SCP-ES-234 (downplaying it with a gesture): Ruski, Polish, that's irrelevant, they're
all [INSULT CENSORED], at least he's not a commie. Whatever, I don't trust ruskis but
he was an exception. I was hoping to see him but I'll have to tell you first. Don't trust
South Americans.
Dr. Dowell: Excuse me, SCP-ES-234?
SCP-ES-234: That's right, watch out for the South Americans, they're playing a double
game. And please stop calling me that, my name is Marw.
(The entity continues to smoke in silence for a few minutes after which the Noir event
ends.)
Note: The information relating to file ES-162/05-01 was confirmed shortly after the end of the
interview. The others [SECTION CENSORED. SPECIAL AUTHORIZATION LEVEL 3 OR HIGHER IS REQUIRED
FOR ACCESS TO THE COMPLETE FILE].
Addendum 3: Pan Incident
On 10/02/2020 SCP-ES-234 started a new Callejero event, losing contact with Foundation staff
until 15/02/2020, being found with medium-severe injuries inside a church in ████████, ██████████. Later,
the instance returned to appear in a Callejero event, achieving its recovery on 5/03/2020
along with obtaining [REDACTED] . As a result of this event, the security levels of the
SCP-ES-234 containment unit were increased, and several of the privileges previously obtained
were also revoked. For more details see document ES-234/02-03 Pan
Addendum 4: Further communications in relation to SCP-ES-234
Date: 12/03/2020
To: Borja Dowell
From: Director █████████ Just as it is undeniable that SCP-ES-234's
attitude has been problematic on multiple occasions, so has its usefulness, providing
us with information of some value on several occasions, and I cannot fail to mention that,
as unorthodox as its methods were, they allowed us to obtain [REDACTED] after the Pan Incident.
Consequently, if we cannot suppress their hunting impulses, their inexhaustible curiosity
and their desire to investigate and collaborate, why not channel them? I understand that the
entity is clearly anomalous and that we still don't know much about its nature, it's a cat
that thinks it's a detective or at least something that we see in that way, however, is our rejection
of the incomprehensible so much that we are willing to simply throw it at the bottom of
a box and forget it? Furthermore, by giving it a special status and greater participation
in the activities of the Site we would diminish the chances that one day it will simply not
return, or even worse, that it will be made public or fall into the hands of another organization.
Date: 30/03/2020
To: Director █████████ From: Borja Dowell
SCP-ES-234 being a thinking and non-hostile entity it would be unfortunate to have to
perform its termination, moreover, there is so much we must learn about its nature. One
aspect that the entity's own research team has tended to underestimate is its capacity
to obtain information, something that certainly and even against SCP-ES-234's own beliefs
is not the result of its intellectual and research capacity, many times so many pieces
are missing that it is practically impossible to obtain a valid deduction. Is it a kind
of "radio" that captures information indiscriminately or does it possess metacognitive characteristics
that are even more difficult to characterize?
The idea of the research agency S, P & C fits so well with his personal vision of the reality
of SCP-ES-234 that even with its abilities it cannot reject it, especially when it is
experiencing a Noir event and his paradigm is reduced to a crime novel. Although these
events have been self-contained, with a limited scope and duration, what would happen if the
entity got fed up with the transitions in its existence and consequently decided on
that occasion not to drag a building or a street into that novel scenario but the entire
world, or worse still, not to allow us to return to what you know as our reality?
I have discussed this scenario at length not only with members of the associated project
and the Disinformation Department but also with experts in anomalous ontology and memetics
and together we have come up with a possible solution: to offer you an alternative so attractive
that it makes your idealized world of crime novels, mysterious crime scenes, tenacious
cops and mysterious blondes who break hearts dull and boring, depriving you of the desire
to return. And what better option than our own work? We do not pursue simple criminals
but entities capable of murdering even concepts, we do not love mysterious blondes but immortal
guardian goddesses. For obvious reasons we cannot give you an agent's position, however,
assigning you Class E status and participation in specific tasks would be a good start.
Date: 01/04/2020
To: Borja Dowell From: Director █████████
Dowell, even though this is fucking crazy and has risks associated with it, I think
it can work. Let's welcome Detective Marw to the team.