- Last week was the 2018 CES,
which of course stands for--
- Crappy Edward Scissorhands,
crustaceans eating sushi,
cooties eviscerating Sherry,
cars each same.
- Cars each same.
- Yeah.
- That's, you're actually right.
It's cars each same.
- You know how they are.
- I was gonna see how long you wanted to go with that.
You got the cars each same.
- Candy e.
- You're done.
Hey, hey.
Leave when you're up.
What am I trying to say?
You know what I'm saying.
Quit while you're ahead.
Leave when you're up.
Consumer electronic show, that's what it stands for.
- Consumer electronic show.
- It's where the coolest, weirdest, newest electronics
that will soon be for sale of shown for the first time.
So, it's time to play real or fake consumer electronics
show product, consumer electronic show edition.
I'm gonna tell you about a product.
It may be one of the new products from CES
from cars each same or it might not be.
(laughing)
And if you get three of these right you win a CES
of your very own that is Chase Edward Stanlington.
- [Man] That's not my real name format.
- He's lying that is his full name.
- Stay out of this.
- You can have Chase for as long as you want.
- Alright.
We can sit down and come up with what CES stands for.
- Link the future of bowel evacuation is finally here.
Say hello to the new me.
The modern toilet for the modern pooper.
This toilet connects to the internet.
It's got a voice activated bidet control
and even streams your favorite music.
That's right.
It streams while you stream.
- Streams.
- Ha ha ha got there first.
(laughing)
It also tracks your water usage,
so you can know if your family members are really letting it
mellow like they say they are.
Is this toilet real of fake?
- Smart toilet.
There's smart fridges.
There's smart lights.
Something you said in there threw me off.
It seemed like--
- Intentional.
- Like it streams music I don't believe that but--
- That's the one thing that's throwing you off, huh.
- I think that's a line they wouldn't cross.
I'm gonna say no you made this up.
- Link, you're wrong.
This is of course real.
- Yeah.
- It's made by Kohler.
- [Link] Where is it?
- [Rhett] That's it.
- [Link] I don't see it.
- [Rhett] It looks like a hamper but that's it.
- [Link] Are you serious?
- [Rhett] In the next picture you can see it opened up here,
so it's super, super cool.
- I hope that doesn't close down on you.
- No.
- Or your parts.
- But hey, here's the exciting part check out
some of the pictures from the ad campaign.
Look at this happy couple.
- [Link] Actually I think that guy's looking in a mirror.
- No, there's more, there's more.
Check this out.
- [Link] Oh wow.
- [Rhett] Yeah, yeah.
And even another one.
- [Link] Did you Photoshop these?
- [Rhett] No, this is all real.
- Is that literally a toilet in a glass room?
- Yeah.
Hey babe, let's lounge in front of our toilet
and let's take big dumps while all our neighbors watch.
This is what we work so hard for.
(laughing)
- Hand on hip.
Alright.
- Okay.
- Man.
- Bad start.
- It does stream music.
- Yeah, it does.
- Dang.
- While you stream.
Do you fear death lurking around every corner
but also like giant belts.
- You know me, don't you?
- Then boy do we the product for you.
Introducing Hip'Air, the airbag you wear.
Simply place this bulky belt around your decrepit hips
and the moment you start to teeter while reaching
for your bunion cream, whoosh, the airbags burst out
of the belt to save you.
Hip'Air, we put the hip back in.
Hey, I fell down and my hips didn't shatter.
Is this real or fake?
- It is a problem, so this would be an elegant solution.
- Yeah.
People fall down all the time.
- Right.
And it can ruin your elderly life.
- Uh-huh.
- Let's be real for a sec.
- Lets be real people fall.
- Okay, now let's move on.
- Okay.
- I think, I've seen the hoodies that turn into a helmet.
Like poof, poof, poof, poof.
- Uh-huh, yep.
(mumbles)
- So either you know about that,
so you're lying about a belt
and you're taking advantage of the elderly.
You jerk.
(laughing)
Or this is real.
I hope this is real and I'm saying this is fake.
