>> Greg: THEY’D RATHER HAVE NO
JOB THAN WORK FOR THIS WOKE
SNOB.
THE VP STAFFERS ARE IN SHORT
SUPPLY AS ANOTHER ONE SAYS
GOOD-BYE.
THEY’RE JUMPING FROM THE NEAREST
TERRACE TO ESCAPE THEIR BOSS,
KAMALA, KAMALA HARRIS.
WHATEVER.
THE VP LOST HER SPEECH WRITER
BUT THE BIGGER NEWS IS, SHE A
SPEECH WRITER?
THAT’S LIKE BEING MICHAEL
MOORE’S PERSONAL TRAINER.
A WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL TELLS FOX
THAT GRAHAM IS LEAVING THE
OFFICE BUT NOT THE FAMILY AT THE
END OF THE MONTH.
FAMILY?
SHE’S REALLY MAKING THE
GOVERNMENT SOUND LIKE WHAT IT IS
A BUNCH OF MOBSTERS SWINDLING
YOUR TAX DOLLARS.
SO SHE’S NOT WORKING BUT SHE HAS
A FAMILY.
REMINDS ME OF PETE BUTTIGIEG.
THAT’S THE EIGHTH KAMALA STAFFER
TO RESIGN SINCE THE VEEP TOOK
OFFICE IF SHE LOSES ONE MORE
EMPLOYEE SHE’LL HAVE ENOUGH
STAMPS ON HER MAKE NINE
EMPLOYEES QUIT GET ONE FREE
CARD.
WHO KNOWS MAYBE HER ANNOYING
LAUGH WILL QUIT NEXT.
MAYBE IT DOESN’T MATTER THAT THE
SPEECH WRITER QUIT SHE’S SO GOOD
ON THE FLY.
>> IT IS TIME FOR US TO DO WHAT
WE HAVE BEEN DOING AND THAT TIME
IS EVERY DAY.
>> NEVER LET ANYBODY THAT YOU
ARE WHAT THEY THINK YOU SHOULD
BE.
YOU TELL HER YOU ARE AND WHO YOU
KNOW YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU INTEND
TO BE.
>> WELL, THERE ARE A WHOLE LOT
OF PEOPLE ESPECIALLY LIVING IN
RURAL COMMUNITIES, THERE’S NO
KINK Os, THERE’S NO OFFICE MAX
NEAR THEM.
>> THE GOVERNMENT, WE CAMPAIGN
WITH THE PLANS.
UPPER CASE T UPPER CASE P, THE
PLANS
>> Greg: I’D TELL KAMALA WHAT WE
WANTED TO KNOW BUT I WONDERED IF
SHE WOULD JUST LAUGH IN OUR
FACES.
>> [LAUGHTER].
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOWN?
>> Greg: HORRIBLE.
KAT I’M WORRIED HER SPEECHES
WILL SUFFER NOW THAT HER SPEECH
WRITER HAS LEFT
>> Kat: A WEIRD TIME FOR THE
SPEECH WRITER TO QUIT BECAUSE
SHE DOESN’T REALLY DO THAT, SHE
DOESN’T REALLY GIVE SPEECHES.
EASIEST STUFF EVERY, YOU DON’T
DO ANYTHING AND THEN EVERY NOW
AND THEN YOU COMPEER STUFF TO
PEARL HARBOR.
WHY WOULD YOU QUIT THAT JOB.
>> Greg: EXACTLY.
WHAT IF SHE SUBBEDENS BECOMES
BETTER, WHAT IF IT WAS THE
SPEECH WRITER’S FAULT.
>> WOULDN’T THAT BE A TWIST.
WHAT IF THE SPEECH WRITER WAS
PURPOSELY TANKING HER, YOU KNOW,
REALLY LOVES PETE BUTTIGIEG AND
IS DOING WHATEVER THIS PERSON
CAN TO BRING KAMALA HARRIS DOWN.
WHICH SHE’S REALLY DOING A GREAT
JOB.
I WONDER WHAT THE GOSSIP IS LIKE
WHAT DO PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IN THE
OFFICE.
LIKE I JUST TALKED TO SOMEONE IN
THE WHITE HOUSE AND SHE IS
DEFINITELY NOT ON THE TICKET FOR
2024.
WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE.
THIS IS SPIRO AGNEW ON THE
OPPOSITE OF STEROIDS.
>> Greg: I LOVED SPIRO, GREAT
HEAD OF HAIR EMILY.
YOU KNOW WHAT I NOTICED, TALKING
ABOUT SPIRO AGNEW, YOU’RE NO
SPIRO AGNEW THOUGH YOU HAVE NICE
HAIR.
