What's supposedly sexy but really isn't?
I tried to have sex in a hot tub.
Not possible.
The water just carries away all natural lubricant.
According to my wife, doing the helicopter 🤷
Bringing chocolate spread to bed
Having sex in a bath.
Water is not lube it actually becomes very dry....
Sex on the beach
Wearing too much cologne/perfume
All you need is a dab of ascent on your neck or your wrists, and the scent shouldn’t be so overpowering that others can smell you from a mile away.
The scent you wear should be subtle, but noticeable
Ginormous dicks
The weird surge in "family" porn, like all the aunt/uncle/step-sibling stuff.
Gross.
Screaming during sex.
I'm married now, but when I was single and dating, there were a couple women I was with who would yell like sports fans in a stadium during an orgasm.
Meanwhile, my ear was roughly 6 inches from their head.
Not pleasant.
The whole...feeding thing?
I've got that covered.
None of this delicate, romantic eating, stuff
sex in water, a pool, bathtub, shower, you name it.
Sex in water sucks.
non-subtle cosmetic surgery.
Huge lips, massively sharpened nose and face, breast or butt implants that could be used as a life raft.
Like, you look like some kind of uncanny valley sex doll monster instead of a human being.
this is going to sound weird but trying to be sexy is kind of unsexy.
I dont mean like an earnest in the moment but kind of awkward attempt, thats adorable.
I mean like a cringey come and get it weird some beep I saw in a movie type move.
Its hard to explain.
People who rub nipples by trying to freaking tune a radio on them
Be gentle to titties.
Eating during sex
The duck lips pose girls do in photos
Leaving underwear the next morning.
Some girl left me her underwear as a sexy reminder of our night together.
Except, what the hell am I supposed to do with them?
Wear them?
Smell them?
Hang them on the wall?
Like what is the point here?
?
Anyways they went in the garbage.
Singles in your area.
Baby talk.
No such thing as a sexy baby.
My experience with handcuffs was rather lack-luster.
Dick pics.
Send me pics of your chest and abs if you want to turn me on, don't send me a pic of your penis.
Edit: Some people have expressed sadness due to their lack of abs.
You don't need to have abs to be sexy.
When I wrote this comment, I was thinking of my exes, both of whom were muscular, which is why I said abs.
What I was really trying to get at is that receiving a pic of a guy fresh out of the shower with a towel wrapped around his hips is A+++, whereas getting a badly lit, close up of your member is an F-.
Whats with chicks doing the cross eyed look lately.
I'm so confused...
Big fake boobs
Sex positions in porn!
“Edible” underwear, body chocolate, whipped cream... food and sex do not belong together and are a recipe for a yeast infection
Being an asshole.
Duckface.
Feels 20 years have gone by and women still do it.
leopard pattern cloth, any of them... beep should have died in the 80s..
fake drawn eyebrows that always look questioning/surprised
Lone-wolf type emotionally distant men.
Sexy media trope!
Not a sexy life partner tho
Dirty talk.
If done right its meh, otherwise its awkward as beep
Ironically enough I find "sexy underwear" to be the least sexy underwear.
Stuff like lingerie and the leather and latex stuff has never done anything for me.
Just a normal, nice set of underwear is top notch.
The other stuff just looks ridiculous in my opinion
being called "daddy"
A man hunting food.
I used to hunt, people thought it was sexy until I actually showed them.
Anal and foot jobs are something I see a lot of but they don’t appeal to me much.
Mainly cause foot fungus and beep soooo
I'm only speaking for myself here, but power dynamics.
I'm not into aggressive people at all, and I don't think it's "hot" when someone is always trying to wrestle you for some kind of imaginary control.
I know others get turned on by this, but it's one of my bigger red flags.
Fake tan.
Especially when it's so obviously orangey-fake that it just looks like they've dipped themselves in tangerine, like the song.
Things named Kardashian
snapchat filters
Sex in a sports car.
You always see rich guys in movies with some hot babe that's all over him, pulling up in his exotic/sports car.
That beep is super uncomfortable, and women's heels on soft leather/alcantara is a big no no.
Giant driveshaft tunnel in the middle and a driver oriented cockpit are terrible for it.
-Giggity- I've had more comfortable sex in the back of a Kia Morning.
