so I was trying to buy an outfit for a
friend's birthday
it's like 90s themed and I was like ooh
backwards hat turned out I'd slip
backwards hats now so this is a thing if
any of you guys watch Kourtney pants but
you should because she's lovely she just
posted a video it's a video where you
list 25 things about you but five of
those things are not true
and it's up to you guys to figure out
which ones are lies she told me I should
do it I wasn't cool enough to be tagged
in the video per se but she still said I
should do it and I kind of want to do it
because I love lying to your face I'm
kidding
let's see how well you know me number
one I cannot go sleep without the TV on
I will spend 20 minutes on Netflix
trying to find a movie that I will close
my eyes to once I press play number 2 I
have never pooped in a public restroom I
hate public restrooms and there's no way
that I will ever go number 2 number 2
this is number 2 on the list and it's
number see how things work out like that
it's just gross oh the bathrooms I poop
flowers so that's not gross the
bathrooms oh yeah number 3 I'm only
allergic to one thing in the entire
world and that one thing is cardboard
who is oh I'm allergic number four my
grandpa is from Jamaica what number five
when I was 9 years old I decided to run
up a downwards escalator don't do that
because when I did that I did not make
it to the top and I broke my leg number
six I was banned from the House of Blues
in Las Vegas I am such a badass number
seven I almost enrolled in bartending
school stunt driving school and
got the last one what not missus ah
bartending school
Jesus bartending school stunt-driving
school and this am special-effects
makeup school they're just really
expensive number eight I am fluent in
French Jesus today I'll send we chose
humbleness Lamaze stupid I said I'm on a
ham sandwich with cheese so don't
flatter yourself okay so number nine I
have a blanket the size of my body with
just my cat's face on it you know why
cuz I freakin love my cat okay
number ten I have two sets of wisdom
teeth I got a ton of teeth pulled a long
time ago including all of my wisdom
teeth and guess what more wisdom teeth
grew back number 11 I am a really picky
eater I have the palate of a
four-year-old I'll occasionally take the
cheese off of my pizza because that's
it's too much and I asked for mustard on
my subway sandwich so they don't yell at
me but then I just get my sandwich and I
scrape it all off number 12 I have OCD
and not like the and my god I'm so CDI
you have all my pencils of the pencil
case because it just like freaks me out
no III have actual OCD I will sit and
and repeatedly touch things
or maybe I don't
this could be like who knows number 13 I
played basketball for 11 years and I was
the number one pick in my city
so son number fourteen although I've
lived in Los Angeles my entire life I
was actually born in organ oh let's see
here the number 15 I passed out really
easily and really frequently I don't
faint I pass out strip pass out hit my
head on all sorts of things that
probably explains a lot of it number 16
I have my scuba diving certification
because I like adventures and I also
like the little mermaid I'm gonna see
Bruno Louie Armstrong sang that song
right I'm nervous oh my god that makes
me want to throw up number 17 when I was
in middle school I was in a play and my
character's name was knuckles and I had
to constantly crack my knuckles and ever
since then I I always crack my knuckles
and my back number 18 I was once an avid
member of the Miley Cyrus fan club I
even had a card with my name on it
whoa number 19 some of you have seen my
sister in one of my videos before but I
also have an older brother named Jeremy
and he's 26 he looks exactly like me but
in dude form so if you ever see him you
will know exactly what I want to look
like if I had been a guy number 20 I
have two scars one is from when a hot
popcorn kernel flew out of a kettle down
my shirt and the other one is from when
I fell on a bag of knives on a boat
number 21 my hair is so curly it used to
be really curly now it's just that's
basically what I would describe it as I
can't be taint Miley Cyrus fan club whoa
number 22 I freakin hate shoes I hate
that we have to wear shoes number 23
does anybody remember Ali and AJ from
the Disney Channel
I went to their sweet 16 and it was
filmed because they had their own
episode of my super sweet 16 and I'm in
it and I look like a dork
I like braces Christmas color braces and
like a middle part and I'm like oh come
and I did your seat if they dange with a
commemorative party
number 24 I have two cars one car I
Drive every day and the other car is a
classic car that I don't drive because I
think it's gonna just explode and kill
me number 25 in high school I was part
of the drama club The Improv Club and
the glee club not because I wanted to
though because they held their meetings
in the same room I ate lunch and I was
too lazy to get up can I just clarify
though that our glee club in high school
was not like a singing glee club it was
a club of fans who watched glean the
show there they just talked about Glee I
freaking hate Glee one time though the
Glee president was not there so I asked
if I could leave the meeting and then I
said hi and stood in front of the group
at a thrust of my sandwich like I just
ate a sandwich in front of a group of
people that can't even be a lie how you
can't make that story up or what if you
could and I'm just such a good liar I
was in the bagel Club for one day and
then I got there and found out that
we're not gonna eat bagels
we give bagels to other people and then
I was like can't commit to this but they
should call it is the misleading people
into thinking they're eating bagels all
day long but really they just have to
give them away Club anyways that was my
25 things about me but comment down
below - which ones you actually think
are lies because there are five lies
there
eventually I'll tell you guys which ones
were false I'm such a good liar I feel
like I didn't give anything away so this
is awkward let's pretend like I didn't
forget to film this part of the video
and that it's not a different day let's
also pretend that I didn't just wake up
like 10 minutes ago can we please do
that I kind of forgot that Courtney made
this video into a tag video and that's
that's what forgot to do forgot to tag
people so I'm gonna do it now
the first person that I want to tag is
Connor Manning cuz I love that boy and
he's a hilarious vlogger who's really
smart and witty and like real fast
talking like his channel is a con man
and you guys should check it out all the
links are gonna be down below I also
want to tag my friend Ally whose channel
is ally Brin and she does vlogs every
Sunday about her life I also want to tag
my friend Kayla who is a beauty guru who
Channel is a kay doll she actually has
two channels one of them's for her
beauty stuff and the other is for like
vlogs and cool stuff like that and the
last person that I want to tag is Alaina
who I just met in person at VidCon she
is Canadian and her channel is miss
fender and she is so funny so this is me
metaphorically reaching out the hand of
friendship to you because I think you're
super cool okay now I'm actually done so
yeah alright well I'll see you later kid
pie