- Finally, just us and the great outdoors.
- Oh, cheese and rice, Steve, you gotta go easy
on those camper jacks! - Oh no.
- Okay, stop the drill. That's good.
- This can't be happening.
Oh, geez, Kim. Is that you?
- Oh, hey you.
- Hey Steve, look who followed us up North.
- I mean, I didn't really follow you.
- What a small world. Where's your camper?
- Camper? No, we're setting up a tent.
Penn went to go get firewood.
- Oh yeah, we're roughing it out here, too.
- In that?
- Yeah, we couldn't get the electric hookup,
so we're just boondocking.
- Boon what?
- But, Steve's gonna hook up the generator.
- A generator?
- I mean, it's gonna be like 80 degrees tomorrow.
So, you gotta turn on the AC
or you're just gonna roast in there.
- You know, this is supposed to be camping, right?
- I know. It's so nice and quiet.
(baseball game playing in background)
- Are you...
- Oh, he's just watching the end of the baseball game.
- You have a TV? - I know.
- In nature. - Isn't it great?
- That's not camping.
- Yeah, it is.
Hold on a second, I just gotta go grab the bear bag.
- The what? - Hey, Steve.
- A bear who? - The bear bag.
You know, you gotta take your food,
hoist it into the trees so the beers don't rummage
through your campsite.
- Hang on, no one told me there were-
- This one time, we left pudgey pies out
because we accidentally passed out
watching Tool Time reruns.
- You made Home Improvement.
- And a little black bear just tore through our campsite.
- Holy ****.
- I mean, he practically had little Johnny
by the OshKoshes.
- Wait, your son?
- Then, Steve started snoring like a chainsaw
and it just scared him away.
Oh my gosh, it was the cutest little black bear though.
- Sounds like you guys were being kind of dangerous.
- I mean, I'm not the one who didn't bring a bear bag.
- Cool.
- So listen, I'm making some sausage and piergories later.
- You can make that in there?
- Oh sure, we got a small kitchen in there with a microwave,
an oven, a freezer, a sink, a garbage disposal,
a dishwasher, a beer fridge, and a wine cellar.
But you know, it's not really that fancy.
- Okay, nice. - I promise.
- Cool. Anyways-
- Oh, and we got strawberry pretzel salad for dessert.
- Pretzel salad?
- You should come by.
- You know what?
We're just gonna go on a hike by the lake.
- Okay, I'll see you down there.
Steve's gonna rip some lips.
- He's what?
- He's catching bass.
Are your kids gonna go swimming?
- Oh no, the lake is way too cold.
- No, no, it's not. - Yes, it is.
- Kim, the lake isn't cold
'til you can get a couple nice slabs on the ice.
- Slabs? - You know,
we gotta take you ice fishing.
You would love pike spearing.
- Again, you're saying words, but I don't-
- You know, we call our spearing shanty the Stabbin' Cabin.
- Neat.
- And I think later Steve's gonna go blow up his dingy.
- Oh God. I do not-
- Do you wanna go for a ride?
- I do not need to know about Steve's dingy.
- Kim. - Yeah?
- A dingy is a boat. - Oh, thank God.
- Well, I better go start those piergories.
I see Penn's got your tent all set up.
Yeah, Penn got a four-person tent at REI.
I'm thinking it was for four smaller people.
- Yeah, hun.
It looks like Penn's a little crammed up in there.
- I don't think this is a four-person tent.
- It's fine. We'll make do.
- You know, we got some extra tents
in our storage compartment.
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
- Hey Steve!
- [Steve] What?
- They need a tent.
You got a spare, eh?
- [Steve] You need some bear spray?
- No, Steve.
- I mean, do I need bear spray?
- Good idea.
Hey Steve, get the bear spray.
- [Steve] You need a beer, eh?
- Well, he can't hear worth a crap,
but at least he comes prepared.
Am I right? - Okay.
I'm just gonna go look for some firewood
and have a panic attack.
But, see you later.
- Nature.
- And scene.
Do you guys go camping?
I would go camping if I had a camper.
The last time I went camping was in an actual tent.
Loved it, had a great experience.
But, we got a four-person tent.
It was a little bigger than this, but barely.
- No.
- And for three nights, my family of four,
just show, reenact what it looked like.
- Yes, but imagine three more people.
We don't know what we're doing.
- I am an Eagle Scout.
- But his mom-
- Me and my mom got the Eagle Scout.
- His mom did most of it. Let's not lie.
- Me and mother got the Eagle Scout Award.
- Oh jeez, Kim. Is that you?
- [Penn] All right, try one a little bit quieter
because she's actually not that far away.
- Oh jeez, Kim. Is that you?
I only have one volume.
- [Penn] Yeah, apparently.
That was way better. It was exactly the same.
Maybe try bringing it down just a little bit.
- Okay, okay.
Oh jeez, Kim. Is that-?
(laughing)
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