An adult talking in baby talk ...
Feet.
I genuinely don't get how people find them sexy, they're gross, they're weird and they can smell!
Long nails.
Huge turnoff for me.
Sex for hours.
Guys are so proud.
No no no that friction dried up the lube and bored me after 30 min
Ahegao face.
I just think its cringe
Dirty panties.
I will never understand the number of creeps at r/CreepyPMs who ask to buy used panties....
Seriously, WHY???????
?
Jealousy.
All of those challenges on tiktok where people try to make their significant other jealous are stupid and seriously unhealthy.
Dumbass duck lips.
Unless you and your partner's height and trunk length work together juuuust right, the mechanics of it are just impossible to manage.
How do I know this?
I am 6'2" and my wife is 5'4".
Loud-ass moaning, like the fake pornstar level moaning and above.
A guy (my neighbor) and a girl in my building are dating, and I constantly have to hear her near-screaming through the wall.
I don't know how anyone can get off hearing that, it's so annoying.
Chocolate syrup as a sexy sexy addition.
Everyone reading this needs to know that \*drying chocolate syrup turns into an adhesive.\*
For me it's twerking.
It just looks awkward most of the time
Spitting on the dick while sucking it.
I see it in porn all the time.
Maybe if this does something for the suck*er*, like oral lube or some sort of decramping relief—then I get it.
But it always comes off like it’s this sexy thing.
Not sexy.
Don’t spit on my dick.
Shower sex.
You either end uip with a broken penis, or just boil or freeze to death, cause your partner showers at a different temperature than you
Those faces women make in porn videos - mouth opened unnaturally, scary mean look like they're hurting someone, faking surprise with eyes wide open , pained look like they're suffering.
Jealousy.
Women faking stupid.
Nurses.
If you find a nurses uniform hot then go and actually talk to a nurse after a shift when they've been covered in poo, vomit and/or blood, no thanks.
I’m a femme lesbian and I can’t stand when butches squint and/or bite their lips in photos lmao
Getting road head.
Car accidents arent worth the risk.
Choking/ gagging on a dick.
Discomfort during a sexual act shouldn't be seen as sexy in my opinion.
Butt implants.
That weird anime orgasm face
This will probably be buried but ... being a nurse.
Not sexy.
I literally deal with bodily fluids most of my shift.
Long Fingernails.
They just look like complete beep
Trying to look sexy on Instagram.
It’s just a parking lot Meghan, not a porn set.
Smoking.
At least it used to be pushed as being sexy.
that face guys make when they put their first and middle fingers up to their mouth like a "V" and pretend and wiggle their tongue through like they're giving a girl head.
Anal... as a woman I do not understand the whole hype around it.
It’s generally uncomfortable and isn’t as pleasurable.
Idk...
After reading a beep ton of these I think that people need to just ask before beep
Twerking.
To me people twerking just look stupid, not sexy.
Youth.
"Mm, baby, you want to have sex with this person?
Ooh, yeah, look at them, they're barely old enough to legally consent.
Doesn't that turn you on?
Look at their body, they haven't had any sexual experiences whatsoever, they're perfect."
That is largely how I interpret it.
Sex w/ the guy standing up holding the girl on his dick.
Like I get it, you can pick me up, but after like two thrusts it’s awkward af
Un-prompted dick pics, or really any dick pics.
I think dancing in a club is supposed to be sexy?
But it’s never the cute guy you’ve been crushing on for months who comes up behind you, it’s always a Chad.
Pretty sure real sexy club dancing is only in movies.
I’ve only seen the ratchet beep
Kissing and licking ears.
It’s super loud and annoying.
I had a girl onetime that wouldn’t stop putting her tongue in my ear and I had to leave.
Just awful
Wet after shower pics.
Every person after a shower looks like a drowned cat if they have any amount of hair.
When people would try to get them from me i would be like i didnt know you liked looking at wet rodents and cats?
Twerking.
Probably gonna get downvoted but I hate that beep
sex in the shower the drain hurts like hell i don't see the appeal
Food during sex.
Whipped cream, honey etc.
just get messy.
Spitting in each others mouth.
Duck lips.
So much stupid.
And then you add silicone lip injection and it just gets so awful.
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