>>> ALL RIGHT. WELCOME BACK, EVERY BED.BODYEVER
LAST TIME WE HAD ALL THE GANG
TOGETHER WAS WHEN CARSON WAS
ANNOUNCING THE BIRTH OF BABY
GIRL GOLDIE.
GIRL GOLDIE. EVEN BETTER, HE’S BACK WITH
GOLDIE HERSELF AND WITH SIRI.
WE JUST WANT TO SAY GOOD
MORNING, GOLDIE.
MORNING, GOLDIE. GOOD MORNING, SIRI, SUPER MAMA.
GOOD MORNING, CARSON, SUPER DAD.
LOOK AT THESE LITTLE CUTIES.
WE’RE SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
HOW IS IT GOING?
>> GOOD MORNING, GUYS.
IT’S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU ALL.
IT’S GOING GREAT.
THIS IS BABY GOLDIE WHO IS HOW
OLD NOW, 12 DAYS MAYBE?
>> WHAT DAY IS IT?
YEAH, 12R DAYS. DAYS.
SHE’LL BE TWO WEEKS ON THURSDAY.
>> SHE’S DOING GREAT.
MOM IS DOING AWESOME.
SHE’S THE POT OF GOLD AT THE END
OF THE FAMILY RAINBOW.
SHE CAME AT A MUCH NEEDED TIME
FOR WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE
COUNTRY.
COUNTRY. A MUCH NEEDED DISTRACTION.
WE HAVE THREE OTHER KIDS AND
THEY ARE REALLY GOOD BABY GOLDIE
IS HOME.
IS HOME. >> HOW ARE THEY ALL GETTING
ALONG?
ALONG? WHO DO I SEE IN THE FRAME THERE?
>> HODA, THERE’S KIDS ALL OVER
THE PLACE.
THE PLACE. THEY ARE LIKE SPIDERS.
THEY ARE NEVER MORE THAN 6 FEET
AWAY FROM YOU.
>> AN EDUCATIONAL APP.
>> SHE’S WATCHING ""THE GREATEST
SHOWMAN.""
SHOWMAN."" >> THE KIDS LOVE HER.
THEY ARE LIKE LITTLE MOTHERS AND
FATHERS.
FATHERS. THEY CAN’T GET ENOUGH.
THEY ARE SO HELPFUL.
IT’S THE SILVER LINING IN ALL OF
THIS TO HAVE ALL OF US HOME
TOGETHER BECAUSE THEY JUST
SNUGGLE HER UP AND GRAB BINKIES.
THEY DON’T CHANGE DIAPERS YET.
>> HEY, BUDDY.
IN THE FIRST FEW WEEKS YOU KIND
OF GET A GLIMPSE OF WHAT THEIR
PERSONALITY IS GOING TO BE LIKE.
CAN YOU TELL WHAT DPOELD WILL BE
LIKE?
LIKE? >> SHE’S HEADED TOWARDS
PROFESSIONAL BEER DRINKING
BECAUSE SHE BURPS ALL THE TIME.
>> SHE’S CHILL.
>> >> VERY CHILL.
>> SHE TAKES AFTER YOU, CARSON.
>> YEAH, ON THE BEER FRONT,
MAYBE NOT ON THE ANXIOUS CHILL
FRONT.
FRONT. SHE’S VERY CALM DEMEANOR.
>> SHE’LL JUST GO TO ANY OF THE
KIDS.
KIDS. SHE SEEMS VERY ADAPTABLE.
I THINK SHE KIND OF HAS TO BE
BECAUSE SHE WAS BORN INTO THIS
CHAOS OF A FAMILY AND THEN THIS
CRAZY WORLD RIGHT NOW.
SO SHE’S JUST GOING WITH THE
FLOW.
FLOW. SHE’S MAKING LITTLE NOISES.
>> WE HAD A NICE MOMENT.
WE’RE CATHOLIC.
WE’RE CATHOLIC. SO WHEN ALL THE OTHER KIDS WERE
BORN, WE HAD THE OPPORTUNITY FOR
THE CHAPLAIN AT WHATEVER
HOSPITAL THEY WERE BORN IN TO
COME IN.
COME IN. HONESTLY, WE DIDN’T CARE WHAT
DENOMINATION.
DENOMINATION. WE WANTED SOMEBODY WITH SOME
FAITH TO FOR THE NEWBORN.
IN LONG ISLAND WE GOT TO DO A
DRIVE-BY BLESSING WITH FATHER
BOB.
BOB. THAT’S OUR CATHOLIC PRIEST AT
OUR PARISH.
OUR PARISH. HE MARRIED SIRI AND I.
WE DROVE GOLDIE THERE AND HE
STOOD 6 FEET AWAY AND GAVE A
BLESSING.
BLESSING. THAT’S REALLY BEEN A HIGHLIGHT
IN THE LAST 48 HOURS.
>> MY ONE TIME OUT OF THE HOUSE.
>> CARSON --
>> YOU WERE SAYING, CARSON.
GO AHEAD.
GO AHEAD. >> NO, YOU GO, SAVANNAH.
>> I JUST WAS SAYING, CARSON,
YOU TEXTED A COUPLE DAYS AFTER
GOLDIE WAS BORN AND YOU SAID WE
REALLY NEEDED HER LIGHT RIGHT
NOW.
NOW. I THINK THAT’S SO TRUE.
I KNOW EVERY TIME I SEE A
PICTURE OF HER, I START TEARING
UP.
UP. WHAT HAS SHE REALLY BROUGHT TO
THE FAMILY, TO DALY’S PARTY OF
SIX NOW.
