But we made a spreadsheet of things
that you and Luke both like.
But nothing matched.
Okay, what I'm hearing is excuses and incompetence,
and I'm not gonna pay for either of those.
Hello, Perry.
Hey... um.
Tabitha! You know, my name is Tabitha!
We broke up two days ago!
Thought you looked familiar.
Have you met my new girlfriend, Mallory?
We're going to the dance together.
It's true. These have been the best two days of my life!
See around, Tonya.
You know it's Tabitha!
Hey, dummy.
Is everything ready? Perry's here
and I need him to see how much I don't need him.
I don't need you!
We've rehearsed the performance,
and I think you're gonna be very happy.
Good. Because if I'm not happy, I'm going to be very unhappy.
That means you don't get paid,
which'll make me a little happy.
Life is funny.
[everyone] Luke!
Hey, Lex. Hey, Tabitha.
Oh, good, you're here. And you're wearing that?
Okay. Well, I'm going to go get ready to act surprised.
- Hey, Luke. - Oh, hey, Lex.
Are you ready for the dance-posal?
Yeah, I'm actually kinda excited.
Okay, just remember at the end to stand next to Ty.
When he unzips his hoody, the shirts will say,
"Go to the dance with me Tabitha?"
and you'll be right there.
On it. I think this will be a performance you won't forget.
And remember, no smiling. Tabitha hates that.
Oh, right. It's too bad, because you have a great one.
[horn blowing]
May I have your attention, please?
Hope you're having a good time on a brand new patio,
The Moo Garden.
[cheering]
Now, let me tell you something about following your dreams.
Get on with it, dummy!
Right. Now, my friend Luke has planned something special
for someone special.
Three, two, one!
Throwing down those ribbons is not on my spreadsheet.
Time to switch things up.
Please welcome the Altudisberg High School Marching Band.
[music playing, cheering]
What is going on?!
I hate music especially when it's moving.
This is not what we rehearsed. Wh-What are you doing?!
I can't hear you! Tuba!
[music playing]
Balloons with color? This isn't what we agreed on!
I know. This is... actually way better.
[music playing]
[drumroll]
Ty, where are you going?!
[drumroll]
Wanna go to the dance with me?
Yes.
[cheering]
[both] Confetti cannon!
[laughing]
I know you said you wanted to do the job,
but I had a feeling
that this was what you really wanted.
You were right. Thank you.
I supported this although I've been silently terrified
that you'd be enraged but you seem happy.
I am. You two are the best.
You dummies, he asked out the wrong person!
This whole thing was supposed to make Perry jealous.
Tabitha, this whole thing was supposed to make me jealous?
I only asked out Mallory to make you jealous.
[everyone gasping]
[screaming]
The Jaguar's out of control.
But I'm still gonna try my signature power loop anyway.
[groaning]
Balloons! The Jaguars one weakness!
Jaguar down!
So... will you go to the dance with me?
[screaming]
[groaning]
Oh, hello.
[groaning]
Wait. Did you plan that as your dance-posal?
- Uh. - Wow, Perry. Great thinking.
Hiring a guy to fall from the sky
and deliver a balloon bouquet to Tabatha.
Yeah, I mean... gray balloons are her favorite.
That was so dramatic. Yes, I'll go with you.
Not being with you has been the worst two days of my life.
Looks like we're getting paid after all. Nice work.
Right back at ya.
I know it's not the dance yet,
but... you wanna get a head start?
Let's do it. Music.
[music playing]