- Got a nice butthole, it turns out.
Saf tells me my butthole looks nice.
(upbeat music)
It's been one year since we tried long-wear lipsticks.
- And since then we have lady tested a lot of things.
- But it turns out there are more lipsticks to try.
- There are always more lipsticks to try.
- It's Ladylike, and we're testing liquid lipsticks.
- Again.
- Test One: Drink some damn bubble tea.
- Test Two: Kiss a hottie.
- AKA a picture of an old celebrity crush.
- Test Three: Eat a damn piece of pizza.
- It's been one year of ladyliking, lady testing,
and lady approving.
- It feels like it's been light years
since we've tried long-wear lipsticks.
We've come a long way.
- I remember the shoot a year ago,
and it was a crazy ass shoot.
I think today will go a bit smoother.
- No, I think I was a Test Friend last year.
- I'm super excited to get back into Lipstick Olympics.
It was our first Olympics ever,
our first Ladylike video ever.
- Let's do it!
I have NYX Lingerie, color Exotic.
Oh.
Oh, my lips feel really dry already.
I think it has to dry a little bit
for the color to really set in.
It's also kinda making my lips look wrinkly.
I feel like there's a lot of wrinkles on my lips,
but I think it'll last a day.
- I have Kat Von D Lolita lipstick.
I can't apply it as gracefully as others can,
but I tried my best.
I straight up don't know if I've ever put this on.
No detectable smell.
Kinda feel like a picture bride.
All made up, nowhere to go.
- I can't believe this is Jen's first
liquid lipstick experience, and we're all here with her.
I have Colourpop Ultra Matte Lip in Beeper.
I will say that it's not completely dried down,
which means it's kind of comfortable,
but that makes me nervous about its chances later on
because it hasn't fully clung to every little bit of my lip.
See, you can already see a little bit on my teeth.
The pizza might take it down.
- So I have a Kylie liquid lipstick in Candy K.
It looks on my lips pretty similar
to how it looks on the tube, which is kind of nice.
Application was really smooth.
Kylie's colors are notorious for staying on the entire day.
I'm gonna put that to the test.
- [Safiya] I like how it looks right now a lot.
We'll see how it looks at the end of the day.
- [Freddie] Ooh, this is gonna be a hard one.
I'm excited.
- Test number one.
- [Chantel] Drink some damn bubble tea.
- We chose boba because the straws are usually quite fat.
If you need to drink some boba, you got to get around it.
- Freddie. - Alright, Freddie!
- Okay, let's take a look at my rim before I start.
- Okay, I'm gonna zoom in.
Yeah, so it's, uh...
- It's there.
- It's there, but I wouldn't say it's bad.
- Ooh.
- [Safiya] Looks clean to me.
- Crumblies.
- Oh, you see crumblies?
- Are there crumbles? Hold on.
- [Jen] Oh yeah, you can see they went right here.
- I don't feel hopeless just yet, but there are crumbles,
and... There are crumbles.
So who's next?
- I'm not quiet dried down, which makes it feel nice,
but that makes me almost sure that you'll have a full ring
around this bad boy.
- Little bit. - There we go.
- Tiny bit.
- I kinda wanna lip it a little bit more.
- [Chantel] I will say it's a little more than Freddie's.
- Totally.
And it's because I'm a little wetter than Freddie.
What?
(laughing)
- I have an iced green tea with boba,
a patented favorite.
I can't get the bobes!
- Keep sucking, Chantie, keep sucking.
Do not stop.
- Whoa.
- [Safiya] Anything?
- [Jen] There's a little something along the white.
- There's just a teeny tiny part.
Just a tinge of dusty rose.
Mouth feels okay.
- How are the shrivel lips, though?
- [Safiya] I see a little wrinkle.
Your butthole looks pretty nice, though.
- [Freddie] Oh yeah.
- I've got a nice butthole, it turns out.
- I got red boba.
I think it's Thai Red, is what it said on the menu,
so I don't actually know what that means.
I think there's like, no, it's smudged.
You can see there's like a little bit.
It's very hard to tell even with the naked eye.
- [Safiya] How does your butthole feel?
- Well, let me tell you. I have a terrible diet.
I think it's staying on pretty well.
My mouth doesn't feel that dry.
- [Safiya] How's the boba?
- [Jen] It's really good.
- Cheers!
- Your lips do look nice, though.
- Yours are really nice. - Very dignified, classy.
- [Jen] Thank you.
- [Safiya] It's a great color.
Test number two: kiss a hottie on the lips.
By hottie, I mean I printed out a few pictures of
our early childhood crushes.
- My childhood crush was none other than Simba himself.
- My celebrity crush was Norah Jones, circa 2008.
- Of One Tree Hill fame, Mr. Chad Michael Murray.
- JC Chasez was a long lasting one, let's say.
I was always an NSYNC girl
and JC was always number one in my heart
even though JT may be number one on the charts.