SIX NOW. >> WELL, THAT’S SWEET.
DON’T FIGHT OVER ME, GIRLS.
IT’S LIKE HIGH SCHOOL AGAIN.
THERE’S PLENTY OF ME TO GO
AROUND.
AROUND. IT’S BEEN AMAZING.
IT’S A REALLY BITTERSWEET EVENT,
AS WE ALL KNOW, BECAUSE WE’RE
ALL HYUNUNKERED DOWN IN OUR HOME
FOR ME, I’M A FAMILY GUY.
I WORK A LOT.
I WORK TO BE HOME.
NOW I GET THIS UNPRECEDENTED
TIME WITH MY WIFE AND KIDS BUT
IT COMES AT SUCH A COST.
THERE’S SO MANY LIVES LOST AND
SO MANY PEOPLE HURTING.
IT’S ALMOST HARD TO APPRECIATE
THE TIME WITH YOUR FAMILY WHEN
YOU’RE MINDFUL OF THE OTHER
PEOPLE IN THE WORLD.
WHEN WE GOT HOME FROM THE
HOSPITAL THERE WAS A GREAT
MOMENT WHEN OUR NEIGHBORS --
NORMALLY AT OTHER TIMES WOULD BE
AT OUR HOUSE, DRINKING
CHAMPAGNE, CELEBRATING, GOLDIE
COMING HOME.
COMING HOME. THEY ALL LINED THE STREETS, MADE
SIGNS.
SIGNS. IT BROUGHT TEARS TO SIRI’S EYES.
SHE’S BEEN A LIGHT TO OUR
FAMILY, OUR COMMUNITY.
EVERYBODY IS ANXIOUS ABOUT THE
UNKNOWNS OF THE PANDEMIC.
HERE COMES LITTLE DPOELD AND ITG
PUTS A SMILE ON HER FACE.
40% OF THE CASES ARE COMING FROM
NEW YORK.
NEW YORK. IT’S A HARROWING TIMES TO BE
PREGNANT ESPECIALLY WHERE WE ARE
GEOGRAPHICALLY.
GEOGRAPHICALLY. THERE’S A LOT OF NERVOUS PEOPLE
AROUND US AND SHE’S BEEN A
BEACON OF HOPE.
>> LIKE YOU, SAVANNAH, SAYING I
JUST NEED A GOLDIE PICTURE.
SHE’S HAPPY TO DO THAT.
>> WE HAVE TO ASK, CARSON, ON A
TOTALLY DIFFERENT NOTE ABOUT
YOUR LIFT.
YOUR LIFT. >> IT’S OUT OF CONTROL.
>> WHAT’S HAPPENING WITH THAT.
>> I SAID IF THEY ARE GOING TO
DO A REBOOT OF HIGHWAY TO
HEAVEN, I COULD PLAY HIM.
I DON’T KNOW.
MY KIDS ARE THRILLED, BY THE
WAY, THE EASTER BUNNY AND TOOTH
FAIRY MADE THE ESSENTIALS LIST.
AS YOU KNOW, YOU CAN’T GET YOUR
HAIRCUT.
HAIRCUT. SO I’VE BEEN CUTTING MY SON’S
HAIR OUTSIDE.
HAIR OUTSIDE. I HAVE A MAKESHIFT BARBER SHOP
FOR JACKSON’S HAIR.
JACKSON, WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME
IN HERE?
IN HERE? I DO A GOOD JOB WITH HIM.
THERE’S MY SALON.
>> HE’S GOT LINES.
I GAVE HIM A LITTLE FADE.
HE’S HIGH-AND-TIGHT, LOOKING
AWESOME, LIKE A YOUNG HARRY
STYLES.
STYLES. >> WE’RE GOING TO BRAID CARSON’S
HAIR.
HAIR. >> I DO NEED A CUT BUT I’LL
WAIT.
WAIT. >> IT’S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>> MAYBE JACK D COULD ACTUALLY
CUT YOUR HAIR, RETURN THE FAVOR,
CAR SENTENCE.
CAR SENTENCE. >> I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THAT.
THE QUARANTINE HAS REALLY
BROUGHT ME BACK TO MY PUNK ROCK
ROOTS.
ROOTS. I PUSHED THROUGH MY NOSE RING
FOR MY MTV DAYS.
>> THAT HAPPENED.
>> WOW, THERE’S A PICTURE.
I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU HAVE THAT.
SO I’M NOT OPPOSED TO GOING TO A
MOHAWK.
MOHAWK. >> ACTUALLY, CARSON, I HEARD,
AND TELL ME IF THIS IS RIGHT.
I THINK YOU’RE COMING BACK
TOMORROW BECAUSE WE’RE GOING TO
DO A SEGMENT ON CUT YOUR OWN
HAIR AND YOU’RE GOING TO DO IT.
>> YES.
>> YES. >> AND YOU’LL BE HELPING OTHERS.
I WOULD LIKE TO SAY I HOPE MY
HUSBAND WILL BE WATCHING THAT
SEGMENT AS WELL.
>> YES, I’M EXCITED TO DO THAT.
>> PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.
>> I STOOD IN LINE TO BE IN THAT
SEGMENT.
SEGMENT. TOMORROW WE’LL CHOP IT UP.
>> LOOK FORWARD TO THAT, CARSON.
SIRI, GOLD GOLDIE, YOU GUYS,
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
WE LOVE AND MISS YOU GUYS A LOT.
>> MISS YOU GUYS, TOO, AND LOVE