- Knife.
(Orange screams)
(fruits scream)
- Hey, guess what, Tomato.
- What, what is it?
- You're a vegetable again.
- You really mean it?
- Yeah, they just announced it on the news.
You're not a fruit anymore.
- (gasps) That's, that's, oh, my god, I'm a vegetable again.
I knew this would happen.
This is the greatest day of my life.
- Hey, Tomato.
- Yes, Orange?
- April Fools, you're still a fruit. (laughs)
- You jerk!
You can't just prank people like that.
- Sure you can.
Everyone's doing it.
- Hey, Pear, get a look at my new flower.
- What?
I don't smell anything. (water splashes)
(Little Apple laughs) Whoa.
- Happy April Fools Day. (laughs)
- Easy, guys, you better watch it.
- I think you mean wash it. (laughs)
- That felt like rain.
And rain makes me think of rainbows.
- Okay.
- That Pear, he's so crazy. (laughs)
- Hey, do you guys hear something?
- Hear what?
- What is it?
- Shh, listen. (air squelching)
(all laughing)
It's coming from Pear's derriere. (laughs)
- I'm sitting on a cloud.
Yay!
- Hey, shut up, dude.
- Hey, what's going on with you two?
- Yeah, you guys are acting kinda weird.
- Weird?
We're not weird.
I still love horses, with hats,
that can fly and...
And bunnieS!
Oh yeah, bunnies, you gotta love the bunnies. (giggles)
- I'm warmer than a hot fudge sundae with an itty,
bitty cherry on top, yay!
- Hey, you don't sound like Pear.
You sound like-- (zipper scrapes)
- Yay!
- Marshmallow.
- But if you're Marshmallow, then who's that?
- Thanks a lot, Marshmallow. - Whoa.
- Hey, I was melting in there.
- Yeah, well you should try getting into this outfit.
- (laughs) Yeah, he didn't have any room to pear.
- Nice try, lame-os. (laughs)
(dramatic music) Uh-oh.
(skin cracking)
- What's going on? - Oh no.
(Grapefruit yells)
- Wow. - Grapefruit?
- What?
Like you guys are so original.
- (laughs) Looks like Apefruit was stretching the truth.
(Pear groans)
Wait, if Marshmallow was Pear,
and Pear was Marshmallow,
and if Little Apple was Grapefruit,
then who are you?
- Uh, I'm still a tomato.
- We'll see about that.
(Orange gags) (seed thuds)
- Ow, that hurts.
- Yup, she's a tomato all right. (laughs)
- What is wrong with you?
- I take it back, you're an apple. (laughs)
- (groans) You know what you need, Orange?
- What?
- Knife!
(Orange screams)
(all screaming)
- Oh no!
Orange!
Orange, say something, buddy.
Please.
Huh?
- Hey, that's not Orange, that's Little Apple.
- And I would've gotten away with it too
if it weren't for that pesky Knife.
- Hey, did someone say, "Knife?"
(Tomato screams) (Marshmallow screams)
- Whoa! - Ow.
- Whoa, now that's fool for thought. (laughs)
(whoopee cushion whooshes)
Hey! (both laughing)
- Where is it?
Where is it?
- Oh, oh, there it is.
- Where, where?
- I dunno, what are we looking for? (laughs)
- The TV remote.
MC Goat-Yells' new music video is on
and I can't turn the TV off!
(goat bleats)
Aw, somebody make it stop!
- Oh, you looking for me?
Sorry, went to grab some lunch.
Boom.
- Aw, he was just getting to the good part. (laughs)
- Too bad you can't pause real life too, huh, Remote?
(laughs)
- Pause real life?
Oh, I can do that.
(Orange laughs) Boom.
- This changes everything!
(upbeat music)
- I guess I never thought it was a big deal.
I mean, I am a universal remote.
- Is that even remotely possible?
- (laughs) Remote.
- Hey, guys, what's cookin'?
- Hey, hey, Little Apple, hey!
- Yeah, Orange?
- Pause. - Huh?
- What are you doing?
- Come on, don't pause our friends.
- Why not?
It's fun. (laughs)
- I feel so violated.
(remote thuds)
- Hey, Little Apple, hey.
Blink zero times if you're a vegetable.
(laughs) Knew it, vegetable.
- Orange!
- All right, all right.
I'll stop playing around and press play. (laughs)
- Whoa, what happened?
I feel woozy and--
- Subtitles, Spanish!
French.
German.
- Stop it, Orange!
