HEY, COMICON HAS STARTED OUT IN SAN DIEGO, AND FANS GOT A TREAT,
-- IT'S A WHOLE NEW ERA OF TOYS IN COMIC-CON RIGHT NOW.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AND THE FANS GOT A REAL TREAT
WHEN TOM CRUISE SURPRISED EVERYONE WITH "TOP GUN:
MAVERICK" TRAILER.
WELL, I WATCHED THE TRAILER ONLINE, AND NOT TO NITPICK, BUT
THEY SEEMED TO HAVE STRAYED PRETTY FAR FROM THE ORIGINAL.
APPARENTLY, MAVERICK IS NOW PLAYED BY JUDI DENCH AS A
GIANT CAT.
JENNIFER HUDSON SINGS A BIG -- I'M SORRY.
I'M BEING TOLD I WATCHED THE TRAILER FOR "CATS."
I'M SORRY.
I ALWAYS MIX THOSE TWO UP BECAUSE THEY WERE BOTH WRITTEN
BY ANDREW LLOYD WEBER.
OKAY.
LET'S WATCH SOME OF THE ACTUAL TRAILER.
>> THE END IS INEVITABLE MAVERICK.
YOUR KIND IS HEADED FOR EXTINCTION.
>> MAYBE SO, SIR.
BUT NOT TODAY ♪ ♪ ♪
>> STEPHEN: WOW, A COCKY TOM CRUISE, MOTORCYCLES, SHIRTLESS
VOLLEYBALL, SINGING IN A BAR, FANCY JET MANEUVERS.
I GOTTA SAY, I'M ON BOARD FOR...
WATCHING THE ORIGINAL "TOP GUN" AGAIN.
I HAVE THE BLU-RAY AT HOME, THE CANDY THERE IS FREE, AND THE
FLOOR IS JUST AS STICKY.
( LAUGHTER ) OF COURSE, THE BIGGEST
TREND-BUZZ THIS WEEK IS THE SOCIAL MEDIA CRAZE, "FACEAPP."
YOU UPLOAD A PHOTO OF YOURSELF AND IT SHOWS YOU WHAT YOU'D LOOK
LIKE WAY OLDER.
EVERYONE'S BEEN DOING IT: LEBRON JAMES, DRAKE, MINDY
KALING, AND EVEN YOURS TRULY.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) GOT TO SAY, NOT BAD.
HELLO, ZANDPA.
( LAUGHTER ) NOW, THIS IS THE ONLY FUN THING
HAPPENING THIS WEEK.
SO OF COURSE, THERE'S A NEFARIOUS DARK SIDE.
TURNS OUT, BY USING THE APP, YOU GRANT THE COMPANY A "PERPETUAL,
IRREVOCABLE AND WORLDWIDE" LICENSE TO USE A USER'S PHOTOS,
NAME OR LIKENESS IN PRACTICALLY ANY WAY THEY SEE FIT.
SO, CONGRATULATIONS TO THE NEW OFFICIAL SPOKESPERSON OF K.F.C.
LEBANON: OLD YOU.
AND ONE OF THE BIG REASONS THIS HAS PEOPLE WORRIED IS FACEAPP
WAS DEVELOPED BY RUSSIANS.
OH, COME ON, WHAT'S THE WORST THEY CAN DO WITH ALL THAT DATA?
THEY'VE ALREADY ELECTED DONALD TRUMP.
WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO, RE-ELECT HIM?
OH, THEY CAN DO THAT?
( LAUGHTER ) I DIDN'T REALIZE.
OKAY.
THERE MIGHT BE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
THERE MIGHT BE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT BECAUSE, WHILE APP WAS
DEVELOPED BY RUSSIANS, ITS SERVERS ARE BASED IN AMAZON DATA
CENTERS IN THE U.S.
OH, SHOO!
SO PUTIN DOESN'T HAVE MY PHOTOS.
THEY'RE JUST IN THE HANDS OF A MASSIVE, SHADOWY EMPIRE RUN BY A
BALD TYRANT WITH HIS OWN SPACE PROGRAM.
BUT SOME PEOPLE ARE WORRIED, SUCH AS THE PEOPLE OVER AT THE
DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL COMMITTEE, WHICH THIS WEEK WARNED
PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGNS AGAINST USING FACEAPP AND URGED CAMPAIGN
STAFF TO "DELETE THE APP IMMEDIATELY."
AW, MAN, THE CANDIDATES WERE HAVING SO MUCH FUN!
CHECK OUT WHAT PETE BUTTIGIEG LOOKS LIKE IN 50 YEARS!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 40, ACTUALLY.
IT'S 40 YEARS.
LOOKS GOOD.
( APPLAUSE ) SO IT LOOKS LIKE FACEAPP IS JUST
TOO RISKY.
BESIDES, PEOPLE ARE ALREADY INTO A FUN NEW APP THAT ASKS FOR
NOTHING, OTHER THAN YOUR MOST INTIMATE PRIVATE DATA.
JIM?
>> SAY HELLO TO PONY POINTS.
JUST LOOK FOR YOUR DEEPEST DARKEST SECRET IN YOUR PHONE,
SOMETHING THAT WOULD DESTROY YOUR LIFE IF IT EVER CAME INTO
THE LIGHT, AND WE'LL GIVE YOU A FREE PICTURE OF A PONY!
>> IN THE SUMMER OF 2011 I STOPPED AT A BAR OUTSIDE OF TOWN
AND GOT INTO IT WITH THIS GUY AND BEAT HIM RIGHT THERE IN THE
PARKING LOT.
I JUST DROVE OFF.
DON'T EVEN KNOW IF HE'S ALIVE.
THIS IS WHO I AM.
( NEIGHING ) >> HEY, A PONY!
PONY POINTS.
WE OWN YOU NOW!
>> STEPHEN: WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT!
JOHN OLIVER IS HERE!