Warning: The Following SCP reading contains descriptions of graphic violence and other
"Not Safe for Work" material. Viewer discretion is advised.
Item #: SCP-2089
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: The domains containing SCP-2089 are to be blocked from
all public service providers. Any original or re-posted content related to SCP-2089-1
(including videos, images, gifs, comments and fan-derived works) are to be taken down
by Foundation Agents. Personnel actively viewing SCP-2089-1 related content are to be rotated
on a bi-weekly basis.
Information pertaining to the location of SCP-2089-1 is to be reported to the project
lead. Current research has proven inconclusive.
Description: SCP-2089 refers to a blog located on the site www.██████████.com.
The blog features images, videos and other related content centered around the user named
"John_████████_Is_Here" (referred to as SCP-2089-1). SCP-2089-1 claims to be
male, and wears a hooded jacket resembling a skeleton. Audio samples taken from videos
of SCP-2089-1 have proven inconclusive in supporting this claim.
SCP-2089-1 and its blog feature a Q&A style format, in which users ask questions and SCP-2089-1
provides appropriate responses through comments. SCP-2089-1 is noted to immediately answer
most questions asked, regardless of the time of day.
Videos posted by SCP-2089-1 feature the entity inside a dark room. The topic of these videos
discuss questions SCP-2089-1 failed to respond to, references to other blogs, and subjects
pertaining to SCP-2089's followers. In 48% of recorded videos, SCP-2089-1 will attempt
to commit suicide, with only 11% of those attempts being successful. Following videos
indicate no physical harm inflicted onto SCP-2089-1.
Any follower who regularly views content related to SCP-2089-11 becomes an instance of SCP-2089-2
Foot note 1: Looking at related content consistently (>30 minutes per day) for approximately one
week will result in an instance of SCP-2089-2
All instances of SCP-2089-2 re-post and create new content related to SCP-2089-1 whenever
possible. Instances of SCP-2089-2 are noted to post content indicating a marked prejudice
against SCP-2089-1. Some of the content includes:
Comments expressing dislike towards SCP-2089-1 Fan art depicting SCP-2089-1 being physically
harmed Encouraging SCP-2089-1 to commit suicide.
"Anti-Blogs" established by followers to expose others to SCP-2089-1 related content.
As of 9/25/20██, SCP-2089 has 10,872 followers.
Interview Log:
The following is an interview of a subject (referred to as D-90327) conducted by Junior
Researcher Roger ██████. The subject was exposed to SCP-2089-1 related content
for two weeks. Note that the subject has expressed disliking towards explicit content prior to
exposure.
Begin Log>
Researcher: Hello, D-90327. I will be interviewing you today.
D-90327: Ok.
Researcher: How do you feel about SCP-2089-1?
D-90327: [shrugs] Don't like him.
Researcher: What is it that you particularly don't like about him?
D-90327: I told you. I don't like him.
Researcher: Ok, fine. Why do you think others might dislike SCP-2089-1?
D-90327: For shits and giggles, mainly.
Researcher: What would you say is the motive behind this hatred?
D-90327: [chuckles] For fun. It's more like a … well, I guess like a high, right?
Head Researcher: Interesting. Why do you think…
D-90327 takes out a piece of paper from the back of his pocket. Words are written on the
paper. Half of it is written is ink, while the rest appears to be written in blood.
D-90327: Hold that thought, doc. Check out what I made.
D-90327 hands over the paper. Upon closer inspection, it is a poem titled "Fuck John".
Researcher: Huh. [holds the paper up to the light] Did you write this in blood?
D-90327: Oh, yeah. I didn't have a pen, so I just picked at this scab on my arm. [rolls
up sleeve] Can you believe it's been there for three weeks? Anyways, considering how
many times I picked at this thing, it probably took me three days to make that. I think I
can even post it online. What do you think?
D-90327 glares at the researcher. A smile slowly spreads across his face.
Researcher: Uhh … I'll think about it.
Conclusion: The paper was confiscated from D-90327 after the interview. Approval to test
if the paper exhibits the same effects of other SCP-2089-1 related content is currently
pending.
Addendum 2089-01: The following is an excerpt recorded from a video posted by SCP-2089-1.
SCP-2089-1 is facing the camera
Hey guys, it's John here. And today marks our 10,000th follower special. To celebrate,
we're going to first ask some questions by some of my fans. First question.
Asked by Anonymous: Have you drank bleach today?
Good question, anon. I'll get back to you on that later. Next question.
Asked by ExplodingPopTart: Hi. I really love your blog. I'm just wondering: How do you
deal all the haters?
Oh, my haters. Should I even call them that? How about fans? I live for them. But I really
know they love me. Next question.
Asked by Anonymous: How do we know you're not an attention whore?
Hi again, anon. I promise I'll answer you later. Next question.