ANYWAY I FORGOT MY QUESTION BUT
I’LL COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT
ONE.
I NOTICED AS INCOMPETENT AS SHE
IS NO ONE’S MIMICKING HER ON ANY
COMEDY OR LATE NIGHT SHOW AND
THAT’S TREMENDOUS THAT NO ONE’S
GOING TO TOUCH YOU, RIGHT?
>> WHY, ON ALL OF THOSE LATE
NIGHT TALK SHOWS IT’S BECAUSE
THEY KNOW THEY’LL BE CALLED
RACIST.
>> TRUE.
>> EXACTLY THE REASON HE SHE’S
UNTOUCHABLE IS BECAUSE THAT’S A
CULTURE THAT HAS BEEN CREATED BY
THE FAR LEFT ANYWAY.
SO IT’S NOT THAT SHE IS
UNTOUCHABLE THEY JUST DEEM SHE
IS BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEY HAVE
TO BE CAREFUL IF THEY GO AFTER A
BLACK WOMAN.
AND FOR THOSE OF US IN
CALIFORNIA WHO LIVED UNDER HER
REIGN FOR SO LONG NONE OF THIS
SURPRISES US.
SHE NEVER STOOD FOR ANYTHING
POLITICALLY.
HER ENTIRE CAMPAIGN AND OFFICES
HAS ALWAYS BEEN INIFYINGING
CIVIL WARS AND THAT SHE WOULDN’T
COMMIT TO POLICIES OR ANYTHING
SHE WOULD JUST CAPITULATE, THE
BIGGEST CHEERLEADER FOR SILICON
VALLEY BUT ASSURES VICTIMS ARE
STILL ON THE LIST OF CRIMES FOR
CYBER CRIMES.
THE LIST GOES ON BUT PEOPLE WERE
CONSTANTLY ABUSED AND
INTIMIDATED BY HER AND A WEAK
LEADER AND PROBABLY A JERK AT
THE SAME TIME, TOO.
ALL OF THOSE SWING SHIFTS LIKE
FOR THOSE OF US FROM CALI WE
WERE LIKE, YEAH, BEEN HAPPENING
FOR DECADES.
>> Greg:.
>> Greg: TYRUS, I WOULD HATE TO
HAVE A BOSS LIKE THAT.
>> Tyrus: NO, NOT AT ALL.
>> IT’S DIFFERENT
>> Tyrus: IT’S A DIFFERENT KIND
OF -- HE TALKS A LOT.
YOU KNOW, I FEEL BAD FOR THE
SPEECH WRITER.
JUST IMAGINE, I’M PRETTY SURE
EVERYTHING THAT WAS WRITTEN WAS
NOT USED, BUT EVERY TIME THE
SPEECH WRITER WOULD COME HOME IT
WOULD BE LIKE, YOU WROTE THAT?
SERIOUSLY.
YOU KNOW I WHIPPED THIS OUT I
MADE A COUPLE NOTES AND YOU USED
MY FIRST ONE SO I WON’T USE IT
AND UNFORTUNATELY BECAUSE I’M ON
THE WRONG SIDE OF 40 I HAVE TO
USE THESE NOW.
CHECK THIS OUT, THIS IS ONE OF
MY FAVORITE ALL TIME THAT IF THE
SPEECH WRITER SHOULD HAVE
RESIGNED AFTER THIS ONE.
JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE ILLEGAL,
DOESN’T MEAN THEY BROKE THE
BRAH.
IF I WAS IN THE SPEECH WRITING
ROOM, I WOULD HAVE WENT, THAT’S
NOT WHAT I SAID.
WHO LET HER WATCH CHAPPELLE
BEFORE SHE WENT OUT.
AND THEN THIS ONE IS JUST
PHENOMENAL.
IT’S TIME FOR US TO DO WHAT WE
HAVE BEEN DOING AND THAT TIME IS
EVERY DAY.
I WOULD BE TAKING DRUGS AFTER
THAT IF I WAS THE SPEECH WRITER
BECAUSER’ GOING TO COME HOME AND
HEAR ABOUT, YOU WROTE THIS?
YOU WROTE THIS?
NO, IT WASN’T ME.
>> I LOVE THE COLOR OF YOUR
POST-ITS.
>> WHAT’S WRONG WITH THAT?
>> Greg: I SAID I LOVE THEM MAP
MAN GUT IF HE WOULD YOU HAVE A
PROBLEM?
>> Kat:
>> Laura: I LIKE THEM
>> Tyrus: WHAT COLOR SHOULD I
HAVE?
MUSCLE TONE?
BEARD RANGE, OH, PINK?
I HAVE DAUGHTERS, MAN.
>> Greg:.
>> Greg: UP NEXT, ARE YOU