- You're wrong again Link.
Should've gone to CES.
It's real.
Check this out, there it is.
- This is great.
- There's the Hip Air.
- [Link] And it's so fashionable.
- We got a little video.
It's so easy.
You just--
- [Link] A little disco music.
- [Rhett] Snap it right there and then she's ready to go.
- Hey, play rough with grandma again.
Wow and it looks like one of her internal organs
just decided to take a visit with the outside.
- Well if you wear your pants over that
then you can go to the club.
- Oh yeah.
- (mumbles) look at grandma.
- Got it.
- I don't remember grandma looking like that.
On the side she's wider than I remember.
- Hips don't lie girl.
Out for two.
- Travel.
You gotta get the rest of these right
if you wanna hang out with Chase.
Travel is stressful and hard on your back
but what if you could race through the airport
and get a massage at the same time without paying
the creepy guy on Craigslist to follow you around.
Well now you can.
Thanks to the new traveler's backpack
that has a built-in robotic massager.
Whether you're traveling, hiking or running to class
you can relax as if a 90 pound Thai masseuse
is working on your back.
Real or fake?
- Wow, a massaging backpack.
Now if you listen to this week's ear biscuit
you know that I freaken went nuts over massage chairs
in a pick up truck back home in North Carolina.
- Yep.
Right.
So, it can be (mumbles).
A backpack doesn't seem like much of a stretch,
does it?
- If you make it really tight I do think it could work,
so I think this is real, which means I'm going to say fake.
Opposite day.
I gotta start winning.
- You're right Link.
It is fake.
- Yeah.
- So, if you wanna have a massaging backpack
you're gonna have to do it the old fashioned way.
Just put a bunch of kittens in there real tight,
clamp it down and as they try to escape
they'll get into your back.
- Yeah, yeah.
- That's the way I've always done it.
- Until they die right.
- No, I let them out right at the point
where they're about to die.
(laughing)
- Alright, give me another one.
I'm on a roll.
I feel it.
- It's common knowledge that the two greatest contributions
to modern society are the Polio vaccine and the dishwasher
but once the dishwasher washes the dishes
you still have to put them back in the cupboard or do you?
That's right.
Those days of bending and grabbing and placing are over.
With the new all-in-one dishwasher cupboard
the cupboard is the dishwasher.
Place the dirty dishes in the cupboard, turn it on
and bam, the cupboard washes it's own contents.
What a time to be alive.
Real or fake?
- All of this seems like the future
except your continued use of the word cupboard.
Nobody says that anymore.
- What do they say?
- Cabinet.
- Cabinet's on the bottom.
- I'm lying.
- Cabinets on the bottom.
Cupboards on the top.
- But are you lying about the whole thing?
I think so.
They wouldn't say cupboard.
Only you would say that.
False.
- You're on a roll Link.
It is fake.
I'm gonna have to keep just smashing my dishes
after I use them.
If you're like me you're tired sleeping next to a human.
- Oh.
- Touching their flesh at night just reminds you
that they're living, breathing person
and therefore have the potential to someday leave you
and crush your whole world.
(laughing)
Well kiss those thoughts goodbye
with the nighttime cuddle robot.
It simulates real human breathing, sings you lullabies
and best of all it can never ever leave you, ever.
Love you Jessie.
Is this real of fake?
- Totally real.
- You're so confident.
Final answer.
- Totally real.
- It's real.
Right, it is.
- I have one.
- It is the Somnox sleep robot.
There it is.
- [Link] What?
That's a kid.
- [Rhett] Son.
- Why would you make it into a child?
That's so weird.
- No, it's the thing in the front man.
That's it.
It's not the child.
Mommy's never coming back with this pulsating pillow.
Loves you just as much.
(laughing)
Congratulations Link.
Chase, CES, Chase Edwards Stanlington.
- Uh.
Quiche.
- Just sit on him.
- Quiche is a Q I think.
- Right.
- Yeah, I'm sure.
- Eats ...
- Sandwiches.
- You guys can just play the game together all day.
- Yah.
- Cut.
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