Asked by Aryanne: Disgusting as fuck. I want to kill all of you. And nuke whoever decided
to make this shithole of a god damn blog.
I agree with you on a lot of things. Don't kill everyone, though. You can kill me, and
I'll be ok with it. [chuckle] Next question.
Asked by Anonymus: Why are you a faggot?
You know, now that I think about it, I've always been a faggot. Not a bundle of sticks,
but rather a legitimate, internet faggot. To answer your question, I owe my faggotry
to my amazing followers.
But I would especially like to thank anon. Thanks anon. I can always rely on you.
Addendum 2089-02: The following is a list of notable SCP-2089-1 related content taken
down by Foundation Agents.
Item: SCP-2089-I-374 Date Posted: 06/14/20██
Description: A video recorded by SCP-2089-1 featuring itself using a circular saw to cut
off its left arm. SCP-2089-1 proceeds to hold its severed limb with its remaining arm and
waves towards the camera. This continues for 33 seconds until SCP-2089-1 passes out, presumably
from blood loss. Notable Comments:
MrBRASIL: What kind of idiot uses a circular saw?
Item: SCP-2089-I-789 Date Posted: 07/23/20██
Description: A piece of art painted by an instance of SCP-2089-2. The picture features
a pornographic image of SCP-2089-1 being [REDACTED] by the artist.
Notable Comments:
Aryanne: This is my new fetish.
Item: SCP-2089-I-1026 Date Posted: 07/30/20██
Description: A comment posted by an instance of SCP-2089-2:
MrBRASIL: I found the address of where John_████████_Is_Here lives. Reblog so we can find him and castrate
his nuts.
Notable Comments: All replies to SCP-2089-I-1026 contained the
following:
#johnsnuts
Item: SCP-2089-I-1282 Date Posted: 08/01/20██
Description: A post made in response to SCP-2089-I-1026:
Aryanne: Nice try, BRASIL. I drove my car all the way upstate to reach the foot of Bitch
Mountain. Bitch. Freaking. Mountain. I'm not even kidding you. Search that shit up right
now.
I'm not even mad. WP, BRASIL.
Notable Comments:
MrBRASIL: I killed John already. I stuck my rod into him, then cut off his balls. Done.
Aryanne: Send me a pic. MrBRASIL: Snapchat me.
Aryanne: iight
Item: SCP-2089-I-1297 Date Posted: 08/02/20██
Description: An image of SCP-2089-1 and another person, presumably an instance of SCP-2089
-2. A caption underneath the image reads:
Whoo! Met one of my fans yesterday in person! We were craaaazy, but we had a lot of fun.
Notable Comments:
MrBRASIL: The fuck is this? John, how the hell do you do this? I have your testicles
in a jar, and you're here all smiling and shit? Maybe I need to come over there and
teach you another lesson. John_████████_Is_Here: haha
you're saying I don't have balls. #iceewutudidthare Aryanne: BRASIL, you fail.
MrBRASIL: I'll show you the things right now. Give me a sec.
MrBRASIL: Wait, what the hell? They're not here. The jar is here, but it's empty.
Aryanne: Blame OP.
Item: SCP-2089-I-1339 Date Posted: 08/04/20██
Description: An image of an instance of SCP-2089-2. The person is standing in front of a mountainous
landscape. A caption underneath the photo reads:
Went to the address again. And it's Bitch Goddamn Mountain.
Notable Comments:
Aryanne: I don't know what place you went to. I told you it's Bitch Mountain.
MrBRASIL: I'm telling you, it was a real place. I found a house. One of those fancy two stories.
I barged in and found John cornered up in his room, tapping away on a mac. A fucking
mac of all things.
Anyway, I came in, did my thing. I cut off his nuts, let him bleed to death. I washed
off his nuts and placed them in my jar. Then I drove away. No one said a thing. Aryanne,
You have the pic I sent you?
Aryanne: Yeah ... I forgot to save it when you sent it to me.
MrBRASIL: You dense motherfucker. Aryanne: Whatever. It was John, anyway. I
don't want that cluttering up my computer. inb4 I told you so.
MrBRASIL: Remind me how John is still breathing? Aryanne: Beats me. Maybe he wants to stay
alive? MrBRASIL: I don't get what your saying.
Aryanne: John is an entertainer. We can't have him dead. Balls bleeding, yeah. But dead?
You'd have to be dense. MrBRASIL: Suppose you have a point.
Aryanne: Can you be sure if it actually happened? MrBRASIL: Are you ed? I sent you a pic
Aryanne: Nope. Don't have it. MrBRASIL: I'll send the pic.
MrBRASIL: I ... lost the pic.
Recovery Log: On 09/26/20██, Foundation Agents used the address obtained from SCP-2089-I-1026
in an attempt to locate SCP-2089-1. Personnel arrived at Bitch Mountain, located in Chesterfield,
New York. To date, SCP-2089-1 has not been found.
