don't you joke and goose and welcome
back to untitled goose game top of
Chongqing we go free brother speak goose
man don't know which way me and go oh
this way yes
grab them grab them no grab them I look
like a rubber neck chicken ok go just go
just go yeah Oh stronger hoose yes oh my
god it's actually working
yeah yeah use that goose head use that
beak hello young cow cam goose you won't
be friend
hi so nice make someone break the fancy
vase oh my god camera can you stop
freaking out hey camera right here I
know you think this is the real jet but
no don't kill goose this am goose poop
the woman dress up I said dress up the
but make the man spit out his tea get
dressed up with a ribbon Oh cute doorman
dress up the bust okay I will wait for
him to drink some tea okay go ahead
don't don't mind me I'm just drunk on
game boobs okay my camera is freaking
out okay drink drink yourself at a
here's an old paddy cap there next to
his old flat capita pipe sure Jess you
might miss all of the Irish take us up
at eight o the saddle go but breaking
near your house have sex with your wife
okay are you gonna do anything with your
tea
I'll be back mister man fine where else
we go hey I mean you're free brothers
run brother yes rise rise brother
oh wait is she going to think I'm that
you can't mess with me I got your socks
damn it okay I need to get rid of this
impostor me thought am real goose and
fake goose me am real goose let me stand
here there we go
ha ha ha perfectly blended in if I stay
here long enough they'll never suspect
me day 97 as fake goose woman put ribbon
on me today goose ah got your drawer I
got your drawer [ __ ] switches
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it's amazing okay what else do they have
to do make the man spit out his tea I
feel like it was on the way to that hope
the woman dress up the bust make the man
go barefoot ooh I like that Quentin
Tarantino style mm brother okay that
doesn't really help all that much who
are you gonna you gonna drink some tea
you want some PG tipps Merle grey what
do you want let me know and I shall get
it for you can I steal what are you that
was mine he was an [ __ ]
give me dem slippers Oh dick got your
slipper
where am I gonna hide it I don't know I
have to make him go barefoot let's hide
it up here he'll never find it perfectly
camouflage it okay as he reads this
paper the silly swamp I'm not doing
anything as he reads his paper the
epicgoose never gonna suppose nope nope
nope nope I'm leaving I'm leaving
odd dip down Oh what is a slipper we get
a goose of a slipper all I wanted to do
is wash it
oh man you put this back up no no no you
guys suck I'm stealing your brat ooh
here we go
yes drink your tea mr. man drink your
tea
Irish noises the hyeong kaneen continues
you'll never best this goose honk honk
am best goose what if goose and painter
I will paint you a pretty picture you
don't have let me have any fun okay
that's all keys want to do is have fun
you're or you're ruining it I'm gonna
trim your hedges don't buy your hedges I
mean your head
the geese will rise the case will rise
no world domination is within my grasp
damn it lady never let me have any fun
I trash the place since you won't let me
have fun I would act like your
six-year-old flap those wings make the
windmill go stronger for the Netherlands
where geese are originally from give me
this [ __ ] yo fish [ __ ] your fish is mine
now let me get this Barris soap cuz I
think I have to bring some stuff this
way no no don't see me no
this is my soap I earned this young
Calgon soap oh you're such a dick you're
such a spoilsport man you don't even
hand it or you just throw it back in
that's disrespectful I am back my
precious vase I have it okay when she
goes to put the vase back that oh yes oh
oh I got an idea
take the vase and put it over here face
vos take the Vasi and now he's gonna
take it from me and he's gonna throw it
back over the fence to her and then he's
gonna break and he's got to feel real
bad he's gonna have to pay or he's gonna
be in debt and then he's gonna not have
his house anymore
you suck you're way worse than a goose
and then he just sits back down anyway
what a dick Urton hi he did it he did it
it was him not me
he is what people would call an [ __ ]
you square up you want to go this is my
pipe
I smoke now I'm gonna get the smoke
tobaccy dogie smoke we'd probably have a
master plan no come down here God the
cameras so annoying sometimes
grab that yeah yeah yeah bring it over
this way yes I'm a good goose everyone
thinks I'm bad for I need a bra a pair
of socks a slipper and a bar soap okay
everyone thinks Hong Kong can bad but no
Yoyogi okay I'm good
oh my god I just use WASD there we go
there we go don't kill good goose can't
spell goose without good that's not true
hello I'm here now I'm here I'm friend
okay go goose go goose she'll never see
now you better not tattle on me
you have feckin weirdo yeah big loser
okay okay okay just keep an eye on him
oh he's no newspapers I was gonna see me
everything I do not if I'm out of sight
out of sight out of mind you don't see
it you don't see it go look for your
newspaper again okay fine young shark
will get how am I gonna rise with my
brother's if he's gonna keep tackling me
like this
there we go you've got your second
precious newspaper back no I'm gonna
hide right here until you read your
paper and when he reads his paper Jung
Kyung yock yock [ __ ] I also need a
bar soap and a slipper
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Go Go goose yes I'm doing the laundry
for everybody people are gonna thank me
for this even though they were hanging
up and they were drying already because
you probably washed them with two
seconds ago but it's the thought that
counts and I'm a very thoughtful goose
he's spying on him that's so creepy oh
she's looking at the hat in the pipe you
want my help don't you do you want to
make a deal with the devil do you want
to make a deal with the honker you want
to help in the hunka Ning you can help
