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- (Finebros) Today you're going to try this.
- Yay.
- Ah. Look at that. That looks so delicious.
- Is that water?
Ooh! That's college. That's not water.
- Vodka? Gin?
- Is that just straight-up vodka?
- (Finebros) We're gonna have you try
a few different flavors of vodka
and have you tell us what you think.
- All right. All right, I think I can do that.
- Not that much of a vodka person.
- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
Wow, that's a lot.
Ha-h'okay. Let's go.
- (Finebros) Here's your first vodka to try.
- See, I thought it would be, like, full. I can handle this.
- Smells kinda fruity.
- This smells sweet.
- This is vanilla.
Yeah, that's vanilla.
- Gotta get the palate ready. (sharp breaths)
Oh, that's actually not bad.
- This is so sweet.
I don't think I would drink something like this straight.
- (rasps)
Maybe would be a better ice cream than a vodka?
- It could be dangerous,
because you're like, "This is really good."
And all of a sudden you're like,
(slurring) "This is really good."
- (Finebros) The flavor was marshmallow. - That was marshmallow?
Ugh.
I felt more it was like butterscotch or something.
- Marshmallow? Oh, okay. Yeah, okay.
- I love it. If you can combine dessert and alcohol,
I'm all for it. (laughs)
- (Finebros) And the next one.
- Oh, it's got a pinkish tint.
- Ew. Oh, this is not pleasant.
- It almost smells like a cigarette butt to me.
- Salud.
(coughs) No.
If there's any flavor in there, it's regret.
- It's pretty strong. I cannot detect any other flavor though.
- Oh my god, that tastes like a campfire.
- What the [bleep] was that?
Tasted like smoked bacon, smoked something.
Oh, no, that-- salmon?
- This is terrible.
- It tastes like I'm licking an ashtray.
- (Finebros) You just tried smoked salmon flavored vodka.
- That sounds gross.
- (Finebros) You were actually right. It WAS smoked salmon.
- (boastfully) Oh my god! Kinda nailed it!
- I think it's a horrible idea.
- They shouldn't have done that. That's not even right.
- Smoked salmon as an edible food, delightful.
On my bagel, yes.
As a vodka, maybe not so much.
- (Finebros) Here's the next vodka.
- It seems so much more ominous now.
- This smells like Lysol.
- It smells like Pine-Sol.
A sweet chemical smell?
- Oh, it's really nice.
- Oh, I know that flavor. I know that flavor. What is that?
Is it like Skittles?
- I don't like it at all.
- (Finebros) And the flavor of this drink: Froot Loops.
- Froo-- ohh.
It is Froot Loops.
- This is Froot Loops? Oh, that's cute.
- Oh, that's totally what it is! It's totally Froot Loops.
- Really? Froot Loops?
(scornfully) Oh! Get that away from me.
That's-- that's ridiculous.
- (Finebros) And another one.
- (sniffing)
It's a little bit fruity.
No. Not taste-wise, it's not.
- Oh!
This is kind of awful!
- Plain vodka.
- That sorta just tastes like regular vodka to me.
- I feel like I have a little cinnamon-like something
taste into it.
- Let's say I took the cinnamon Altoids
and I melted them into a clear liquid.
- (Finebros) You just tried grass-flavored vodka.
- Grass-fla-- man, the vegans are taking over.
- Wait, grass vodka, like the weed vodka?
Or grass grass, like growing grass?
- (Finebros) Like grass on the ground.
- Who would--
That don't make no damn sense.
- I would drink it again.
There's nothing about it that tastes like grass to me.
- Why would somebody make that?
It doesn't even smell like that.
I mean, if you're gonna make something stupid,
at least nail it.
- (Finebros) And the last one.
- All right.
- Oh! Oh, wait.
Oh my god, what is this?
- Oh my gosh. This seems like pure sugar.
- Mm...
This is candy corn.
- It's super sweet.
Kind of reminds me of horchata.
Like milk and cinnamon.
- What is that? Is there, like, Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
- Let's say Cinnabon was like,
"Screw all these buns. We're gonna go make vodka."
Cinnabon.
- (Finebros) And the last one was cinnamon churro vodka.
- That tasted nothing like a churro.
- It does have a little bit of a churro vibe going on.
- It's too sweet for me.
It's not something that I will drink regularly.
- That one was pretty good. That was the best one, for sure.
- (Finebros) So which vodka would you recommend adults drink?
- The grass one.
- Cinnamon churro.
- Marshmallow, because it tastes the best.
- 100% Froot Loops.
- The first one, the marshmallow.
- Smoked salmon vodka I liked the best.
- The Froot Loop one.
Because it's like the sweet flavor,
and it takes you back to, oh, the Froot Loops days.
- The Froot Loops one was pretty genius.
Who doesn't love Froot Loops?
And who doesn't love a vodka inspired by your favorite cereal?
And who doesn't love vodka you drink in the morning?
I don't know. Maybe I should not be that person.
- Thanks for watching this episode of Adults vs. Food.
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- Goodbye!
- Bye, guys. I haven't had this much shitty vodka
since hi-- college.
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