DONALD TRUMP WAS AWAY FROM THE WHITE HOUSE THIS WEEKEND, SO IT
WAS PRETTY MUCH LIKE EVERY OTHER WEEKEND SINCE HE BECAME THE
PRESIDENT.
BUT THIS TIME HE WAS ON HIS FIRST INTERNATIONAL TRIP T
VISITING SEVERAL COUNTRIES IN THE MID E8 EAST.
HIS FIRST STOP WAS SAUDI ARABIA.
TRUMP IS VISITING THE MUSLIM NATIONS AS PART OF HIS DON'T
COME TO US, WE'LL COME TO YOU TOUR.
TRUMP SPENT OVER A YEAR, HE SPENT OVER A YEAR JUST TRASH
TALKING MUSLIMS.
NOW HE'S GOING TO GO AND VISIT THEM WHICH IS A BIT LIKE WHEN
YOU BAD MOUTH YOUR FRIEND'S EX AND THEN THEY GET BACK TOGETHER.
YOU'RE LIKE YAY!
WHILE TRUMP WAS IN SAUDI ARABIA HE PARTICIPATED IN A TRADITIONAL
ALL-MALE SWORDS DANCE.
YES, WE HAVE THE VIDEO.
TAKE A LOOK.
(LAUGHTER) A GIANT ALL-MALE GROUP SWINGING
SWORDS ISN'T A GREAT DANCE.
BUT IT IS A GREAT METAPHOR FOR THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION.
NOW WE KNOW WHY HE'S CHANGED HIS TUNE ABOUT ISLAM.
HE GOT THERE, THEY ALL PULLED OUT SWORDS AND HE WAS LIKE, I
LOVE YOU SON.
TRUMP'S NEXT STOP ON THE TOUR WAS ISRAEL WHERE HE GREETED THE
PRESIDENT OF ISRAEL BY SAYING THIS, LISTEN CAREFULLY.
>> REX, OUR SECRETARY OF STATE HAS DONE AN INCREDIBLE JOB.
WE JUST GOT BACK FROM THE MIDDLE EAST.
HMMMM.
ONLY PROBLEM IS HE IS IN ISRAEL AND ISRAEL IS IN THE MIDDLE
EAST.
THAT WOULD BE LIKE ME COMING OUT HERE SAYING GREAT TO BE HERE IN
LOS ANGELES, I JUST GOT BACK TO CALIFORNIA.
IF YOU THINK THAT FLUB WAS EMBARRASSING, YOU'RE NOT ALONE.
TAKE A LOOK AT THE GUY ON THE FAR RIGHT.
>> WE JUST GOT BACK FROM THE MIDDLE EAST.
(LAUGHTER) (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
THAT MAN IS ALL OF US EVERY DAY.
NOW WHILE IN ISRAEL TRUMP VISITED A SACRED HISTORICAL
SITE, THE WESTERN WALL, HE WASN'T PRAYING AT THE WALL, HE
WAS SHOPPING.
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL STONE, BEAUTIFUL STONE.
HOW MUCH OF 2,000 MILES OF THIS WALL COST.
NOW THIS MORNING TRUMP FOLLOWED THE TRADITION OF PLACING A SMALL
PRAYER INSIDE THE WALL.
WE'VE GOT A PICTURE OF HIM THERE.
AND TONIGHT YOU GUESSED IT, HIS ARM IS STILL STUCK IN THAT WALL.
NOW WE HAVE TO SHOW YOU THIS.
WHILE GETTING OFF THE PLANE IN ISRAEL DONALD TRUMP REACHED FOR
HIS WIFE'S HAND AND MELANIA WAS NOT HAVING ANY OF IT.
WATCH CLOSELY HERE.
(APPLAUSE) LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S SLEEPING ON
THE AIR FORCE ONE COUCH TONIGHT.
WHEN THEY SAW THAT, EVEN THE ISRAELIS AND THE PALESTINIANS
WERE LIKE WOW, THOSE TWO DO NOT GET ALONG.
BUT THE THING EVERYBODY'S TALKING ABOUT FROM THIS MIDDLE
EAST TRIP IS A WEIRD PHOTO TRUMP POSED FOR WITH THE LEADERS OF
EGYPT AND SAUDI ARABIA WHERE THEY ALL PLACED THEIR HANDS ON
THIS STRANGE GLOWING GLOBE.
STH A REAL PHOTO, TAKE A LOOK.
I MEAN IS THAT AN INTERNATIONAL SUMMIT OR THE LEGION OF DOOM?
THINGS GOT EVEN WEIRDER WHEN TRUMP KEPT PICKING UP AND ASKING
IT QUESTIONS LIKE A MAGIC EIGHT BALL, LIKE HOW MUCH LONGER WILL
BE ANY OFFICE.
BUT YOU KNOW, EVEN THOUGH THIS PHOTO SEEMS WEIRD AND IT IS,
LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE.
IT'S JUST NICE TO SEE TRUMP GRABBING SOME BALLS FOR A