- (groans) Put me down!
(glass shatters) - Sorry, Remote.
I didn't mean to push your buttons. (laughs)
- That's it!
Orange, you've lost your remote privileges.
(Orange groans)
You okay, Remote?
- Yeah, it's just I never realized I had such--
- Power? (laughs)
'Cause he has a power button.
(both groan)
- Just remember, Remote,
with great power comes great responsibility.
- Help, help me!
- Oh, no, that loaf of bread is in trouble!
- I'm on it, pause!
- Whoa, thanks, buddy.
I was almost toast. (laughs)
And by the way, Knife!
(Orange screams)
- Did you really half to do that? (groans)
- Oh, no, Orange!
(Orange screaming)
- I'm too late.
- Orange, no!
He's been juiced.
- I told him he was getting too ripe.
Why didn't he listen?
- Wait, I wonder.
Rewind!
(Orange screaming)
(Orange speaking gibberish)
- Hurray! - Hurray!
- Hurray!
- Wow, thanks for the instant replay, Remote.
- My pleasure, always happy to help.
- Well, duh, you are a control freak. (laughs)
- (laughs) Yes, very funny.
- What's that?
I can barely hear you.
What, are your batteries getting low?
- Hey now, that's a very common problem.
- Calm down, it's fine.
Besides, it's not like anybody watches TV anymore. (laughs)
- So, I'm guessing you guys are okay with this.
- Totes.
- Great now, now I can finally watch my favorite show
in peace and quiet.
Go, go, MC Goat-Yells!
(goat bleating)
- No! - No!
- What up, fruit lovers?
A to the O here with the whole gang.
Say "hey" everybody.
- Hi. (fruits chattering)
- Today we're doing a never before seen challenge,
the Scare Pear Challenge.
Ooh!
(upbeat music)
- Cool sounds like a bundle of fun.
- It's a fundle of fun for sure. (laughs)
Here's how it works,
Pear's gonna sit his little heinie here
and one by one me and the gang are gonna take cracks
at making him scream the loudest.
We all excited to do this?
- Ya! (fruits cheering)
- No.
- Then it's unanimous.
Here's the Scare Pear Challenge comin' at ya. (laughs)
(Pear groans)
(dramatic music)
- Hi, Pear.
- Hey, Marshy.
- I don't wanna scare you, I wanna hug you.
Is that okay?
- Sure, I mean, you could try.
It's kinda hard to hug someone when you don't have any--
- Tentacles? (dramatic music)
(Pear screams)
(laughs) Did I scare you?
- Yeah, kinda.
How did ya?
- Thanks, Baby Octopus.
- Anything for a friend.
Bye.
- Marshy, you got some weird friends.
Cute, but weird.
- The Scare-O-Meter gave Pear's scream 75 decibels.
Marshy takes the lead.
- Yay!
(dramatic music)
- [Little Apple] Boo, I'm a scary ghost.
- Yeah, you're something all right.
- Oh, man, are you really not scared?
- Sorry, Little Apple, not scared at all.
- Aw, and to think I went to all the trouble
of studying up on ghosts at the library
before it burned down.
(dramatic music) - The library burned down?
No!
- (laughs) Gotcha, Pear.
- The library didn't burn down?
Oh, thank goodness.
- That's 76 decibels.
Congrats, Little Apple, you've moved into the lead
by the smallest of margins. (laughs)
(Little Apple groans)
(dramatic music)
- Excuse me,
could somebody tell me what I'm doing here again?
- You're trying to scare me, Grandpa Lemon.
- Oh, I see.
I've got a little trick up my sleeve.
Here, take these. (teeth whoosh)
- Ew!
- Okay, I'll be back.
- Where is he going?
Hello?
Grandpa Lemon?
Anybody?
What the heck is going on?
Where is everybody?
- Right here. (Pear screams)
(horn blares)
(Grandpa Lemon laughs)
- How did you do that?
- A magician never reveals his. (snores)
- Oh, good grief.
- The Scare-O-Meter gave it an 85.
Congrats to Grandpa Lemon, our new front runner.
- Thank you kindly. (Pear screams)
(dramatic music)
- You don't stand a chance, bro.
I brought the scariest thing of all time.
A tarantula.
- I'm not scared of tarantulas.
- You're not?
Even though they're huge and hairy and could eat you?
- Nope.
But it seems like you are.
- Nuh-uh, I'm not scared of anything.
- Then open the cage.
- Maybe I will.
- Cool, so do it.