no problem lady all you got to do is
submit to the will of the goose what are
you doing dude there we go there we go
there we go don't see me don't see my
precious pair of soap yes yes yes yes go
wishy-washy
is it working
oh I need a slipper damn it I wasn't
doing anything
except zip zip zipper yay I did it I did
the washing do you can have it back I I
watched it it's clean now it's not your
stinky feet anymore I don't get the
other slipper though how do I get a
second sipper I need it I want it I want
it have a taste and feel it nope nope
nope nope the shop
you ready gamers we're gonna have to
pull off the biggest goose heist this
town has ever seen I'm gonna have to get
these things and put them on the on the
thingy out there for her okay okay
strike okay wait wait for it wait for it
we'll have a gap go goose yes what a
smart sexy little goose you are I'm
gonna leave these things here so it
makes it easier oh they're never gonna
know what hit him
hey hey hey hey hey hey sit down there
bucko sit down there neighbor Ito sit
down there one foot Jim let's put a
keister in a cedar and I talk to you -
how dare you honk at me I'm the one who
Young's this is the honking don't kill
him goose I will destroy you
who second slipper now go back to your
team there's nothing wrong in my neck
this is perfectly fine this is like East
- you wouldn't know you're not goose
don't calc me in a loose
got it haha barefoot barefoot huh I'm
good laughs everyone pointing laughs you
suck ha ha wait is that it
whoo I can actually leave I didn't even
have to do this one yeah what her knees
you make someone prune the prize vase
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don't don't write no geese on that don't
you dare don't don't do it don't write
no geese on that if I see no geese on
that young chunk will kill y'all Kong
death mode how dare you these are my
brothers to do with the prize face make
someone prune the prize vase but I get
someone to prune this thing doesn't make
any sense what's happening oh oh
you caught me ah dang it you're just
gonna break it again she's not gonna be
happy about that
do you said uses a fool okay and you
stole her breath you saw you saw
witnesses you guys saw him you saw him
steal her brow right he's a pervert
midnight okay you fixed that I don't
need that I don't need that
come brother come now I will save goose
kind
honk-honk honk-honk come with me friend
goose duck Swan everybody's welcome
go back to your stupid vase lady this is
between me and my brother come brother
come no one whatever Stein between us
again
okay stay there brother guard the door
no when the honking happens I'll call
upon you first honk honk
he gets it that's the secret code word
[ __ ] up your voice I mess it up oh no
you have to trim it is that what your
trimming is that the braised phase that
you have to trim nope oh oh I get it
I get it oh I'm gonna mess up your whole
world bro oh I'm gonna mess it up there
we go oh-ho use those big powers yeah
okay
that's messed up she's gonna have to
prune it get ready for it she's gonna
have to prune it and she's gonna prune
it by accident and mess up the throws oh
this dastardly goofs plan is covered to
fruition
no one's ever ready no one ever suspects
the geese no one ever thinks that they
the enemy is from within no one is ever
gonna suspect us to think oh we're dumb
dumb geese don't know what they're doing
but honk honk I'm devil oh oh is the
price the price rose let the price vase
I'm a goose I can't read unless you
count reading my enemy like a book then
I can read extremely well look I have a
sleeper agent on the inside they'll
never suspect me
oh you're young you as well
go brother fight get a signer house and
Raider drawers fine fine I'm leaving but
brother I shall return for you one day
this is not your time we will have our
moment in the Sun brother for now we
honk across borders but I will return
honk honk I'm sport you don't know me
you know me I'm fit I'm blending in this
is what humans do young count game sport
what about that game guys huh
I love sports ball yeah that sport is my
favorite one of the ones that we are
talking about nailed it they'll never
suspect a damn thing oh yeah that's what
you get did you get fry let my friend
into the house ok thank you for giving
me my tennis racket also it's my package
now honk honk
I'm thief honk honk em ups Avenue nope
not yet
this is mine as well this is my this is
my tax return ok thank you count count
have a good day oh wait do you see this
will you see this watch why'd you take
this and I'm just gonna put it right in
the middle of the street right in the
middle dude Anarchy Reigns and his name
is goose honk honk um anonymous the teef
and the night the killer of dreams yeah
some baby is going without their
pacifier or as I would call it in
Ireland a soother ego drop it in one day
it will return to the person that is
most needed with
nice good job me good job I'm goose best
job swimming swimming swimming swimming
swimming swimming I'm a little goosey
goosey swimming swimming swimming with
the pipe you Mary you don't count cat
Mario killcam Italian we got him back at
the beginning I'm back with the forever
friend
I'm returned did you miss me hey he
locked the gate where did you lock the
gate I'm your friend
I'll count let me in i liberated you I
hoped they give you a picnic Mary this
is all the things they get well if I
could turn this lawnmower on I'd run
over you first that's cool that it's all
connected though let's like an open
world kind of thing you can go back
that's good level design I like that a
lot through the air the person I was
destined to meet they have the goods
they have what we need
the honking begins now they've got the
exact materials I need to overcome the
human populace there it is
don't show it to the people yet they're
not ready the goose shall fly again and
if you don't smash like in this video
the goose will come for your toes and
nibble yours first
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