[MUSIC - "THEME FROM A SUMMER'S PLACE"]
Wait.
How did you guys change so quickly?
What do you mean?
How are you in your bathing suits, like I'm still--
Boys.
[INAUDIBLE] behind.
I hate this.
Whoa.
[CHUCKLES]
I didn't know you had a real face.
I forgot that too.
I didn't realize that you had a real--
That's really insulting.
Come on.
Let's be realistic now.
Hey, guys!
Hey.
Hey, glad you could make it.
Hey, what's up?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
The party is here.
So where's Batman and Superman?
They're bringing a clown over to the party.
I hate this guy.
[MUFFLED YELLING]
What could you possibly have to say?
Does anybody have any SPF 50?
I tend to burn a little in the sun.
[CHUCKLING]
[MUFFLED YELLING]
Come here.
[GRUNTING]
[CRAZED LAUGHING]
[LAUGHING]
Take me away, boys.
You won't get away this time.
Easy, pretty boy.
Men of my dreams.
You smell like a balloon covered in horse manure.
You're lucky you get to stay here, boy.
How much hair gel do you use, Superman?
It's not a lot.
It's cream-based product.
[CHUCKLING]
Oh, place me down gently.
There.
Gently.
It's too bright.
Sunglasses!
Oh, it's too bright?
Yes, sunglasses.
Make sure you get that UV 40 protection.
Ooh, thank you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bat slap.
[GROANING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Perfect.
You have a cave.
I burn easily.
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
And he's in.
Thanks for inviting me.
I don't get out much.
What is that?
Oh my god, what is that?
Oh my god, that hurts.
Stop.
Bug spray.
Well, that's insulting.
Stop that.
I'm sorry.
No, it's not a joke.
[INAUDIBLE], please?
Yeah.
Oh my god, you too?
You guys are the worst.
So sensitive.
I know.
Hey, ladies.
Hope you girls are enjoying yourselves.
Yes.
All right.
Well, help yourself to anything.
Really?
I just have a lot of money, OK?
Looks like we're all out of firewood.
Not to worry.
You want some of this apple, funny man?
You want it?
Mm.
So delicious.
That's too bad you can't have some, huh?
Lunchtime!
Oh, it's lunchtime?
OK.
I can't wait to eat.
I brought my own food.
Yo, why do we keep inviting her to things?
I don't know.
No!
Where is he?
Whoa, oh my god.
Oh my god, the Joker's gone?
The Joker?
[YELLING]
Where is he?
When I find the Joker, I'm going to rip all of his teeth
out one by one.
We need to find him.
[CHUCKLING DEVILISHLY]
Let's have summer fun.
[CHAINSAW BUZZING, LAUGHING]
Ooh.
[CHAINSAW RATTLING]
[CHUCKLING]
OK.
You guys should go inside the house
and check the perimeter to see if you can find the Joker.
Yeah, and we're going to check out here, OK?
Yeah.
OK.
All right, come on.
[HEAVY BREATHING]
[CRAZED LAUGHING]
Why's the vault open?
Where's my suit?
You guys don't understand.
What don't we understand?
That suit has the capability of a nuke.
The Joker can't have that!
OK, we need to tell the girls.
We have to tell them.
It's very important.
We have to tell the girls.
Oh my god.
Oh!
[CHUCKLING]
Stay comfortable, boys.
[CHUCKLING]
Am I an animal?
No.
Am I a bird?
No.
What?
You just-- I just--
Am I a fruit?
Yes!
Oh.
I must be a strawberry.
OK, he's really not outside.
I bet he's inside.
Let's go.
Yeah, let's go look inside.
My spidey senses are tingling.
Am I a basketball?
He's a sick man.
I'm just tapping my finger.
OK, there we go.
I got it, I got it.
I am so in love with the Joker, even though he's murderous.
He's also an angel.
[INAUDIBLE], girls.
I mean, did you see the Iron on that man?
Oh my god.
It's cute.
What's that?
Huh?
The safe.
The safe?
Wait, hold up.
Why are we here?
Why don't you call Alfred?
He's off work.
You're useless, bro.
You're also useless without your suit.
I guess I could use my heat vision.
What?
You had heat vision this whole time?
Are you serious?
Yeah.
So why are we here?
We're bonding.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, Iron Man, there you are.
Where have you been?
We've been looking all over for you.
Wait.
[CHUCKLING]
[BLAST]
Stand back.
All right.
Let's go.
There he is.
[JOKER CHUCKLING]
Joker!
Get down from there!
[CHUCKLING]
Joker!
We caught him.
[INAUDIBLE]