- I'm gonna.
- When?
- Soon.
- How 'bout now?
- Don't rush me!
(dramatic music) (Grapefruit screams)
- Yo, what's with that guy?
- I dunno, your guess is as good as mine.
(dramatic music)
- [Orange] Oogie, boogie, oogie, boogie, boogie, boogie,
oogie, boogie.
- Not scary.
- Aw man, okay, let me try a different mask then.
- I don't think it's the mask.
I think it's the fact
that you're not doing anything surprising.
(Knife crashes) Orange!
- (laughs) I so got you.
- What the?
- I put a mask on an orange ball, see?
- I'll admit, that was a good one.
- Thanks for the help, Knife.
- You're welcome.
See you tomorrow when I try to kill you for reals.
- Bye.
- Okay.
- And the Scream-O-Meter agrees.
That was 97 decibels, which means I win the grand prize.
- Well I didn't know there was a grand prize.
- Yeah, what's the grand prize?
- This megaphone!
- No! (Orange warbling)
- Hey, everyone, bad news about today's episode.
There's not gonna be any TNT,
'cause Pear made me promise to give it all to him
before making the episode.
- That's right, no TNT today, folks.
If you're looking for explosions, look elsewhere.
Today will just be standard, boring, old questions.
Speaking of which, let's get to them now.
- [Announcer] "Is Pear secretly a stick of TNT?"
- That's ridiculous.
I couldn't be a stick of TNT.
- Yeah, there's no way your stem could be a TNT fuse.
- Yeah.
- And there's no way your pear-shaped body
could possibly be hiding TNT in it.
- Well, I mean.
- So naturally you're not at all concerned
that you're standing next to that open flame.
- Yeah, totally.
I'm not concerned because I'm certainly not TNT.
- Good to hear, 'cause your stem just caught on fire.
(Pear screams)
Pear, calm down.
Let me just blow it out.
- But what if I am TNT?
Orange, am I TNT?
- No.
But that sure is.
(Pear screams)
- [Announcer] It's time for "Ask Orange."
"What did the door say to the other door on a date?"
- I dunno, what?
- [Narrator] "You're adorable."
- (laughs) I love door jokes so much
I can barely handle it. (laughs)
- [Announcer] I love Pear, Orange, Little Apple,
and Grandpa Lemon.
- [All] Aw!
- Once again, I was not invited.
- [Announcer] "Hey, Orange, bowl a strike."
- Okay, here we go.
(Orange whooshes) (pins clatter)
Wow, that hurt.
Man, do I feel like a pinhead. (laughs)
Owie!
- [Announcer] "One like gives the gang legs and arms."
- Legs and arms for every like?
Well that seems like it'd be real handy. (laughs)
Whoa. - Yes!
This is awesome!
- True, but what happens when a second person
likes the video?
- Oh.
Yeah, we definitely didn't think about that.
(like icon dings) (all screaming)
- [Announcer] "Every Ask Orange episode
"all of your jokes are super funny."
- No, people think our videos are too funny!
They're liking it too much.
(all screaming)
- [Announcer] "Haha, this is funny."
(like icon dings)
- Well okay.
This is getting out of hand. (laughs)
(announcer laughs)
- Stop making jokes, dude!
- Yeah, the more jokes you make the more likes we get.
- Me, stop making jokes?
That'd be quite a feet. (laughs)
(all screaming)
- [Announcer] "Hi."
- Hi.
- [Announcer] "Hey, Orange, I want everyone to say
"'Hi, Kaylee.'"
- Ready everyone?
One, two, three.
- [All] Hi, Kaylee.
- Once again, I was not invited.
Hi, Kaylee.
- [Announcer] "Hey, Orange, pop."
- Huh? (screams)
(Orange grunts)
Whoa, it was just a dream. (laughs)
What a relief.
I thought for a moment there I was actually gonna
pop. (screams)
(can thuds)
(Orange grunts)
That was just a dream too?
Oh, thank goodness.
'Cause I definitely don't wanna be done in by a,
pop?
- It's me, son, your pop.
- Dad, is that you?
Wow, I'd huge you but I don't have any arms.
- (grumbles) Instead?
(both grumbling)
- [Announcer] "Orange, look out, it's a Pear-achu!"
- Sure enough!
- Pika.
(ball thuds) Ow!
Hey!
- [Announcer] "Orange, can you inhale like Kirby?"
- Here we go.
(sharply inhales)
- Once again I was not inhaled.
(upbeat electronic music)