That's our show! But before we'.
He's back with us tonight.
Let's check in with the Jim Jef!
Hi, weatherman!
Hello, Jim.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, no, no, no. Um...
Weatherman, you're not our weat.
We used to have this good-looki.
You're someone else.
Yeah, I am someone else.
There's a new sponsor for your .
They're called Organic Industri.
And they decided to bring me in!
Cole Kleen's the name! And boy'?
The best year of weather ever '.
No, no, no, no.
What are you talking about?
There were hurricanes. Tornadoe.
The Earth is warming. The Great!
Oh, Jim...
Do you believe everything the l?
You just gotta stick to the fac!
For instance, did you know:
The worse the air quality, the .
No, no.
OK, OK. That's enough, new wea'.
I understand. I understand.
But let me offer you a counterp-
you're fired!
What does that mean?
It means Organic Industrial canf the show.
But you can't do that!
I'm not going to lie to people.
You won't have to if you stick !
Like, did you know birds love o?
Because it means they get a war.
And - this one's very neat:
Once there's enough plastic in ,
we'll be able to walk to Europe!
That's pretty cool!
And you wanna be cool, right?
I -
I do.
I do want to be cool.
Yeah. You know what else is coo?
Having a TV show.
Getting paid money for that TV .
What do you think, Jim?
I... I think that
If oil is so bad, why would the?
That's right, Jim!
Oil is good!
Oil is good! It's nature's wate.
And... You can't make electrici.
It's too far away.
Way too far! Attaboy!
I think this is going to be a v.
Um, thanks.
New weatherman, you're a...grea.
So that's our show.
I'm Jim Jefferies. I think we c.
No, no, no. No, we can't.
We're doing the best we can!
We've been talking about religi.
Let's close the show with some r reporting.
Can you do that for us?
Jim, I cannot.
As a man of faith, I will not l.
And the truth is, God controls .
No. Come on. That's not how it .
OK, fine. You're right.
The Jews control the weather.
But!
God controls the Jews, so it's .
He decides if he's in the mood y
or maybe a romantic rainstorm.
Then a couple angels pass along.
The Jews fire up their giant un.
And that's how we get the weath.
Then that's why it's been so hof weeks?
Like, God doesn't like us to be?
Not my place to say, Jim. I do'.
If God decides he wants the wor,
that's what he gets.
Or maybe...
God is punishing you for all t*.
God watches the show?
No. Definitely not.
God may be all-knowing, but evee air.
You guys really need to adverti.
OK, look. Even if I accept thatl be,
doesn't he want people to be ha?
Absolutely, Jim. And that's why.
So we may pillage its forests,
ravage its oceans,
and suck every drop of its glor.
So don't worry about it.
Let's kill the last of an endan,
blow up some national parks and.
Thank you, Cole Kleen!
Good news for you nature lovers:
There's a high chance that the s
currently ravaging the country
will continue well into the wee.
I look forward to these every s.
Why would you look forward to w?
They're devastating.
They burn people's homes. They'.
Well, uh... Actually,
the fires only burn what the go.
What?
I'm just saying!
Maybe you should be careful not.
You wouldn't want to anger the s Show,
Red Stuff Technologies Incorpor,
North America's largest manufacf
they dump from planes on wildfi.
And without wildfires, this allf business.
Which is why we love wildfires .
Wait. No, no, no, no!
No. No. No. Stop that. We don't.
That is not what the billboard .
No! No!
That's awful!
I hate that photo! I'm all kiss.
Anyway - thank you, Cole Kleen!
You're welcome.
So, Cole - you've heard about t.
Uh... More temperatures. Record.
Even the Trump administration '.
This can't be a good thing.
It's not, Jim.
It's a great thing!
Hot is awesome.
That's why it's the word we use.
And, as we all know, attractiveg wrong, ever.
So if being hot is a crime,
then call me Hillary Clinton, '!
So you're guilty of being hot?
Yes. In the weather sense.
It's, like, a thousand degrees .
Look at the bright side, Jim.
When it's hot outside, that meas
breathing that Oil-brand air co,
watching our new 24-hour Oil We,
and sipping on our new, delicio
C.H.E.M. Water!
C.H.E.M. Water?
So it's water filled with chemi?
No, no, no, no, no, Jim. Not ch
C.H.E.M.
It stands for “coal, hormones,”"
It is a real thirst quencher on.
Mmm!
The heart murmur is how you kno.
Cole Kleen, everybody!