WASHINGTON'S STILL REACTING TO THE NEWS OF PRESIDENT TRUMP'S
ALLEGED AFFAIR WITH PORN STAR STORMY DANIELS.
( THUNDER )
THAT'S ENOUGH.
THAT'S ENOUGH, JIM, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU.
A LITTLE BIT OF THAT GOES A LONG WAY.
AND THE LATEST PERSON TO WEIGH IN IS VICE PRESIDENT AND MAN
PRACTICING HIS SMILE IN THE MIRROR, MIKE PENCE.
WHEN ASKED ABOUT THE STORY, PENCE TOLD REPORTERS HE WAS NOT
GOING TO COMMENT ON THE LATEST BASELESS ALLEGATIONS AGAINST THE
PRESIDENT.
FIRST OF ALL, THESE ARE NOT BASELESS ALLEGATIONS.
SHE SAYS HE ROUNDED THE BASES.
( LAUGHTER ) SECOND-- I'M NOT SURE-- I'M NOT
SURE MIKE PENCE KNOWS WHAT A PORN STAR IS.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Jon: OH, SNAP.
>> Stephen: WHAT WOULD MIKE PENCE'S TASTE IN PORN BE?
MAYBE SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: YEAH.
YEAH.
THAT'S JUST THE WAY-- MMMM!
MMMM!
( APPLAUSE ) THAT IS JUST THE WAY MIKE LIKES
IT-- WHITE BREAD.
WHITE BREAD.
BUT THERE IS ONE CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN WHO WILL TALK ABOUT
THE STORY, AND THAT'S PRESIDENT OF THE FAMILY RESEARCH COUNCIL,
AND GROWN-UP KID FROM "JURASSIC PARK," TONY PERKINS.
PERKINS SAID THAT WHEN IT COMES TO THE STORMY DANIELS
CONTROVERSY: >> WE KIND OF GAVE HIM-- ALL
RIGHT, YOU GET A MULLIGAN.
YOU GET A DO-OVER HERE.
>> Stephen: YES, A MULLIGAN!
BECAUSE MARRIAGE IS LIKE GOLF, BOTH THINGS TRUMP CLAIMS TO LOVE
BUT CONSTANTLY CHEATS ON.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: ALLEGEDLY!
ALLEGEDLY!
I HAVE NO PROOF HE CHEATS AT GOLF.
( LAUGHTER ) SO THE FAMILY RESEARCH COUNCIL
IS GIVING TRUMP A PASS ON HIS AFFAIR WITH A PORN STAR RIGHT
AFTER HIS WIFE GAVE BIRTH.
YOU KNOW, FAMILY VALUES.
LIKE IT SAYS RIGHT THERE IN THE TEN COMMANDMENTS: "THOU SHALT
NOT COMMIT ADULTERY, UNLESS SHE'S A PRO WITH HUGE CANS.
UP TOP, MOSES!" WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT.
JOHN DICKERSON IS HERE.
BUT WHEN WE RETURN ♪ OSCAR, OSCAR ♪