My frisky ponies, I am the kind of guy I've started to realize who doesn't really want to
Learn new things. I don't want to do my research and development. But this is this is a bad thing
This is like the definition of insanity. I keep doing the same thing over and over expecting a different result
No more
Specifically I'm looking at the dating world the dating
arena the dating meat-grinder
And what I'm realizing is I've never done my proper research into potential mates. We like
Myers-briggs here, right and personality typing so this is where I've got to go now. Everyone says the infj my type the best
partner or whatever is the ENFP
Is this true, I've got to do some research. I've got to look into it for myself
I've got to do some investigative journalism the best way to do this is to turn to
the Internet and
Specifically tumblr, I'm gonna learn a thing or two. I need to figure out is this gonna work? Should I even waste my time?
I need I need to know what is an ENFP
girlfriend all about we might have to do every type we might get through all 16 types and I'll realize oh
I think my best option is to just
Let's just forget about it. Let's just forget I said anything. I'm almost at that point
So here it is here the ENFP girlfriend this was created by the talented Holly Haze
So, let's see. What an ENFP girlfriend is all about. Let's see if this is gonna be suitable for me
Maybe I'll take some of these things and put it in my next dating profile. And you know, I'm looking for this if
If I "F" with this, but maybe I won't you know, I hate not being the center of your attention anon
So an ENFP girlfriend is gonna want to be the center of your attention
This so this is not off to a rip-roaring start, but we'll see maybe it gets better from there
I don't I I I'm not sure I can deal with someone who needs to be the center of attention
The other thing is this is authoritative. I mean, this is it's from the internet. So it's got to be true, correct?
All right. Number two. I was bored yesterday. So I cheated on you
This is going well. I think this is looking more and more like my ideal match. Hey anon
I just wanted to check in and make sure you were doing all right
Cute smiley face now, this is wholesome. I like this. This is what I'm looking for in a potential GF
Just checking in to see if I'm alright. The answer is usually gonna be no, but thanks for checking in
Don't tell me what to do
And I like how she hits don't I can just imagine this pink haired girl screaming at me check her out here
She's got the pink hair
So, you know, she's a little bit alternative but not only that she has the unicorn horn sticking out of her head
That's even more special and I'd like special people
Anon won't you come cuddle me to squeeze out the existential angst, you know in my dating life. I have dated people who had
existential angst and people who didn't and
I can tell you that it's a bit more fun to be with the people who don't but
There's a danger and the people who do and that's attractive in its own way. So it's sort of like
You give it's a give and take I wonder if the ENFP
girlfriend would care about ad reads in the middle of a video because I've got to tell you really quick about
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Next we have hyper
All caps very large and very pixelated to emphasize
How hot the hyperness is not hot in terms of attractiveness
But just like literal temperature if we were to if there was a meter for the hyperness
It's breaking the needle off it's okay to have feelings. You know, usually girls tell me it's not okay to have feelings
Please stop good grades aren't even that important. Anyway, I know right
Is the kind of girl I want who knows what's important what isn't important passing school?
It's not a big deal
But the important thing is you learned something right? Am I right you learned in the school of hard knocks at the very least
What did you mean when you said that I should learn how to think for myself instead of just mindlessly rebelling against the crowd?
Do enfps do that?
Do they just they mindless? Yeah, they do. They just mindlessly, they're like everyone's doing that
I'm doing the opposite. I hate the stupid unicorn stereotype, but if I could clone one I would
showing a little bit of industriousness as well that you want a
Clone a unicorn but what would you do with two unicorns? I'm not sure
Start a unicorn ride company. So the ENFP girlfriend laughs at her own jokes
Well, she'll get along well with me because I've been known to do that
occasionally...
from time to time. Smiles while low-key manipulating you. All right. All right. That sounds good
That sounds like someone I want to spend a lot of time with I haven't shaved my armpits in two years
So when it comes to women and armpit hair my opinion might be a little bit
Never mind, let's just pretend I didn't say anything. Okay. Let's just move moving on. I wrote a song. Can I read it to you?
Happy face.
I wrote a song can I read it to you?
You know, this is looking less and less appealing as I go on and of course, this is all
Extremely true everything in here. Yeah
I know I said I was gonna finish that project but that was before I discovered this one
It appears that ENFP girls don't have a ton of stick-to-itiveness. I know what I said, but that was yesterday
They live from day to day what they said yesterday
Not so important. I'm not sure if that is
Something that I'm gonna love or hate. Let's meet I have an idea
less than three
If I can't get attention from you then I'll get it from your best friend
Well, haha joke's on you buddy, because I don't have a best friend
Okay, I know that the test said ENFP, but I really can't decide whether I'm that or an INFP actually
Is it possible to be an I ENFP? Hahaha, it's probably because I'm so different. Maybe they should study me. Haha
I also really think I'm more rational than a feeler is so ENTP really fits. Me too
I also identify with the INFJ description. And by the way, what's the difference between ESFP and ENFP?
Anyway, it says here that ENFJs are happy. And so am I
But I really think that I'm like on the barrier between E and I and J and P. So I really could be anything
Yeah, not all ENFPs are sweet and happy we have a dark side too you know
Saying that with pink hair and a purple dress. By the way, did I tell you I'm moving to Guam next week?
Because they're impulsive they just do stuff without thinking of the consequences stuff like moved to Guam
The U.S. Territory, well, I don't know guys after all that I'm really not sure that an ENFP girlfriend is right for me
I think I've got to look at some other ones to figure it out. Let me know in the comments
What you thinking about this if I've got any ENFPs there tell me?
How true this is. Is it a little true very true completely true.
I need to know my frisky ponies. Thanks so much for watching smash like on this video if you liked it if this video gets
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Stay cool and attractive!