>> NEXT WEEK MARKS THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE SINKING OF
THE TITANIC. HERE WITH HIS SIDE OF THE STORY
IS THE ICEBERG WHO SANK THE TITANIC.
HERE TO EXPLAIN HIS SIDE OF THE STORY IS THE ICEBERG THAT SANK
THE TITANIC. >> HI, COLIN.
THANKS FOR HAVING ME. THIS IS ALWAYS A REALLY WEIRD
TIME OF YEAR FOR ME. >> I'M SURE.
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. AND I HAVE TO ASK YOU, WHAT WAS
GOING THROUGH YOUR HEAD THAT FATEFUL NIGHT?
>> THANK YOU FOR THAT QUESTION. YOU KNOW WHAT, IT WAS A REALLY
LONG TIME AGO. I'VE DONE A LOT OF REFLECTING TO
TRY TO MOVE PAST IT. IT'S ONE VERY SMALL PART OF ME
BUT THERE'S SO MUCH GOING ON BENEATH THE SURFACE THAT YOU
CAN'T SEE. >> OH, LIKE AN ICEBERG.
YEAH. WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO THE
FAMILIES OF THOSE WHO PERISHED IN THE COLD NORTH ATLANTIC
WATERS THAT NIGHT? >> OKAY, NO, NO, THESE ARE NOT
THE QUESTIONS WE DISCUSSED. THIS ISN'T VERY NICE, COLIN.
>> WHAT'S NOT NICE? >> I'M SORRY.
I THINK MY PUBLICIST WAS VERY CLEAR.
WE'RE NOT HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE SINKING.
>> WHAT ELSE SHOULD WE BE TALKING ABOUT?
>> I'M HERE TO PROMOTE MY ALBUM. >> I'M SORRY, YOU HAVE AN ALBUM?
>> YES, IT'S A HYPER-POP, EDM, NEW DISCO FANTASIA, IT'S CALLED
"MUSIC." >> YOUR ALBUM IS CALLED "MUSIC"?
>> YEAH, IT'S FUN, RIGHT? >> I JUST THINK MOST PEOPLE
WOULD RATHER HEAR MORE ABOUT THE TITANIC, RIGHT?
>> OH MY GOD, FINE. LET'S DO THIS.
FIRST OF ALL, YOU CAME TO WHERE I LIVE AND YOU HIT ME.
IT WAS MIDNIGHT, I WAS CHILLING AND THEN I HEAR THIS IRISH
CACOPHONY BEHIND ME. NOT TO BE OFFENSIVE BUT IT WAS
LIKE NA, NA, NA, NA. I'M SORRY BUT THAT'S WHAT THEY
SOUND LIKE. IT WAS FULL RIVERDANCE IN THE
PITCH BLACK AND BEFORE I CAN TURN AROUND AND BE LIKE, WHAT,
HALF MY ASS IS GONE, WHICH WAS MY BEST FEATURE.
AND I'M LITERALLY INJURED BUT ALL ANYBODY CARES ABOUT IS THAT
LIKE 40 OR 50 PEOPLE DIED, OR HOWEVER MANY.
>> LIKE, 1,500 PEOPLE. >> WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME?
YOU SAID YOU WOULD BE MY OPRAH, COLIN.
>> I NEVER SAID THAT. >> WELL, SOMEONE DID.
WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL TALKING ABOUT THIS?
THEY BUMPED INTO ME, WHICH IS INSANE.
SO, WHATEVER. BUT THEY'RE PLAYING THE VIOLIN
AND LIKE YELLING AND THE OLD PEOPLE ARE SPOONING ON THE BED
READY TO DIE. AND I WAS LIKE WATCHING THIS
LIKE OH MY GOD, THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT THIS.
>> IT JUST SEEMS LIKE YOU THINK YOU'RE THE VICTIM HERE.
>> EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT ME. NO ONE'S TALKING ABOUT THE
WATER! WHAT DID THE AUTOPSY SAY?
THEY ICEBERGED IT? NO, THEY DROWNED, BITCH!
THAT'S NOT ME, THAT'S WATER BUT NOBODY'S CANCELLING THE OCEAN.
>> YOU AREN'T TAKING ANY RESPONSIBILITY FOR THIS?
>> OBVIOUSLY I HATE THE FACT THAT LIKE 20 OR 30 PEOPLE DIED
OR WHATEVER. >> IT'S 1,500 PEOPLE.
>> OKAY, BUT IT'S LIKE HEY, WHITE STAR LINE, YOU BUILT A BAD
BOAT. IT DIDN'T WORK OUT.
THAT'S ON YOU, HONEY. NOW CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT MY
ALBUM? >> SURE.
>> THANK YOU. I'M REALLY PROUD OF IT.
IT'S 12 TRACKS, NO SKIPS, SWEAR TO GOD.
IT'S MY NEW SINGLE, I THINK YOU'LL LIKE IT, IT'S CALLED
"LOVER BOY." ♪♪♪
♪ COME ON OVER AND KISS ME BOY ♪
♪ HOLD MY HAND IN YOUR BRAND NEW HOUSE ♪
♪ I KNOW YOU DON'T EVER WANT TO MISS ME BOY ♪
♪ SO LET'S WATCH A MOVIE SPEND A NIGHT ♪
♪ IN YOUR HOUSE TOUCH ME WHILE THE ♪
♪ ROOM IS SPINNING KISS ME AND LET ME ♪
♪ EAT SOME DINNER WINE ME DINE ME ♪
♪ I HAD AN EARLY LUNCH AND I'M HUNGRY FOR YOU ♪
♪ LOVER BOY ♪♪♪ >> THE ICEBERG FROM "TITANIC,"
EVERYBODY. >> THAT'S NOT MY NAME.
>> FOR WEEKEND UPDATE, I'M COLIN JOST.