Personnel recovered several items surrounding the area. Among these items included:
A hooded jacket similar to the one worn by SCP-2089-1
Knives, needles and other sharp objects coated in blood. DNA analysis proves that it is from
a Caucasian male, estimated to be 18-20 years old.
An unfinished painting of a male figure. Inscribed in blood are the words "Never die". DNA analysis
confirms that it does not match with the blood found on other objects.
Note from Agent Thompson: To this day, it still baffles me that we were given a concrete
address. Our GPS satellites confirmed that the address is in fact, a two story house
like the user "MrBRASIL" stated. As we drove there the surroundings began to shift from
an interstate highway to a dirt road lined with trees. No one even noticed it. When we
arrived at Bitch Mountain, it was disheartening.
We received news that the Foundation sent a Mobile Task Force to the same address. A
small team was dispatched on a helicopter. However, the same thing happened to them.
An Agent reported seeing the landscape change from dense woods to rocky mountains right
before her very eyes. To this day, we don't know why this occurs.
We may be dealing with a fad. But it is clear that whoever is behind it doesn't want anyone
to interfere.
Addendum 2089-03: The following is an excerpt of a recorded video posted by an instance
of SCP-2089-2.
SCP-2089-1 is seen facing the camera inside a dimly lit room. SCP-2089-1 then diverts
its attention away from the screen. Note that SCP-2089-1 is wearing a mask in place of its
traditional hooded jacket. An unidentified male voice speaks:
You know what to do?
SCP-2089 -1 nods. It faces the camera again.
Hey everyone. It's John here. By popular request, I will be performing a bit of … fan service,
if you will. [pause] Do I have to?
Yes.
Alright, give me.
SCP-2089-1 receives a piece of wire tied into the shape of a noose. SCP-2089-1 then walks
towards the ceiling fan located the center of the room. A chair is below the fan, allowing
SCP-2089-1 to climb up and attach the noose to the fan. SCP-2089-1 then places its head
inside the noose. SCP-2089-1 kicks the chair beneath it, allowing itself to hang.
SCP-2089-1 is heard gagging and gasping for several seconds. The fan holding the noose
breaks, and SCP-2089-1 falls to the floor with the fan on top of it. A male figure is
seen approaching SCP-2089-1.
Yep. That'll do.
The figure tosses the fan to the side to look at SCP-2089-1. Closer observation indicates
several cuts on the neck of SCP-2089-1, presumably from the wire. SCP-2089-1 continues to gag,
coughing up blood as it speaks.
I … I did it.
The unidentified male turns SCP-2089-1's head over, revealing a fracture in its skull.
Wow. A clean break. I'm saving this.
The figure pulls out a mobile device and takes a picture of SCP-2089-1.
[cough] Are you pleased?
Yes. Very.
Then I'm [cough] p-p-pleased.
The figure picks up SCP-2089-1 and places it into a chair. The figure then pushes the
chair towards the camera so that the viewer can get a closer image of SCP-2089-1.
This is John. Say hi, John.
Hi. [cough]
SCP-2089-1 coughs up blood. A splatter stains the upper left corner of the screen.
John is an entertainer. You followers expect torture, rape, castration, suicide. And John
gives you exactly that. Isn't that right, John?
SCP-2089-1 nods. The figure spins the chair around to reveal the back of SCP-2089-1's
head. The camera zooms in on SCP-2089-1's skull fracture.
We keep John alive. Because he is an entertainer. The closer to the brink of death, the better.
But we keep him alive. [pause] Now, don't get me wrong. We laugh, joke, have fun. But
a dead entertainer is not an entertainer at all. Allow me to demonstrate.
The camera lens zooms out. Shuffling is heard in the background for about a minute. SCP-2089-1's
head is struck with a blunt object, furthering opening up its wound. SCP-2089-1's brain is
exposed. Blood is seen pouring out of the wound.
Exciting, isn't it? Don't worry, he's very much alive. Just give him time.
The figure pushes SCP-2089-1's body off the chair and proceeds to sit on it. The figure
glances at the body lying on the floor.
Thank you, John. I'm honestly sorry for you having to deal with that amateur. I promise
you won't get hurt again.
The figure faces the camera. The camera zooms in so that the figure's face occupies the
screen.
And in case you haven't realized it, this is directed towards you, MrBRASIL. Bitch Mountain
is where he stays. He belongs to me.
I told you so, didn't I?
The following is a comment in response to the video:
ExplodingPopTart: What the hell is wrong with you sick, demented people? You're telling
me you ENJOY seeing an innocent person get brutally murdered?
Aryanne: >Follower of John's Blog
>Offended by Content
Get a load of this guy.
Approval to take down SCP-2089 is currently pending.