♪ Hey there, neighbor! ♪
♪ Can I come inside? ♪
♪ Come on, neighbor ♪
AJ: Eh. That was a little weak...
Peter: Agreed.
AJ: How 'bout this...
Let's change the blocking a little.
I go "♪ Hey there neighbor ♪"
And then put your hand out to stop me from coming in.
♪ Hey there ♪ *Laughs*
♪ Hey there, neighbor ♪
♪ Can I come insi- ♪
ahhhh!
AJ: If you actually grab my hand this time...
Peter: Okay, I'll try.
Peter: Where's the key?
Peter: Oh, right here?
AJ: Yeah. It'll be right here.
Peter: So if I go... here...
AJ: Yeah!
Peter: Is his hand covering any faces?
*Camera man* No
♪ Show whats inside- ♪
Peter: I didn't even act!
Peter - Annnnnndddddd [Unnitelligeble Sounds]
AJ: Or maybe I should go like this, same spot
[clattering]
[shoes squeaking on the floor]
AJ: One more you looked a little too scared. Just do a little more like,
"THERE YOU ARE YOU PEST"
Peter: So am I not surprised by the power outage?
Every time you're surprised you're not worried or scared. You're always like. "Oh! That guy again!"
♪ Word to the wise to stay out of my basement ♪
AJ: Awesome, okay, stay out Peter.
Peter: Oh, right! Yes.
AJ: Alright, s- Gwendolyn, also walk away for now.
Okay, and now you can go back and turn the light on...
AJ: And then leave again.
*Camera man* Action!
AJ: Awh
Hold on, I wanna just do that again...
Cuz like, landing *stamps foot* like that seems stupid...
*Camera man* Do you need something creepy to be in the cupboard?
*Random voice*Yeah...
AJ: Should I be looking this way or that way?
Peter: [behind camera] No, yea, that way!
AJ: Ok
Do you want me to crouch more or...
Peter: That's really good!
AJ: Or we have it not on there... and I just take it.
*mumbling* See if it will go that way...
Oh!
Ahhhhh!
Peter: Um, Take the filter off.
*Camera man* This?
Peter: Ye- the third front one, yeah.
*Camera man* Is this attached to it?
Peter: Yea, those are all screwed to each other.
AJ: I was wondering if we could actually pull back, zoom out and then
*Random voice* Door?
AJ: Yea and open the door and pass through
*Camera man* Do it again.
*mumbled* AJ: Alright.
*Camera man* AJ's like "I get to eat another cookie!"
AJ: Uh huh!
We still rolling?
*Camera man* A- yep!
Still rolling!
AJ: Oh I gotta finish this now, this was a mistake!
*Camera man* EAT THE COOKIE, FINISH THE COOKIE!
AJ: I can't eat it faster. *laughs*
*Camera man* What are you doing Peter?
*Snip, snip*
AJ: I can't wait until like, the wind blows this out of the way, just so I jump and...
AHH!
*Camera man* Rolling!
AJ: AHHHHHH!
Peter: [behind the camera] I saw the thing come up into frame...
Alright, we're still rolling.
Peter: Moustache?
AJ: This is you're workout for today! You're doing squats!
*Camera man* Both!
No...
*Camera man* Action!
Oooh!!
Peter: And then it stabs through Nate's foot...
Nate: Argg!
*Camera man* Action!
*Random voice* Woah, that was sh*t.
AJ: Except the focus reset apparently...
Sorry...
Peter: Get it right this time...
AJ: It wasn't my fault!
Peter: Get it right this time...
*Camera man* It wasn't my fault!
Peter: I didn't like the focus.
[BG track] ♪ I'll never ever show whats inside! ♪
[BG track and AJ] ♪ Can I see whats in your basement? ♪
AJ: Help! Help!
He got me!
Ahh! AHH!
AJ: Oh, you're not wearing your gloves.
♪ Stay out of my basement! ♪
♪ I'll never ever show whats inside! ♪
AJ: Not bad! We should do another one, I feel like we might have lost you off the screen a little bit.
*Off camera voice* Are you chewing gum?
[AJ swallows the gum]
There is a garbage right there...
AJ: I am a garbage.
I cannot see those at all!
What? These cards?
Well there's not much better way for him to hold 'em.
What should we do? Duct tape them to his hand?
Beard: Just like duct tape them right here!
No, we're good, this is fine!
We're gonna look at the camera-
Beard: Where is it?
AJ: ... or where we imagine the camera to be.
I'm gonna say "HEY CLOSE THE DOOR!"
Or something like that... I don't know.
Hey close the door!
I don't remember how it goes...
I don't have to, I can drop this. [laughter]
And then Bonnie Bunny says "Yea, seriously, we're in the middle of a hand!"
Wanna switch?
Peter: Well, I'm rolling!
What the crap are these cards!?!
Who invited this freak??
You can see that I can't tell that I get the back
There's like no good way for him to hold them.
Do we need to take it again or is it good?
Peter: I'm just rolling because this is funny!
[laughter]
AJ/Strongbad: I think I have cards... I don't know. Do I have cards right now?
Yes.
You're holding them. Slightly.
AJ/Strongbad: Okay, enough, let's play 52 pickup, let's go!
You guys want to play Monopoly instead?