-Hey! Hey, Kiwi!
Hey! Hey, Kiwi, hey!
Hey, hey, Kiwi. Kiwi?
-What? What is it, mate? I'm trying to read the paper.
-[laughs]
[with accent]: What happened to your voice, mate?
[laughs] -Dude, I'm a kiwi.
I'm from freakin' New Zealand.
-Oh. Well, that explains the accent and the boomerangs.
-I told you, we're bananas.
-Accent? I don't have a [hiccup] accent.
-What's a hippo accent?
-It's [hiccup] not a hippo, it's a... [hiccuping]
-Whoa, sounds like a Hungry Hungry Hippo. [laughs]
-It's... [hiccup] it's not funny.
-What's the matter, Kiwi?
You look all choked up. [laughs]
-[hiccuping]: Stop it...aw, man...I don't feel so good.
-Are you okay?
-[hiccuping]
-What the hell's going on?
-Oh no, everybody watch out!
-[hiccuping rapidly] -He's gonna blow!
-[yelling] -What the...?
[boom!]
[all screaming]
[footsteps approaching]
-What the heck was that?
-Seriously, I heard that in the other-- oh my, God!
-That was Kiwi. He had the hippos.
-Hiccups! He had the hiccups, you idiot.
-What?
Oh man, that's scary.
-What are you talking about?
-You've never heard about what happens when a fruit gets the hiccups?
-Uhh... no.
-First, they hiccup.
-Then, they... they... they...
-They explode!
-[laughs] That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever...
[hiccups] Uh-oh.
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[phone line rings]
-(dispatcher) 911, what's your emergency?
-Uh, yeah, we got an orange with a case of the hiccups here.
-(dispatcher) Uh, please say again.
-I said we have an orange with the hiccups.
-(dispatcher) Oh no! You're screwed!
[screams, dial tone]
-Ugh. All right, I'm out of ideas.
-[whimpers] -Look, everybody.
The important thing right now is to just remain calm.
-[hiccup]
[all screaming]
-No, no, no! Everybody just shut up!
We're not going to freak out.
-That's easy for [hiccup] you to say.
You don't have an exploding [hiccup] hippo in your tummy.
-Dude, it's not a hippo. -It's an exploding hippo.
-Listen to me, Orange.
Do you want to get rid of your hiccups? -Duh.
-Then you have to do exactly what I tell you, okay?
-Okay. -Okay, it's really simple.
All you have to do is take a deep breath and hold it for 30 seconds.
-Okay. [inhales] -(Pear) What?
No, that never works. -[groans]
-I always heard you have to stand on your head and cross your eyes.
-Mmm! -Shouldn't he be humming?
-What?
-Yeah, I heard all he's gotta do is hum The Star-Spangled Banner.
Works every time. -[humming]
-(Passion Fruit) N-n-n-n-no. -(Banana) No, this is ridiculous.
He's got to breathe into a paper bag, right?
[all talking at once]
-No, that one never works.
-[yells, crash!]
-(Pear, echoing) Orange?
-(Passion, echoing) Orange, can you hear me?
-(Banana) Wake up, Orange.
-Whoa! -Orange!
-Are you okay? -Who turned out the lights?
-Dude, you crashed and blacked out.
-I did? Then why am I still orange?
-Orange, do you hear that?
-Yeah, his hiccups!
-(both) They're gone!
-Yay! -Yeah!
-Yay... [hiccup]
[all groan] -Oh, no!
-Oh, I'm sorry, guys.
I never thought I'd [hiccup] get the hiccups and go boom.
-Orange, it's not your fault.
-Yeah, could happen to anyone. Look at Kiwi.
-I know. He's everywhere.
[laughs, then hiccups] Oh.
-We've got to figure out a way to stop them.
-Oh, no. They're getting worse by the second.
-[hiccuping]: Help... me.
-Hey, uh, Orange?
I know we just met and all, but...
-We're really sorry this is happening to you, Orange.
You seemed like such a great-- [crashing/crumbling sound]
-What was that? -I don't know. It kind of sounded like a--
-Gorilla! -Huh?
[bananas screaming]
[all screaming]
[gorilla hoots and chomps]
-Whoa! That guy doesn't monkey around. [laughs]
-How did that thing get in here?
-Poor boomerangs. I don't think they'll come back from that one. [laughs]
-Okay, we get it. Enough.
-I wonder why they didn't give him the slip. [laughs]
-[groans] -Oh, my God.
Orange, your hiccups! -What about them?
-They're gone!
-Wow, gorilla must've scared them away.
-Yay! -Yay!
-Yay! Whoo-hoo!
-Now that's what I call a close-- [hiccup]
Oh, crap.
-Sounds like a like a Hungry Hungry Hippo-- [laughs]
[laughter] -(director) Cut.
All right, guys. -I'm sorry. He started laughing and--
-I can't help it. It sounds so funny when you hiccup.
-[clears throat] From the top, from the top, here we go.
-(director) Action! -It's [hiccup] not...