- See, as a child I definitely was into young Simba
because we were kind of on the same playing field
but now that I'm looking at it
grown man Simba, mmm hmm.
- I saw her in an episode of 30 Rock when they were
doing a parody of We Are the World.
She is the singer that says,
"And only some of us are drunk."
I remember her line.
- Ah! This is so weird.
This is about the size of the poster I had
cuz I just ripped it out of a magazine
and then put it on my wall.
- Let's what the transfer is looking like.
- I thought this would be less awkward than kissing
a real person but somehow this is way more awkward.
I'm going to hold the back of his head, gently.
- Okay.
(jazzy music)
- Oh. I mean...
- Yes, I've left him a little. Oh wow.
- A few crumblies, but not a ton.
I could definitely kiss a real person
and it wouldn't be that bad.
- I've actually somehow placed it perfectly
so that my little bits of crumbles have ended up
where his mustache is.
- If you tilt it just right,
in certain lights you can see the outline of it
but it's so very faint.
- No, I don't see, wow. I kissed Norah Jones
and no one would know if we hadn't caught it on film.
There's no marks! Nothing.
Kat Von D stayed on tight.
- Test three. - Eat some damn pizza.
- The most delicious of tests.
- It is. Truly is.
- It looks fun. There's an olive on mine.
- There's also an olive on mine.
- And a mushroom. I didn't get one.
- Do you want my mushrooms?
- It's oily. It's delicious looking.
- It smells so good.
- Should we dive in? - Yeah.
- Cheers!
- [Safiya] The number one rule of liquid lipsticks
is to avoid oily foods,
but sometimes you can't avoid oily foods.
- I'm not going to stop my life.
I don't know about you but I'm going to eat.
- I'm surprised there's still lipstick on here.
I've been licking my mouth a lot.
And the pizza feels just like a big greasy old napkin.
- I don't think I realized how dry my lips felt
until oil touched them and then it was just like
sweet relief, sweet moisture.
- I don't see any transfer though.
- You'll see on the paper towels.
- Should I try a little dab?
Oh. Yeah. More came off on mine than yours.
- I feel like yours doesn't even look like it ever got
wiped away.
- Oh! That's not too bad.
- Not too shabby, but you can see the entirety of my mouth.
- Yes. Oh.
- You know, doing pretty well. I just see the inner.
- Yeah.
- That looks like inner rim to me.
- I learned that in Psych 101 at the end of every study
you have to declare that more research is always needed
and so I'm going to follow that psychological principle.
- My senior year psych teacher said that she could
always tell when students had a crush on them
and then she looked directly at me.
- Did you have a crush on her? - Yeah.
- I gave you my mushroom and you didn't even eat it.
Oh my god, I am taking this back.
Well you took it and you didn't even eat it!
- I wasn't done with my plate. - Fine.
- This sad little thing she gave me. Trifling.
I mean, did I win?
- Let's take a look and see how we did.
- Let's see the damage.
(overlapping Oohs)
- It's not bad.
- Yeah, that's faded. That's faded as fuck.
- The dryness is definitely quite prominent.
Butthole lip is...
- It feels super, super dry and I feel like it looks
very wrinkly and dry.
I think if you were to just see me walking on the street
you wouldn't say, "Ooh, that girl has dry lips.
"She better figure it out."
- It looks a little moist.
Maybe that's the pizza oil.
I would say good job on the butthole factor.
Minimal. Minimal butthole factor.
I'm impressed but I did come dead last
on every single test. So take that as you will.
- I won most of the competitions
but it was external factors that brought me down in the end.
I'm not used to wearing lipstick, I licked my lips a lot.
I caught myself absent mindingly biting my nails
at one point, too, so there's just lipstick stain
on my nails.
- I think at this point of the day
would have wanted to reapply just
because it feels a little bit like it's fading a bit
but it's not terrible. I'm not mad about it.
NYX, you did a good job.
- You know I really think that it was the pizza
that did me in.
So last year, in our inaugural Ladylike video,
which was testing lipsticks as well,
I won. Today, I have to respectfully dethrone myself
and pass along the crown.
- Our lips are dry but our hearts are full.
- And our bellies are full of pizza.
- Absolutely.
- Sitting in there like a lump of bricks.
- Despite Jen winning the battles but losing the war,
I think we have a clear winner in Saf!
- Yes, Saf's lips look the best.
- They do. They look quite nice, very freshly applied.
- But I came in dead last in every test.
I'm very happy to be the winner,
but I'm even happier to have spent one year
with all these gals.
- Aww, look at that.
- One year. Should we group hug it?
- Yeah. - My girls!
- Happy one year anniversary. - Yay!
- We're one year's old.
- We have the motor skills and the potty training
of a one year old.
- Like a fine cheese, we just get better with time.
- Imagine me by a fireside. I'm Ron Swanson
swilling a glass of whiskey with a few ice cubes in it.
Happy one year anniversary, Ladylike.
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