Oh, shit. Look who's on the couch.
It's Zack Fox. What up, man? [ Laughs ] What's up, man?
How are you feeling, man? Thanks for showing up, brother.
Yeah, of course. You know, shit.
Man, just been -- just been sitting here
talking about style and everything, man.
Yeah. Yeah, man. You ever wore an outfit before you regret?
All the time, man. Like what?
When I was in middle school, bro.
It's always middle school, ain't it? It's always middle school.
I was just such a weird-ass little nigga.
I would wear, like, heavy, like, like,
six-size-too-big jabos.
Oh, yeah. That was the shit, though.
And then, I'd have on Converse
that I would, like, draw emo signs on and shit
'cause I listened to My Chemical Romance.
[ Laughs ] I just looked like a fucking mess.
I remember one time, my mom made me -- made me wear
these tight-ass brown pants to school one time. Mm.
I just called in sick. Fuck that. You was just like, "I'm not going."
No, I called her. Like, "I got to take a shit."
Yeah, yeah. "Come pick me up from school."
You know what I'm saying? Yeah, nigga, you get roasted
into just oblivion, like... I know, it was so fucked up.
We went through all that shit, and now when you're grown,
it's like a motherfucker don't even care no more.
Nobody cares anymore. [ Laughs ]
Nobody cares, like I was throwing my best dick
when I had to like walk -- [ Laughs ]
When I had to walk to some pussy and like --
I had to fucking -- That -- Why is that always the case
when you ain't got shit, you fuck the shit out of it.
I had nothing.
As soon as my credit went up like a little bit,
they was like, "Ah, fuck this shit."
[ Laughs ] Soon as my shit went up,
I just started to get erectile dysfunction.
Yeah. [ Laughs ]
I don't know how that worked out for me.
Wait, so y-you date a lot?
Hell, no. I'm married.
What you do when you're married, bro?
I-I don't even -- I can't even imagine that shit.
I don't know. I'm just playing video games.
It's almost like a-a mother-son...
Mm. ...relationship.
That's my favorite. It's a -- it's a crazy dynamic.
Yeah. That's why I always knew I was kind of like,
I don't know, I was a different type of nigga.
I like to go get my nails done and shit. Yeah.
And I don't want to change no tires. Yeah.
I don't want to work out. I just want to go shopping and shit.
You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want a WNBA wife.
That's what I've decided. I -- I always thought I wanted a UFC girl.
Oof. That's dangerous.
My wife is into Jujutsu. Okay.
So she can kind of kick my ass. She can whup your ass.
Yeah, so, like, every now and then,
I get real scared because, you know,
I've got in trouble a few times. With her?
Yeah. So I'd be, like, in the shower or something,
or I'd be brushing my teeth. And you think she's just gonna walk in?
And you will hear her say, like, "Motherfucker!"
And I'd be like, "Oh, shit, I'm about to get killed",
you know what I'm saying? And I'll run out, but it'd
be, like, the cat done knocked down some shit or something.
Hm. Hm. You know what I'm saying? But I got a little PTSD.
I feel you. I feel you. It keeps me disciplined.
If you want to be faithful to your wife,
put on some motherfucking FILA sandals.
Flip-flops? With the Velcro.
Girls don't like that at all.
They like, "You need to take them sh--"
Anything with Velcro, you -- they like,
"Stay away from me." Oh, really?
Like "my kids, my family." That's crazy.
It's kind of like a repellent. Yeah, you can tell
when a man has tapped out in life. Yep.
And they just don't give a fuck no more. Yep.
Like "I'm married. It's over, man." Yep. This is it.
That's when you were the one sandals that look like claws
that just, like -- you know what I'm saying?
The bird with the strap right here?
Aw, nigga, them shits are ugly.
I mean, that's the OG, but anybody that wear them,
their rib game on point. You know what I'm saying?
Anybody that got them sandals, barbecues and --
That meat falling off the bone. When you see him coming --
yeah, when you see him coming,
you just let him do his thing, you know what I'm saying?
So I respect what --
that's -- see, that's how I know I'm getting older and shit, too,
'cause I'll be thinking about that, like,
"Man, what makes a motherfucker
just want to start barbecuing at you?"
Mm-hmm. Like you get what I'm saying?
'Cause barbecuing is a whole lifestyle, the fashion.
Yeah. There's a fashion sense with that shit.
Yeah. They only like tan colors
and shit, you know what I'm saying? Only neutrals.
Yeah. Neutrals, maybe some white.
Yeah. Niggas barbecuing in white
and not getting their shit dirty.
That's a nigga trying to show off.
Oh, yeah. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what is, like,
some hairstyles from the past
that -- that wouldn't really work today?
Ooh, you know what haircut I hate right now?
What? There's some niggas from Dallas
who are gonna hate me for this. I already know.
Oh, my God. You about to talk about the --
I was definitely about to bring it up, too.
I swear to God. You fade all of this right here,
but you keep like that -- And, like, just keep a big-ass --
You keep an afro... It's just a 'fro.
...just on the lower half of your --
Just the lower part. So it's like the nigga mullet.
Yeah.
[ Both laugh ]