hand over the milk money Weaver I'm
afraid I can't do that Derek I'm just
not sure you'll spend it on milk that's
me
Mitch Weaver that's Sam my lifelong best
friend I never had a dad growing up so
Sam's dad pops tried to fill in a little
he was a boxer real tough guy what's the
one thing we never liked the matter
where you go no matter what you do don't
take no crap from nobody I never liked
the guy but he was right about not
taking crap
Wow my duck sure is great hey Dean or he
hides his guns don't worry
we just planted the guns in the bully's
gas so he'd get trouble let me go hey
why we always did stuff like that get
back people and mess with us like there
was this crossing guard he used to grab
all the kids asses back then people were
on the lookout for that kind of thing
the only way to nail a guy like that was
to catch him red-handed that's where the
super glue came in and we really got
back at this horn or a babysitter we
didn't like after all these years this
picture still makes me horny
I mean wistful it makes me wistful when
I was 16 the saddest event of my life
occurred my mom died
everyone did their best to console me
particularly Aunt Jenny
it wasn't easy cuz I'm not comfortable
expressing my what do you call them
emotions
anyways I learned to express myself in
other ways
I started making little notes to myself
note to self
remember Aunt Jenny is your aunt
then there was this character we had to
deal with chief died just because she
was a meter maid but she had the right
to go around giving everybody parking
tickets that's where the popcorn came in
handy
in high school I still didn't take crap
from anyone man or beast like just
Doberman would always chase us three
bored my cousin's huge German Shepherd
who also happens to be gay taught that
Doberman some humility
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